General Thread v2: Enhanced Segregation Techniques!

[NeneHATE]

The absolute state of twitch vtubing

Strikes me as strange that Bao doesn't have a nude toggle too

If gura streamed regularly then people would just find something else to complain about

 

[Lazybug]

Strikes me as strange that Bao doesn't have a nude toggle too.

Eh she's not really a lewdtuber just very crass

 

[Awoogers]

Also apparently aviel messages her manager in 5am her local time ideas for the company literally revealed to him in a dream

 

[Simp]

What did she mean by this?

watch this if you dont get it

 

[Abomination]

Breaking down Shishiro Botan's Natsuyasumi Honey moons with her Waifus.

August 72nd, 2023.
(This is gonna be a big post to break it down for EOP, sorry in advance for fanboying)
(Only gonna cover the two dates, and partially the zatsu at the end otherwise i really will be here 4ever.)

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Spoiler: Long breakdown with pictures of events and stuff:

- It starts with Botan jamming out, head bobbing, "La lion, La Lion~~" ... ah but she's muted. Oops, hag laughter ensues. Unmutes. "La Lion, La Lionnn~ Maiku ga muto, La Lion~~"

- Apologizes that her voice is still a little scratchy from getting over her cold. She thinks she sounds like an old man, but no she really doesn't lol. Just a couple throat clears here and there.
- "Let's see what we got up to with our guests over this summer vacation! Lamy-chan, and Watame-chan. Our first guest is Lamy!"

- Lamy says she could hear Botan while she was muted and pokes fun at her.
- Lamy introduces herself as the "Legal Wife!"
- Botan says that her heart is racing doki doki and she's nervous, but Lamy says to calm down and don't act creepy lol.
- Botan starts to talk like an old man, saying stuff like "sou da na" and Lamy pokes fun at her again, "you really do sound like an Oji-san!"

So where did Botan take Lamy on their date?

- A cozy and private spot along the Saitama river!
- Shishiron is preparing something. It's a food and drink smoker!
- They're gonna have a big BBQ party and lots of drinks!

- Here is the drink smoker and some seasoned/flavored wood pellets. I'll show you how it works shortly.

- First, a huge selection of Alcohol! Malt Beer, Sapphire Gin, Suntory Whiskey, 3 different Sake, 4 different Smirnoff Vodka.

- Here Botan has placed the drink smoker on top of a glass of Sake. She is spooning Wood pellets into the center and will light it with a stick torch. After which a lid is placed on top and the smoke filters into the bottom of the glass. She smokes the drinks for 3 minutes, sharing the glass with Lamy.

- Here you can see the smoke being forced into the glass. They wait 3 minutes!
- First they take a sniff test, they say the aroma is pretty strong!
- It's pretty good! Lamy comments that the Japanese sake has almost taken on a smoky whiskey like after taste and Botan agrees.
- Next they decide to smoke some of that Suntory Whiskey.

- This time Botan decides to torch the wood pellets really good and as you can see the smoke ends up quite thick!
- They're both amazed how well the smoker keeps it sealed. But how does it taste!?
- When the lid is removed, it's quite cinematic. The smoke is slow to leave the glass, so Botan wafts it up and out.
- First they comment on the smell again, it's quite pleasant. Now they will take turns tasting. Lamy is first.
- At first she says "wahhh" and starts to say "Sugoi" but it comes out slow and puckered. It seems the Whiskey was quite strong even for Alcoholic Lamy! Hag laughs ensue. Lamy downs the whole cup though.
- Botan is next, so they smoke another cup of Whiskey and make some small talk as Lamy starts to feel drunk.
- Botan takes a big gulp and starts coughing!! Trying to clear her throat while laughing all the time. It's very tasty but quite strong for her as well.
- They continue drinking, but the video moves along to BBQ segment. (Prepare for lots more pics!)

- Here Lamy is gonna beat the meat with a tenderizer, Botan tells her to imagine it is Yagoo! BANG BANG BANG.

- Meat beaten. Impressive for Lamy's spaghetti arms. Speaking of which...

- Those spaghetti arms are now having trouble cutting the BBQ ribs, or maybe it's the alcohol making it hard to keep the knife straight lol.

- The grilled Steak! Lamy is cutting again, since Botan is cooking. Botan got the perfect cook on this bad boy, just look at the color! They're both quite impressed.
- They start to eat, so far everything is cooked to perfection and tastes good. They're both drunk though, and they end up sharing a laugh over the words to express "It's really meat!"

- Next course, Sausage and peppers!
- In the background noise you can hear some kids screeching upstream. Lamy and Botan share a laugh over this as well. It's increasingly obvious they are smashed. Their dolls fall over and they laugh at that too.

