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A Source Filmmaker

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This video should have featured @niganon.

What I really don't get about simps is that they're wasting time and effort on a woman will never date them (or any guy who isn't a celebrity). Imagine being such a loser, that you're choosing a mid female streamer over the 8/10 cashier at your grocery store. What happened to "plenty of fish in the sea"? Like bro if you go outside, you'll find that there's plenty of women that are more likely to fuck you and hotter than the content creator that you're simping for.
 

VSoyBoy

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What I really don't get about simps is that they're wasting time and effort on a woman will never date them (or any guy who isn't a celebrity). Imagine being such a loser, that you're choosing a mid female streamer over the 8/10 cashier at your grocery store. What happened to "plenty of fish in the sea", like bro if you go outside, you'll find that there's plenty of women that are more likely to fuck you and hotter than the content creator that you're simping for.
Shush, Proctor might hear you!
Guy spends half his streams sucking up to Kirsche, wouldn't want to let him know it's all a giant waste of time.
 

Brosnan Pierce Brosnan

God's Strongest Smartass
Dizzy's Husband
Joined:  Apr 4, 2023
What I really don't get about simps is that they're wasting time and effort on a woman will never date them (or any guy who isn't a celebrity). Imagine being such a loser, that you're choosing a mid female streamer over the 8/10 cashier at your grocery store. What happened to "plenty of fish in the sea"? Like bro if you go outside, you'll find that there's plenty of women that are more likely to fuck you and hotter than the content creator that you're simping for.
I will take your advice to heart and kidnap the local cashier
 

GOD'S STRONGEST BUILDERBEAR

"Shut up, Dazzle. I will clip your balls" -SB
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What I really don't get about simps is that they're wasting time and effort on a woman will never date them (or any guy who isn't a celebrity). Imagine being such a loser, that you're choosing a mid female streamer over the 8/10 cashier at your grocery store. What happened to "plenty of fish in the sea"? Like bro if you go outside, you'll find that there's plenty of women that are more likely to fuck you and hotter than the content creator that you're simping for.
Date isnt a goal, but attention is. Female attention is a really powerful thing and guys get feral just at the thought that a cute girl might be looking at them for like 5 second. Esp touch starved men. Esp over the internet.
 

A Source Filmmaker

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I will take your advice to heart and kidnap the local cashier
Jokes aside. My point is, there's better options out there.
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Shush, Proctor might hear you!
Guy spends half his streams sucking up to Kirsche, wouldn't want to let him know it's all a giant waste of time.
I mean, like all other female CCs, Kirsche's standards for men are impossible for any guy-who isn't an Hollywood or internet celeb-to meet. Her type of guy, is literately Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson. The red pill community is cringe, but they aren't wrong when they say "men date down, women date up", thus why you'll never see or hear of a female content creator, dating an average nobody, let alone a fan of theirs.
 
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Stunned But Dumb

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Credit to Proctor, unlike most simps he's actually had Kirsche on his stream before... where he proceeded to confess is love to her in the most cringe way possible.Never mind, I'm not giving Proctor credit for that
 

GOD'S STRONGEST BUILDERBEAR

"Shut up, Dazzle. I will clip your balls" -SB
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Credit to Proctor, unlike most simps he's actually had Kirsche on his stream before... where he proceeded to confess is love to her in the most cringe way possible.Never mind, I'm not giving Proctor credit for that
Multiple times. It was painful to watch. He really needs a wrangler wingman who will just yell "anyone wants more drinks?" when prostate starts talking about his mom or something
 

A Source Filmmaker

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Date isnt a goal, but attention is. Female attention is a really powerful thing and guys get feral just at the thought that a cute girl might be looking at them for like 5 second. Esp touch starved men. Esp over the internet.
Very true. Those guys really need to touch grass and go outside.

Any guy watching a female CC-vtuber and fleshtuber-hoping to date them is cringe, let alone completely delusional. Unlike fan girls or female simps, there has NEVER been a case of female e-celeb dating a fan or even an average nobody. There needs to be a narrative to pushed to these losers, that their "Oshi" would never date a guy who isn't a celebrity. Cause the reality is, the only guys who have at least a 50% chance with a female e-celeb are other male e-celebs who are no less than 6/10 and at least have more followers than the female e-celeb in question.

Credit to Proctor, unlike most simps he's actually had Kirsche on his stream before... where he proceeded to confess is love to her in the most cringe way possible.Never mind, I'm not giving Proctor credit for that
Wait a sec, is that true?!?!?
 
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Nenélove

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I Wanna Die

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Jokes aside. My point is, there's better options out there.
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I mean, like all other female CCs, Kirsche's standards for men are impossible for any guy-who isn't an Hollywood or internet celeb-to meet. Her type of guy, is literately Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson. The red pill community is cringe, but they aren't wrong when they say "men date down, women date up", thus why you'll never see or hear of a female content creator, dating an average nobody, let alone a fan of theirs.
I'm a gold digger, give me the millionaire streamer.
 

VSoyBoy

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We're all his wingmen, let's get bossman a suitable gal boys!
There's plenty of fish in the sea and he chose a whale. Can't help a man like that.
I'm obviously only talking about her size in a purely metaphorical sense, like clout. I would never insult the Bossman's girl like that.
 

Brosnan Pierce Brosnan

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UberSoldat

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Multiple times. It was painful to watch. He really needs a wrangler wingman who will just yell "anyone wants more drinks?" when prostate starts talking about his mom or something
@azlk Pull up your bingo card, would you kindly?
 

Azehara

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!!Foot Dox Confirmed!!
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"Send me the playlist" - Hexa yesterday
*Hexa doesn't read discord DMs*

This is why we cant have nice things.
 

Halal Gaming

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Why the fuck nobody reads the rules of this site?
All the answers to the questions are there
 

A Source Filmmaker

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naganon

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"Send me the playlist" - Hexa yesterday
*Hexa doesn't read discord DMs*

This is why we cant have nice things.
She reads DMs. Maybe it's a you problem. :smugpipi:
 

RestlessRain

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Aquatic Novellite

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Kuri Rinji

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This Sektur arc is incredibly gay so far.

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