Culinary Catastrophes

[niggaphil]

im gonna double down seems like my culinary feed is fucked today as well

And the western weebs thought japanese women are ideal wifes who can cook and look after the house

 

[El Rrata]

Pretty sure the last time she did something like this, it ended up in this thread, but Kiara did it again!

 

[Awoogers]

Pretty sure the last time she did something like this, it ended up in this thread, but Kiara did it again!

jesus fucking christ these women literally are walking hazards

 

[God's Strongest Dragoon]

And the western weebs thought japanese women are ideal wifes who can cook and look after the house

I never fell victim to this fantasy because the Japanese men I've known have been very open with them all saying that their women are dumb whores that don't know how to cook or clean and only know how to look cute.

 

[Realticule]

okay what the fuck

That's a good way to blow up a lighter. If you keep one on too long, the plastic can go soft or melt around the head and parts will start to pop off, it won't explode unless the fluid gets breached.

 

[Ｍｕｒｒａｙしないで]

You know, fellow men, I'm starting to think that some women don't belong in the kitchen.

 

[Moff Albert]

You know, fellow men, I'm starting to think that some women don't belong in the kitchen.

Reminds me of this classic.

 

[Kourai]

After this, I'm convinced Lui cooks the way deaf composers write.

 

[Awoogers]

After this, I'm convinced Lui cooks the way deaf composers write.

hag beethoven

 

[46gumi]

French woman's attempt at a cake

 

[God's Strongest Dragoon]

French woman's attempt at a cake

One of the replies

 

[PleaseCheckYourReceipts]

And the western weebs thought japanese women are ideal wifes who can cook and look after the house

One has to assume the groups of "Women that can cook" and "Women that want to be Streamers" has a very, very small overlap. Like, we might be able to count on our hands anyone 3-view or higher that is in that overlap.

 

[Awoogers]

French woman's attempt at a cake

thats sand

please tell me thats sand

 

[Thomas Talus]

One has to assume the groups of "Women that can cook" and "Women that want to be Streamers" has a very, very small overlap. Like, we might be able to count on our hands anyone 3-view or higher that is in that overlap.

• Choco was trained to be a professional chef iirc
• Aki has done some cooking streams that I believe went just fine
• Onigiri cooks a bunch on stream
• Shiina apparently makes good dumplings
• I'd count Gura; I think she plays up her lack of skill a bit, she's talked about cooking offstream a number of times

There are others that I'd expect to be able to, like Mio, but I don't have specific enough knowledge. I think Kiara did some handcam cooking.

 

[Awoogers]

• Choco was trained to be a professional chef iirc
• Aki has done some cooking streams that I believe went just fine
• Onigiri cooks a bunch on stream
• Shiina apparently makes good dumplings
• I'd count Gura; I think she plays up her lack of skill a bit, she's talked about cooking offstream a number of times

There are others that I'd expect to be able to, like Mio, but I don't have specific enough knowledge. I think Kiara did some handcam cooking.

chocosen is prime wife material its honestly baffling why no one wanted her already

 

[Thomas Talus]

chocosen is prime wife material its honestly baffling why no one wanted her already

Probably menhera + super-high standards, i.e., being a Japanese woman.

 

[Awoogers]

Probably menhera + super-high standards, i.e., being a Japanese woman.

yeah most likely

 

[God's Strongest Dragoon]

Onigiri cooks a bunch on stream

Counterpoint: she's burnt rice as an Asian

 

[Awoogers]

Counterpoint: she's burnt rice as an Asian

i always forget that part

damn girl you cook like this?

 

[Stunned But Dumb]

Counterpoint: she's burnt rice as an Asian

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