- Next is a tin they placed on the grill and covered with goodies inside for smoking. Shrimps, Cheese, Pork belly cuts in a sauce.

- Botan is having an absolute laughing fit at the deflated cheese wheel. She starts prodding it with the fork to check if it's ok lol. Pero Pero.
- Next course, Salmon!

- Cooked to perfection again. Botan seasoned it quite well. There are even Lemon wheels underneath it.

- Damn these girls can eat. But finally we move on to dessert course. It's also smoked, but only for a little.

- It's a fruit compost of sorts, with a cake layer bottom and topped in melted marshmallows!
- Lamy's favorite part is the melted marshmallow, but the whole thing is warm and tasty. A good end to their meal.
- Lamy mentions they continued drinking into the night. Shishiron was quite lovey-dovey with Lamy, but Botan doesn't remember it lol.
- The date is over. Botan briefly discusses that they got up to lots of drunk antics, afterwards, she might put a separate video in members content to cover it if management deems it appropriate possible. Seems like some work will need to be done on it though if so lol.

Lamy Date End.​

- The next guest is Wife #2, Watame!
- Watame says they did/experienced something for the first time together! Scandalous! Botan says not to speak anymore, her first wife is watching! Lamy will get mad!

- They're in Chuo Ward, a portion of Tokyo, specifically the Nihonbashi area, Ningyocho! (Doll Town!)
- What are they doing here? They're going to make handcrafted sweets, traditional Japanese Wagashi! They'll use wooden tools, their hands, and simple ingredients.

- Here is their teacher for this. They want to make their mascots! (SSRB and Watamates.)
- But the first Wagashi they will make is Hanabi! 花火 (Fireworks) Not actual fireworks, but a treat that is inspired by them.

- Here is an example their instructor made beforehand. The shiny foil on top is edible. You can slightly see something colored on the inside right? More on that in a bit.

- Botan hand! They're making colored balls. This is the secret to the faint glow in the center of the Hanabi sweets. Botan has made blue and green so far, Watame on the left, made yellow and pink. Watame is in the process of making a red one, but it soon disappears! She said it fell, but it was hidden somewhere.
- Other than their hands, those wooden tools in the center are all they have to shape the sweets.
- Sensei brings out the Red bean paste (Common in Asian sweets), but Botan says it looks like a salami!

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- To be fair, it kinda does look like a little Salami. あんこ (Red Bean paste in Botan's hand on the right.)
- How does their first time go?! Here are the results.

- Left to right: Watame, Sensei, Botan. Watame and Botan decided on Gold foil over Silver.
- They make a second batch with different colors, both rounds a little sloppy but not bad for first timers. A round of applause!

- Botan on Right, Watame on left.

- Next it's time to make SSRB and Watamate shaped Wagashi!
- Botan is glad SSRB is such a simple design. Watame is not quite as lucky...

- Botan gently shapes and connects the SSRB Ears.
- But for some reason off-camera, Watame is banging on a grater!! Bang bang bang!

- Naruhodo, Watame needed to shred some dough to make little hairs for the Watamates head.
- Some small talk between Watame, Botan and the Instructor as they each begin to work on the finer details. Sensei is cheering them on!

- Watamate shaping up nicely, it seems a bit angry though. It's also has a big pompadour, but you can't quite tell from this angle. (Sorry)
- But not to be outdone! Botan starts mixing different colors! She's gonna try to make a Camo'd SSRB!

- End Results
- Watame made 3 total Watamates, and Botan just the two SSRB. To wash down their treats the tradition is matcha green-tea! Prepared by their instructor the traditional way.

- They thank the teacher respectfully for guiding them and say they had a good time learning.
- For the tasting/eating Wagashi, Botan will upload that video to members content. Botan says this isn't her first time eating Wagashi, but it is her first time making them. Watame has never had them before, so it was her first time for both!
- Botan says these types of traditional sweets are usually made barehand, and it's easier because body heat helps you shape better by melting the red bean past for example. The Instructor let them use gloves and even put on a pair herself to copy them.

Watame Date End.​

- Zatsu stuff from here, just a little. I've been at this for a while and gotta get back to JP studies...

- Botan calls Lamy back, the wives are all here! ShishiLamyWata!
- Lamy is quite amazed at the video she just saw. Making Wagashi looks fun, and she's amazed what Botan and Watame could do on their first try. Botan says the video was edited quite a bit, it made them look like they were more talkative then they actually were. The truth is while making them, there were periods of silence because they were so focused!
- With Watame on her left, and Lamy on her right, Botan says "I have a flower in each hand!" What a player. Hag laughing ensues of course. Lamy calls Botan a pervert, and Watame calls her an dirty old man.
- Botan talks about maybe rowing a canoe with them. And if they won't go for that, how about an Onsen trip next? She's really laying it on them thick, what a lovely Husband she makes.
- Lamy reminds Botan that the onsen with all three of them was her idea, but Botan was too drunk to remember!
- Botan says when they go to the Onsen, she'll record their voices and either do a space on Twitter/X or upload the audio to Youtube.

