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Culinary Catastrophes

Bug Eater

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Zyklon Mag

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I'm going to put an electroshock thing around Bettel's ankle and forcibly enroll him in a basic cooking class. Zaps will be administered for fucking up or whenever I think its funny.
 

TKN_Lurker

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Another Haachama culinary delight. Overcooked boiled egg with half a bite taken from it, then a huge pile of salt sprinkled on top.
:BijouBijou:
 

Zyklon Mag

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More like abortions
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Stunned But Dumb

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I'm positive Goldbullet was hired just to cancel out Bettel's Culinary... "skills."
 

VSoyBoy

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I'm positive Goldbullet was hired just to cancel out Bettel's Culinary... "skills."
Honestly, he has enough in him to cancel out the negative skills of the whole branch.
 

NeneHATE

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Honestly, he has enough in him to cancel out the negative skills of the whole branch.

Doesn't only cook good, also takes pretty good pictures. Someone who actually understands the importance of warm lighting to make food not look 3 days old.
 

TKN_Lurker

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Negzana

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Fuck Ninja'd

When we get married I'll cook her some actual good fucking food
 

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Smelliest007

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Another Haachama culinary delight. Overcooked boiled egg with half a bite taken from it, then a huge pile of salt sprinkled on top.
:BijouBijou:

Pretty sure she ate the eggshells.
:cursedhaachama:
 

Clown Penis

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Lee Crabb

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As of writing this post, Hime is baking a hear me out cake.
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It is still not cooked.
 

Bug Eater

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Menace can actually cook but I still felt like this deserved to be posted here.
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This "munchies" twitter arc has been somewhat amusing from Kaela.
 

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TKN_Lurker

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Rev, no wonder your wife is fucking fat. What the hell is this slop? That's diarrhoea on the most saddest slice of bread with the most depressing looking side of fries.
 
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