Culinary Catastrophes

[Ｍｕｒｒａｙしないで]

Acetone is a palette-cleanser and I wouldn't recommend consuming it, but as for palate-cleansers, here's one from Ember.



Beautiful. This is identical to what you can get from a Japanese junk food restaurant. The way the potato salad has colorful veggies in it really puts it over the top. 13/10 would enjoy with a nama-biiru. (Also, I may have read too many books as a child.)

The other thing she posted under #EmberCooks is this delicious-looking bowl of pho.

 

[Ｍｕｒｒａｙしないで]

Let's bring this thread back on topic with someone who managed to fuck up instant ramen.

 

[Awoogers]

Let's bring this thread back on topic with someone who managed to fuck up instant ramen.

Jesus fuck why are all the vtubers I somehow become a regular such asses in fucking cooking

 

[Realticule]

Let's bring this thread back on topic with someone who managed to fuck up instant ramen.

Did she poverty make ramen in a skillet?

 

[The Proctor]

Let's bring this thread back on topic with someone who managed to fuck up instant ramen.

I really can't help but wonder if there's a category of stalker who becomes obsessed with tracking down and kidnapping women explicitly for the purposes of teaching them housework and life skills, because I often feel like I'm slowly being passively and collectively groomed into one.

 

[Realticule]

I really can't help but wonder if there's a category of stalker who becomes obsessed with tracking down and kidnapping women explicitly for the purposes of teaching them housework and life skills, because I often feel like I'm slowly being passively and collectively groomed into one.

So you're into fixing women by force?

 

[ogey_rrat]

So you're into fixing women by force?

You vill learn how to cook and you vill be happy.

 

[The Proctor]

You vill learn how to cook and you vill be happy.

YOU WILL LEARN TO COOK.
YOU WILL CHANGE YOUR BEDCLOTHES.
YOU WILL OBTAIN BASIC LIFE SATISFACTION AND BE HAPPY.

 

[PleaseCheckYourReceipts]

I really can't help but wonder if there's a category of stalker who becomes obsessed with tracking down and kidnapping women explicitly for the purposes of teaching them housework and life skills, because I often feel like I'm slowly being passively and collectively groomed into one.

Honestly, that sounds like a great B-movie idea.

It's like a mix of Whiplash and The Menu. Even can come up with a great setup. The "fixer" is a professional chef that decides to retire when his restaurant has to close for COVID, then starts watching streamers. Just keep it cheesy and campy and the dark humor works.

 

[Awoogers]

NijiEN's scuttle gyaru waifu, Kotoka Torahime is thinking that she has what it takes to make energy drink with the excuse that it's too expensive. So she's making one, with everyone worrying about the result.

crossposting from the general because that shit already looks like a food crime

edit:the aformentioned food crime

 

[Awoogers]

ok this definitely belongs here

 

[niggaphil]

ok this definitely belongs here

This is perfect representative of British cuisine

 

[The Peanut Gallery]

Breakfast time!

 

[Abomination]

I swear, vtubers are the modern day equivalent to the clumsy retards slinging shit around their kitchen in those infomercials.

 

[The Peanut Gallery]

What do we think catastrophe or passable?

 

[Stunned But Dumb]

Lisa could drop a charred brick on my plate and I'd stomach it for her. Otherwise, no for spam

 

[NeneHATE]

What do we think catastrophe or passable?

Honestly doesn't look that bad, food pictures should be taken at a downward angle with light in front of the camera though.

 

[Awoogers]

What do we think catastrophe or passable?

That's passable considering of all the things that are here

 

[Thomas Talus]

I don't see anything particularly wrong with it, maybe slightly too heavy on the green onions.

 

[Kalion]

A