- Segue into Merch shilling! (I've linked it below for you guys if interested)
- For some reason Lamy made a comment about stuffing her panties into the merch bag lmao.
- Lamy and Watame are both happy with the merch, they're gonna buy it!
- Lamy expresses some concern over canoeing. It's scary, she suggets fishing instead! And whoever loses the fishing games will get their soul taken away to the dark realm! Botan says that's Yu-Gi-Oh!

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3rd Anni Merch:​

https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/shishirobotan_an3rd

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Commemorative Photo:

Botan Captioned it: "A picture of these two who came in their date clothes, and me like an old man who came in my casual shirt."
(Apologies again, I know it's long and formatted weird. I tried my best.)
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Good shit, my dude. I appreciate the write-up. The formatting with the pictures is also great. Never apologize for spreading the hag LaLion love.

Update. It seems he just had a high school-level mental breakdown again. There seems to be no difference between female and male menheras.

What a fag.

There are many reasons to hate social media, but this is probably the thing that makes me hate it the most: people's ability to act like fucking groveling fags in public and not get ridiculed for it.

Agreed. That, and peoples' constant need to overshare everything without thinking whether or not they should overshare personal info for zero reason. Social media has been an absolute disaster for the health of the Internet and has dumbed down the majority of the masses.

 

[I am Jack's...]

Must be a slow week if we're back at the "Gura is terrible streamer" because she doesn't stream rerun, wasn't the last one not even a week ago? It's interesting how controversial it is to not stream. Because for me personally, if someone isn't streaming, I just watch someone else and watch when they come back, or not, people can just move on and watch someone else.

Also I wonder if Gura still has a day job/volunteering, there was the actual personal dox that happened to her early on where they found her general location from a relative and then the animal shelter she worked/volunteered at during the day, which I wouldn't be surprised if that fed into her not talking about personal stuff.

Lastly, it's interesting that it's usually the same people bringing this boring Gura doesn't stream "controversy" up every time, some are just board trolls, but a couple of which are mostly Niji fans. Okay that was unnecessary of me and I apologise, it's just this subject has played out so many times it irks me. I come here for interesting vtuber news. Though maybe that's my mistake.

That's great and all, but have you considered that Gura might just be a lazy cunt?

Sure, but then again, why should I care if she's lazy, I have so many dead youtube channels I should get around to deleting already. It's not like a content creator just vanishing one day is news, it happens all the time, I just move on and find someone else. I just don't understand why this is a thing.

 

[braindoko]

Reminds me of this:

>Alban's "Gura" slip
>Sonny's "Pomu my woman"
>Fulgur's "Council didn't do as good as expected"
>Uki's everything
>Yugo
and they said Ethyria was the fuck up wave

Must be a slow week if we're back at the "Gura is terrible streamer"

Nobody has said that here so far

but a couple of which are mostly Niji fans.

 

[El Rrata]

Must be a slow week if we're back at the "Gura is terrible streamer" because she doesn't stream rerun, wasn't the last one not even a week ago? It's interesting how controversial it is to not stream. Because for me personally, if someone isn't streaming, I just watch someone else and watch when they come back, or not, people can just move on and watch someone else.

Also I wonder if Gura still has a day job/volunteering, there was the actual personal dox that happened to her early on where they found her general location from a relative and then the animal shelter she worked/volunteered at during the day, which I wouldn't be surprised if that fed into her not talking about personal stuff.

Lastly, it's interesting that it's usually the same people bringing this boring Gura doesn't stream "controversy" up every time, some are just board trolls, but a couple of which are mostly Niji fans.

That's great and all, but have you considered that Gura might just be a lazy cunt?

 

[Todd's Strongest Howard]

The funniest part about this is that it took them over a week to find this particular asset post. Nobody gave a damn about it until some dramamonger VTuber felt like they haven't gotten attention in a while and decided to post about it.

So what I'm taking away from this is these fags don't agree with the existence of tools that protect children from child predators then? Good take to have in public, folks!

Who'd have guessed pandering to SJWs would lead to untrustworthy people ending up in your circles. Fucking retard.

It's almost like the entire collective of SJW-adjacent people only exist to selfishly push their own objectives and will turn immediately on anyone that doesn't align perfectly with their "cause". Imagine not seeing a pit of vipers for being full of snakes.

Have there been any documented instances of a rape whistle working!? Like if I go to New York am I expected to see Russians pick women out of the crowd like a buffet line

Also



If a man takes this I am going to declare a Jihad on both coasts

I better tune up my voice changer then.

