Banter/Off-topic Thread & Community Stoning Platform

[Superduper Samurai]

If I debut as a vtuber and larp as a big malefailure like Kuro I could probably snag a SEA-wife...

If you hadn't guessed by now this post is a joke.

you know in spite of all his autism and general misfortune, Michi doesnt seem like too bad of a catch for Kuro unless she is actually really fucking crazy behind the scenes

 

[God's Strongest Wardog]

Well after the incest rape, his life straight up improved as he got a finnish girlfriend, was flown out to her, and then pounds her all the time. The end result is cool but the steps to get there are a little bit outside my comfort zone.

Who are you trying to convince right now? Us or yourself?

I expect no one needs to fuck their mothers to get a girlfriend later. That's just Chris being a disgusting waste of space.

 

[God's Strongest Dragoon]

you know in spite of all his autism and general misfortune, Michi doesnt seem like too bad of a catch for Kuro unless she is actually really fucking crazy behind the scenes

Michi's father: "Michi, you need to marry a nice Islamic man, mashallah.
Michi: "He's British."
Michi's father: "Alhamdulilah, my daughter listened to my advice!"

 

[agility_]

The Ice Age!

 

[Brosnan Pierce Brosnan]

If I debut as a vtuber and larp as a big malefailure like Kuro I could probably snag a SEA-wife...

If you hadn't guessed by now this post is a joke.

Yeah but she'll still be married to Kuro. Gross

 

[Dispirited Helmet]

you know in spite of all his autism and general misfortune, Michi doesnt seem like too bad of a catch for Kuro unless she is actually really fucking crazy behind the scenes

I think it will somewhat depend on Kuro. Michi can be a very sweet person and will try her best for the people she cares about, but she's painfully naive about relationships sometimes. If Kuro breaks her trust or expectations of him, I can see her becoming a jaded wife without too much effort. You can already kind of see it with how her Niji manager treated her when she joked about taking her play button home, she simply never trusted them with anything ever again.

And I quote: "And they apologized. And Bethany (Michi's NDA circumventing 'Friend in Niji' name) forgave them. But Bethany never forgets. Bethany will never ever forget that. Bethany remembers."

...Yeeeeah. If Kuro is willing to go the extra mile for Michi, they'll be fine together. But he'll need to be very very careful not to get on her bad side.

 

[Smelliest007]

I think it will somewhat depend on Kuro. Michi can be a very sweet person and will try her best for the people she cares about, but she's painfully naive about relationships sometimes. If Kuro breaks her trust or expectations of him, I can see her becoming a jaded wife without too much effort. You can already kind of see it with how her Niji manager treated her when she joked about taking her play button home, she simply never trusted them with anything ever again.

And I quote: "And they apologized. And Bethany (Michi's NDA circumventing 'Friend in Niji' name) forgave them. But Bethany never forgets. Bethany will never ever forget that. Bethany remembers."

...Yeeeeah. If Kuro is willing to go the extra mile for Michi, they'll be fine together. But he'll need to be very very careful not to get on her bad side.

That low IQ of his will be his greatest enemy then.

 

[Stunned But Dumb]

I think it will somewhat depend on Kuro. Michi can be a very sweet person and will try her best for the people she cares about, but she's painfully naive about relationships sometimes. If Kuro breaks her trust or expectations of him, I can see her becoming a jaded wife without too much effort. You can already kind of see it with how her Niji manager treated her when she joked about taking her play button home, she simply never trusted them with anything ever again.

And I quote: "And they apologized. And Bethany (Michi's NDA circumventing 'Friend in Niji' name) forgave them. But Bethany never forgets. Bethany will never ever forget that. Bethany remembers."

...Yeeeeah. If Kuro is willing to go the extra mile for Michi, they'll be fine together. But he'll need to be very very careful not to get on her bad side.

Kuro... is going to be eating small bits of rat poison in his food every day some years from now, isn't he?

 

[El Rrata]

Happy thanksgiving, you insufferable retards.

 

[NeneHATE]

Happy thanksgiving, you insufferable retards.

Happy american holiday to you too my amerifat friend!

 

[Abomination]

Happy Thanksgiving. Hope you all have a good one. And a good day to those who don't celebrate it, as well.

Thankful I have a place to shitpost and sperg about women pretending to be anime women on the Internet among an entertaining group of fellow spergs doing the same thing.

 

[TwoBit]

Happy Thanksgiving, frens! May you be thankful and cherish your oshis for this year and hopefully many years to come.

 

[CalciumAnimal]

Happy thanksgiving but you got the wrong date ye bastards ! ANARCHY ANARCHY.

 

[Shuba]

Happy Thanksgiving, fellow autistic dumbfucks. I'll always be grateful to Subaru and to this place for letting me talk about how grateful I am to Subaru.

And to the blessing known as Migo

 

[Nigel Nigerman]

 

[GOD'S STRONGEST BUILDERBEAR]

Spoiler: PROCTOR DONT LOOK

 

[Brosnan Pierce Brosnan]

Spoiler: PROCTOR DONT LOOK

Live footage of the Proctor as he sees this tweet

 

[RestlessRain]

Spoiler: PROCTOR DONT LOOK

Imagine finding out that someone has sent pics of their cock to a girl that you had sent cock pics to, and their cock is more impressive than yours.

 

[Clown Penis]

Imagine finding out that someone has sent pics of their cock to a girl that you had sent cock pics to, and their cock is more impressive than yours.

 

[shipmate_F]

I never understood this meme, what is it for? Should it be longer? Should it be girthier? How loose is she to even ask for that?