Dare I say it, coalburner?
Pippa taking the charcoalpill. Most soulful form of grilling by far. Few things in life beat the simple joy of going out on a warm summer day, lighting your coals, sitting in your lawn chair and cracking open an ice cold beer while you wait for them to all light. Hope you enjoy burning coal, Pippa! 
Thank god I'm not, I'd kill myself if I was.
Pippa taking the charcoalpill. Most soulful form of grilling by far. Few things in life beat the simple joy of going out on a warm summer day, lighting your coals, sitting in your lawn chair and cracking open an ice cold beer while you wait for them to all light. Hope you enjoy burning coal, Pippa!
>posts about coalburning
Oh my fucking god
It was a joke god damnit.
The White Man's Firewater, not even once.
Coming from a Jannie, that sounds like a challenge.
This is going to get a lot of use:abtransvestigate:
>implying he doesn't already have a dedicated sneeze drive
>inb4 he buys a domain like pippasneezes.com to host them forever
Used a charcoal grill for the first time recently and I was (seriously) hit with the overwhelming urge to have a wife, two kids, and a house with a pool while I grilled burgers on a summer evening. It was like finding core genetic memories you didn't know you had, some kind of spiritual awakening.
