General Thread v2: Enhanced Segregation Techniques!

[Ballpark_Look]

If you lock a vtuber in the basement for a couple years with no access to the internet, I am sure it will bring their standards down to a reasonable level. It would also make them paler, thinner and therefore much more attractive, on top of fixing majority of their mental issues caused by severe internet exposure.

That just leads to a different type of mental illness. Pale and way to thin, that's just Ky0's horrific body.

 

[Hotdogs Aplenty]

Despite her language/culture self hatred, Saruei managed to get into that big charity stream.

 

[Limkin]

That just leads to a different type of mental illness. Pale and way to thin, that's just Ky0's horrific body.

50 kilos is not too thin, I have proper standards. They are also all asians, so pretty short and it would look fine. Not to mention Kyo's reason is voluntarily choosing to be this way, if you get locked up you don't exactly have the option. And it is nearly guaranteed the reason she tried to be a skeleton is because she saw all of this runaway models and got jealous, without taking into account how much of menheras they all are due to not eating properly. They would also start value very highly being able to cook and feed themselves which is a good thing.

At this point just invent virtual partners because this shit is likely unfixable.

This is what my parasocial ass has vtubers for in the first place. This girls complain about not being able to find a partner, while actively providing a sufficient substitute of a girlfriend for thousands of people

 

[ex_lurker]

5'11 or taller

Preferably of Asian descent

I'm 6'0 and willing to do yellow face like Mickey Rooney in Breakfast at Tiffany's, is that good enough?

 

[Nenélove]

This is what my parasocial ass has vtubers for in the first place. This girls complain about not being able to find a partner, while actively providing a sufficient substitute of a girlfriend for thousands of people

Eh, unless you literally have managed to groom a 1-view into only streaming for you then vtubers are this sad existence where you only get the feeling of socialization and human connection. It's like impossible beef or whatever, does it superficially look and taste like beef? Yes. Is it actually beef? Definitely not.

Human socialization naturally takes effort, some people are some ways and you can't just treat them however you want. There's a certain level of difficulty and learning involved. Vtubing is cheap and easy, the vtuber makes a living off of giving you attention so no matter what her actual personality is she will always be there to mimic interaction. It is my belief that this is causing and will continue to cause some horrific lapses in the ability of people to interact with other real humans in the future.

I have never liked the idea of parasocialism, even if I admit it is core to vtubing's success and profitability. To me vtubers are simply celebrities or actors, they embody impossibly perfect people and I don't really care about getting to know them more personally because I will never meet them in person. These people aren't my friends or partners, they're simply the replacement for Hollywood in my eyes.

Anyway, have this korone clip as an apology for senseless ranting:

 

[Kanna's Glowiest Assistant]

If you lock a vtuber in the basement for a couple years with no access to the internet, I am sure it will bring their standards down to a reasonable level. It would also make them paler, thinner and therefore much more attractive, on top of fixing majority of their mental issues caused by severe internet exposure.

Sure, but what's the point then?

Despite her language/culture self hatred, Saruei managed to get into that big charity stream.

I hate this so fucking much. The Zevent is a great occasion for the French-language streaming community to mingle and celebrate itself while raising money for good causes. The absolute shamelessness of this bitch wanting to participate and be the first exposure for a lot of viewers to vtubing.
Like imagine someone gets curious about her and catches one of her streams after the event, and they find out that not only does she stream 100% in English when she's not trying to clout chase, she'll ban them and bitch at them if they ask in chat what the deal is in French.
There are a thousand FR vtubers out there who are are infinitely more deserving of her spot. Shit, I'd much rather Rosemi or even fucking Bandage got it.

 

[Paladin]

I still find it funny that most foreigners don't know that most of Socal is a fucking desert

 

[shipmate_F]

"Bite Me" t-shirt. Ami stopped throwing curveballs and went for a straight one this time, husband-kun, are you taking it?

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Nina is gonna play Sonic 06 for the first time after an hour-long zatsu, get in here


Olivia will hold the God Hand, if He wills it


I'm enjoying this 2view dweller, currently asmrily reading a story for chat

 

[Dispirited Helmet]

This is just a clever way to advertise she wants a unicorn because finding a man who fulfills these criteria would be harder than finding an actual unicorn in the wild

When I was googling the 6/6/6 "rule" of female dating (6 figure income, 6 inch dick, 6 ft height for those who don't know) for post content and getting my eyes blasted out by reading delusional black and chinese women redditposting:

Spoiler: MRW

I found a random stat shitpost which placed the percentage chance of finding a 6/6/6er at .425%.

