Culinary Catastrophes

[Awoogers]

Graves Doodle: Onigiri Machine

Well, at least it's not raw.

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but hey its not like mystas rice because my god my asian blood rose up to heavens

 

[Stunned But Dumb]

but hey its not like mystas rice because my god my asian blood rose up to heavens

Looking into this now, I can't believe Uncle Roger even called him out. Worlds collide indeed. Dude can't even cook potatoes right. I really just knew about Kyo washing his rice in dish soap, Nijimen are a tragedy in cooking

 

[Nenélove]

Look at the rice-eating chink peasants, us glorious children of EVROPA only eat wheat and potatoes like true men.

 

[Awoogers]

Looking into this now, I can't believe Uncle Roger even called him out. Worlds collide indeed. Dude can't even cook potatoes right. I really just knew about Kyo washing his rice in dish soap, Nijimen are a tragedy in cooking

and to think that hes part filipino which is one of the seanigs who put cooking on a high pedestal home cooking or not

Look at the rice-eating chink peasants, us glorious children of EVROPA only eat wheat and potatoes like true men.

oh right other than asia people normally consume bread/potatoes/pasta as carbs i always forget about that

 

[God's Strongest Dragoon]

oh right other than asia people normally consume bread/potatoes/pasta as carbs i always forget about that

You seem to forget that one of the key images of German culture (specifically Bavarian) is of a fat man in lederhosen. Do you honestly believe your culture's cuisine can keep up with a culture where enjoying food until you're a fat fuck is a noble pursuit? You fags never stood a chance.

 

[Awoogers]

You seem to forget that one of the key images of German culture (specifically Bavarian) is of a fat man in lederhosen. Do you honestly believe your culture's cuisine can keep up with a culture where enjoying food until you're a fat fuck is a noble pursuit? You fags never stood a chance.

i mean culture wise the west already have so much variety while asians just put rice on everything so you already win on that department

ever heard of pizza rice

 

[Nenélove]

i mean culture wise the west already have so much variety while asians just put rice on everything so you already win on that department

ever heard of pizza rice

No and I don't want to, I don't get how people get so (pretend) offended at pineapples when chinks and nips do shit like BBQ, mayo and fucking corn on pizza.

 

[Awoogers]

No and I don't want to, I don't get how people get so (pretend) offended at pineapples when chinks and nips do shit like BBQ, mayo and fucking corn on pizza.

they get angry because its the meta

we even have adobo with pineapples and thats normal

 

[Stunned But Dumb]

No and I don't want to, I don't get how people get so (pretend) offended at pineapples when chinks and nips do shit like BBQ, mayo and fucking corn on pizza.

Hey, don't knock bbq chicken pizza til you try it. I had the same opinion until I had it at a party once, it really rocks

 

[Nenélove]

they get angry because its the meta

we even have adobo with pineapples and thats normal

Wait are you a pinoy? I thought you were an argensimian? Idk which is worse tbh...

 

[PleaseCheckYourReceipts]

I can get the arguments around Pineapple on Pizza. I'm not a fan, but I understand the appeal. Corn and/or Mango on pizza are War Crimes.

 

[Awoogers]

Wait are you a pinoy? I thought you were an argensimian? Idk which is worse tbh...

yeah i am unfortunately a flip please understand

also corn on pizza should warrant a public execution

 

[Awoogers]

this has to be a fucking crime somewhere

apparently its rice water
why

 

[God's Strongest Dragoon]

this has to be a fucking crime somewhere

apparently its rice water
why

Another Asian card revoked

 

[Nenélove]

this has to be a fucking crime somewhere

apparently its rice water
why

She probably put too much water in it, too much temp or didn't give the steam enough room to escape.

 

[El Rrata]

For a palette-cleanser. The rock can actually cook and doesn't even need to use measurements for it.

 

[Stunned But Dumb]

She's funny, talented at games, clever, can cook, not menhera, self confident... whats the catch? I get nervous if I don't see a catch

 

[Awoogers]

She's funny, talented at games, clever, can cook, not menhera, self confident... whats the catch? I get nervous if I don't see a catch

She's the sane one

 

[BlueSharkTV]

She's funny, talented at games, clever, can cook, not menhera, self confident... whats the catch? I get nervous if I don't see a catch

if you're talking about bijou she's thai so that obviously means she's actually a

Spoiler

Thailand femboy .

 

[El Rrata]

She's funny, talented at games, clever, can cook, not menhera, self confident... whats the catch? I get nervous if I don't see a catch

She's an Ina-tier slob.