Culinary Catastrophes

[Ballpark_Look]

Jesus how did she do that?

 

[Thomas Talus]

How does a birthday cake end up looking like scalloped potatoes?

 

[Ballpark_Look]

How does a birthday cake end up looking like scalloped potatoes?

I think it's cheesecake but something went terribly wrong.

 

[PassiveUnaggressive]

How does a birthday cake end up looking like scalloped potatoes?

Looks undercooked on the inside, burnt on top, most likely a temperature control issue, or wrong position in the oven. Maybe the recipe needed a water basin in the oven to keep it moist, idk

 

[VSoyBoy]

Looks undercooked on the inside, burnt on top, most likely a temperature control issue, or wrong position in the oven. Maybe the recipe needed a water basin in the oven to keep it moist, idk

Looks to me like she baked it in the mixing bowl, which looks like it's made of silicone or something. She essentially put a heat insulator around her cake.

 

[agility_]

I think it's cheesecake but something went terribly wrong.

True cheesecakes are very much gigantic custard pies. As such when they just about "don't look done yet" in the oven, it's time to move them the fuck out. Otherwise you risk burning the top and curdling like it happened there.
It just occurred to me that scrambled eggs (correct ones anyway) are similar.

 

[Ballpark_Look]

This is like something a toddler makes and swears is good.
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[NeneHATE]

This is like something a toddler makes and swears is good.
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It took me like 10 seconds to realize the stuff on top is ham or some other cold cut and that makes me incredibly uncomfortable. WHY THE FUCK IS IT PURPLE?!

 

[PassiveUnaggressive]

This is like something a toddler makes and swears is good.
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Is that nutella, cheetos and ham? Why? Just... why.

As for the tint, it definitely has a cooler lighting of sorts.

 

[VSoyBoy]

It took me like 10 seconds to realize the stuff on top is ham or some other cold cut and that makes me incredibly uncomfortable. WHY THE FUCK IS IT PURPLE?!

The combination of RGB keyboard and monitor backlight is probably not the best combination for colour accuracy.

 

[PleaseCheckYourReceipts]

Is that nutella, cheetos and ham? Why? Just... why.

As for the tint, it definitely has a cooler lighting of sorts.

I recoiled at first at the picture, too. But, I think you're right. It's white bread, some spread (jam or Nutella), Cheetos and Ham slices.

Okay, I can absolutely vouch for the Cheetos + Ham, having been a young child at one point. Nutella on bread is fine. But that's a combo straight out of a Dead Space game.

 

[niggaphil]

Saw this in twitter. A jap vtuber is preparing certain thing.

 

[VSoyBoy]

This is like something a toddler makes and swears is good.
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She might not live through this subathon. At least there's some vegetables I guess.

 

[PleaseCheckYourReceipts]

She might not live through this subathon. At least there's some vegetables I guess.

The real problem is an almost complete lack of protein necessary for steady-state survival.

 

[Euthyphro]

That is indeed, pretty flat, although everything else looks fine:

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[NeneHATE]

That is indeed, pretty flat, although everything else looks fine:

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I mean... most flan I've had is flat like that. It looks really good tbh, also the plate she's using is beautiful, even with the couple of chips from bad handling.

 

[Kalion]

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[Kalion]

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[VSoyBoy]

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[Sky Shouter]

@superduper your oshi is a fucking iguana masquerading as a human being