God damn it, it's not even that funny but I can't stop laughing.

Agreed. That, and peoples' constant need to overshare everything without thinking whether or not they should overshare personal info for zero reason. Social media has been an absolute disaster for the health of the Internet and has dumbed down the majority of the masses.

Frankly I wish there'd be more repercussions against people for posting their lives on the internet on the daily. An uptick in violent psychos victimizing people so openly public with their day to day might make people understand there's a reason you shouldn't advertise yourself as an easy mark. Back at the dawn of time when I got internet access I remember being told not to tell anyone a single damn thing about myself because you never know what kind of weird assholes are out there. Those weird assholes are all still out there in ever greater numbers than they were back then, but there's no longer any fear in it. Constant ad spam for VPNs that claim to protect that kind of info should be the first warning that there are still people that will exploit your personal info in various ways should be a hint, but it flies over people's heads. Not that those VPNs are all that helpful when you're posting geotagged selfies in the first place.

 

[Superduper Samurai]

Must be a slow week if we're back at the "Gura is terrible streamer" because she doesn't stream rerun, wasn't the last one not even a week ago? It's interesting how controversial it is to not stream. Because for me personally, if someone isn't streaming, I just watch someone else and watch when they come back, or not, people can just move on and watch someone else.

Also I wonder if Gura still has a day job/volunteering, there was the actual personal dox that happened to her early on where they found her general location from a relative and then the animal shelter she worked/volunteered at during the day, which I wouldn't be surprised if that fed into her not talking about personal stuff.

Lastly, it's interesting that it's usually the same people bringing this boring Gura doesn't stream "controversy" up every time, some are just board trolls, but a couple of which are mostly Niji fans.

>Nijifans
>here

Lol
Lmao

I think some individual 2 views have more posts about them than posts about NijiEN as a whole, especially ones that dont feature the first 3 gens

 

[El Rrata]

Here's some fun content from a member of Myth that actually cares:

 

[Superduper Samurai]

Here's some fun content from a member of Myth that actually cares:

>she actually got her cat edited in


PINK WOMAN GOOD

 

[Punished Anime Discusser]

Lastly, it's interesting that it's usually the same people bringing this boring Gura doesn't stream "controversy" up every time, some are just board trolls, but a couple of which are mostly Niji fans.

Yes, hello, I am notorious Nijisanji fan, I love Celery Tatsumaki Senpukyaku, she is my favorite Vsinger.
Your oshi is a lazy bum.

 

[Brosnan Pierce Brosnan]

As a Nijisanji fan I take no great joy in the fact that Gura has the same streaming probability as Sana

Anyway it's fucking Sleepy

 

[No Name]

A rape whistle is exactly the same thing then. It’s a whistle you blow into to make a loud noise to scare attackers away.

Your explanation makes it sound like kiddie diddlers get scared by the loud noise and runs away, like some wild animal. It's not wrong, but the thought gave me a good chuckle.

Have you never seen Chinese tourists? Are you suggesting they do understand how waiting in line works?

I don't actually think I've ever had the pleasure of viewing Chinese tourists. But you do make an excellent point, good sir.

 

[God's Strongest Mozumite]

I take no great joy in the fact that Gura has the same streaming probability as Sana

 

[God's Strongest Dragoon]

Hi, I would like to buy 1 ticket for the "slap the retard" show. I heard today's show was a delusional chumbud that's still coping about their oshi being a lazy whore.

Oh, sold out? Well darn. There's always next week when we timeloop about Gura's uncommunicated absence and some chumbud comes out of the woodwork to defend their oshi with a retarded excuse.

 

[Superduper Samurai]

Gura is still going to therapy after that night at Mori's AirBnB

Truly a terrible outcome

 

[El Rrata]

Hi, I would like to buy 1 ticket for the "slap the retard" show. I heard today's show was a delusional chumbud that's still coping about their oshi being a lazy whore.

Oh, sold out? Well darn. There's always next week when we timeloop about Gura's uncommunicated absence and some chumbud comes out of the woodwork to defend their oshi with a retarded excuse.

The irony is that the chumbuds are generally the cause of the "blue woman bad" timelooping because of doing shit like going into other girls' streams and SCing them for bread crumbs to bring up the topic again. I was actually getting bored of Gura bait posting, finally, too.

 

[Limkin]

I've been called a Nijisanji fan twice in the last week. What in the actual fuck
Edit: It's also the exact same tactic her fans are trying to do every single time there is any kind of criticism towards her. Always trying to shift it from "she should say literally anything" to "Gura is a bad person/bad streamer/must stream more often" etc

Could be called a Vshojo fan

pls unalive