This doesn't account for whether or not this person fits Uruka's standards for personality, nor whether they actually would want to date Uruka. Based on my (admittedly anecdotal) experience, I would say that as people get richer and more superficially attractive, their personalities get worse.

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50 kilos is not too thin, I have proper standards. They are also all asians, so pretty short and it would look fine.

>googles how much 50 kilos is in freedom units

>110 pounds

 

[2DUM4U]

It is my belief that this is causing and will continue to cause some horrific lapses in the ability of people to interact with other real humans in the future.

Huh. My read is that public social life has become so shitty that more and more people would rather not deal with it and seek out easy online alternatives instead. Bit of a chicken-and-egg question.

I have never liked the idea of parasocialism, even if I admit it is core to vtubing's success and profitability. To me vtubers are simply celebrities or actors, they embody impossibly perfect people and I don't really care about getting to know them more personally because I will never meet them in person. These people aren't my friends or partners, they're simply the replacement for Hollywood in my eyes.

Agreed, it's just entertainment. If I'm being really honest, I probably wouldn't give vtubers the time of day if TV or Hollywood were still worth a damn.

 

[GOD'S STRONGEST BUILDERBEAR]

I think parasocialism is good and crushing for vtuber hurts and torments the soul of a man just right

 

[Nenélove]

I think parasocialism is good and crushing for vtuber hurts and torments the soul of a man just right

Your babushka didn't beat you enough.

 

[GOD'S STRONGEST BUILDERBEAR]

Your babushka didn't beat you enough.

Me being beat is the reason im like this

 

[shipmate_F]

When I was googling the 6/6/6 "rule" of female dating (6 figure, 6 inch dick, 6 ft height) for post content and getting my eyes blasted out by reading delusional black and chinese women redditposting:

Spoiler: MRW

I found a random stat shitpost which placed the percentage chance of finding a 6/6/6er at .425%.

This doesn't account for whether or not this person fits Uruka's standards for personality, nor whether they actually would want to date Uruka. Based on my (admittedly anecdotal) experience, I would say that as people get richer and more superficially attractive, their personalities get worse.

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>googles how much 50 kilos is in freedom units

>110 pounds

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Most vtubers are like, 5' tall. Source: Offkai and Magfest pictures.

 

[Svarog]

Benio playing Elden Ring(final boss fight)


Bam's monthly stream when she is summarizes the month's results


Kawaii gen 4 offcollab


Cecilia playing Prey


Lollime playing Fallout NV


Clips taxes
Chloe is a ponkotsu


Really pon


White girl love girls


and her wife good too

 

[Helkar]

Isn't Uruka like 21-22 with extremely limited life experience? Although i guess the chances of her setting more realistic standards as she gets older are lower than her doubling-down on current ones.
I was going to say that surely she'll mature later in life but that's probably too optimistic.

 

[DelusionTree]

So how are the NUMBERS for the Phase plus Mint concert?

Isn't Uruka like 21-22 with extremely limited life experience? Although i guess the chances of her setting more realistic standards as she gets older are lower than her doubling-down on current ones.
I was going to say that surely she'll mature later in life but that's probably too optimistic.

Part of those standards are from her Taiwanese parents.
Remember Uruka is their special princess and they would flip out if she even considers anyone who doesn't have a Master's or six figure salary.

 

[electronic elephant]

Yah it’s not even close. It varies on location and education but your lucky to start at 50k+ in CA after getting a 4 year degree. Most of the jobs paying 90k+ with just a degree have serious drawbacks like incredibly long work hours and intense competition.

Does the 50k estimate include people with useless degrees? For a new graduate in engineering/computer science (like many of the asians in CA), somewhere in the 70-90k range is an entirely plausible starting salary.

 

[lakyus]

"Bite Me" t-shirt. Ami stopped throwing curveballs and went for a straight one this time, husband-kun, are you taking it?

There was a whole saga before it but it more or less comes down to "Ami hungry".

 

[Kanna's Glowiest Assistant]

Part of those standards are from her Taiwanese parents.
Remember Uruka is their special princess and they would flip out if she even considers anyone who doesn't have a Master's or six figure salary.

From a culture that is "not settling for less"-ing itself out of existence, btw. TFR of 0.86 and a population pyramid that looks like a fucking Cornetto

Why are East Asians like this? I blame Imperial Japan personally, looking at South Korea and China they seem to have done the same number on the collective psyche of everyone they invaded. The IJA was actually playing the long game for their descendants 100 years into the future.