Culinary Catastrophes

[Realticule]

What do we think catastrophe or passable?

Very passable, I've made things like that before and if you cook spam in a frying pan it gets nice and crispy, probably even more so with how she cubed it.

 

[Nenélove]

Very passable, I've made things like that before and if you cook spam in a frying pan it gets nice and crispy, probably even more so with how she cubed it.

I thought you ate your meat raw...

 

[Realticule]

I thought you ate your meat raw...

Only when it's intended to be eaten raw.

 

[The Peanut Gallery]

Rare Nano W

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[Superduper Samurai]

 

[Kyouko]

seeing this thread makes me feel thankful for being a natural good cook, jesus

 

[Awoogers]

kotoka....

 

[Abomination]

Women don't belong in the kitchen....

 

[Bug Eater]

It's kind of impressive that Kotoka solved the problem of how to cook hibachi-style food on an induction cooktop (not that anyone was asking for a solution).

 

[Spergatory]

Is this worthy of this thread? Who the fuck microwaves a sausage?

 

[BlueSharkTV]

Is this worthy of this thread? Who the fuck microwaves a sausage?

well yesterday kronii said she wanted to make hot chocolate/cocoa with milk since she only had it with water, and she asked if she had to microwave the milk first, or if she was supposed to mix it with the chocolate before putting the milk in the microwave, so the only answer is lazy fucks microwave everything.

 

[PassiveUnaggressive]

Is this worthy of this thread? Who the fuck microwaves a sausage?

Guilty, just make sure it's not going to explode into sausage bits from steam and it works fine. It doesn't take much time also. I'm lazy and don't want to break out a pan for just a couple sausages/hot dogs most of the time.

E: The more questionable part is just dipping it in meat sauce. A bun or piece of bread would make it more of a meal, or even a roll to go with the sauce

 

[Kourai]

What decadent luxuries does Ichijou Ririka of Hololive DEV_IS, CEO of Ichijou Corp, indulge in for sustenance?



How many Vtubers in this thread can say their creations were featured on Yahoo News? (archive)

 

[hylic]

wait isnt this just chifir? is mocotan a political prisoner in a siberian gulag?

 

[Nenélove]

wait isnt this just chifir? is mocotan a political prisoner in a siberian gulag?

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Why does he use fucking lab equipment?

 

[PassiveUnaggressive]

Why does he use fucking lab equipment?

The man's doing it for science!

 

[Kourai]

wait isnt this just chifir? is mocotan a political prisoner in a siberian gulag?

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Only if chifir is made from used tea. If it's fresh tea, it's octopus tea, per Fuwamoco's taxonomy of tea abominations.

 

[Realticule]

Why does he use fucking lab equipment?

What, do you use a kettle like some common proletariat? Truly you are a commoner and not a man of science.

 

[The Peanut Gallery]

What do we think?

 

[PassiveUnaggressive]

What do we think?

Definitely not sashimi at that point, not that I have a problem with cooked fish, mind you. I would cook the fish and rice separately, though, maybe glaze/marinade it in standard Americanized sauce fare. Maybe furikake (rice toppings) for the seaweed texture-y bits.