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Pippakistan's Psych Ward v4
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Pippakistan's Penal Code
John Vtuber👁️
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If Pippa wants to get into Firestorm, or grab a few of the dual decks for content with the other Phase girls, this month's promotions just dropped - link below, but I'll also summarize to save time:
Now if you excuse me, I need to continue opening packs while I try not to mald any further!
-Two new Stellar Promos, one for shopping online, one for shopping at your LGS (tell them to contact the team to get the promos when they re-stock Firestorm)
-Spending $50 on Firestorm products nets you one promo, up to three per order (caps out at $150). Once the promos run out, they're gone!
-Since Pippa might not even consider it: you can make multiple orders, but you can only get up to three promos per order! If you want trading fodder while building your collection, it's the way to go!
-If she's a Shattered Stars member ($24.99 per month starting), she can also get one blister pack with a Stellar Spirit for each $50 spent, up to three per order.
-To remind Pippa: Shattered Stars are the monthly collector's bundles, if you're a member you get at least one bundle per month, as well as monthly promotions such as the one above. If you're into Elestrals, and regularly play the game, go for it! Otherwise, save your money, and purchase the individual SS cards you want via third-party resellers.
-To do the math for Pippa, if she's a Shatterd Stars member: spending $150 on an online order of Firestorm product will net her three promos + three blister packs with Stellar Spirits. Why am I stressing the amount spent? Because she has shown that she goes into her LGS without knowing about any of the promotional deals, and I'm trying to get her as much product as possible for the least amount of money spent! She even bought two Shattered Stars bundles outright with her Booster Box, when there was a promo last month that got you two Shattered Stars bundles for free if you bought a booster box! Please research the cards you want before heading in, I am begging!
-Firestorm is selling out fast, and it's been a little over a week since it launched, so it might benefit her to focus on getting a booster box and the two double decks ASAP, open them + play with them on stream, and claim it as a stream expense. This is surprising, since it took months and months on the market for products in previous Elestrals sets to sell out, so...best of luck to those getting into the game now, it seems to be gaining traction!
-Another round of Firestorm plushies will re-stock in about a month, and the same Stellar rate applies of 1/10 orders containing a Stellar version of the plushie. Please do not go bankrupt trying to find one, step-sis!
-First Firestorm premiere tournament on the 7th, $25 entry fee, you get more than that in prizes just for participating, and even more if you place high enough, see my previous posts on tournaments and prizing!
-Spending $50 on Firestorm products nets you one promo, up to three per order (caps out at $150). Once the promos run out, they're gone!
-Since Pippa might not even consider it: you can make multiple orders, but you can only get up to three promos per order! If you want trading fodder while building your collection, it's the way to go!
-If she's a Shattered Stars member ($24.99 per month starting), she can also get one blister pack with a Stellar Spirit for each $50 spent, up to three per order.
-To remind Pippa: Shattered Stars are the monthly collector's bundles, if you're a member you get at least one bundle per month, as well as monthly promotions such as the one above. If you're into Elestrals, and regularly play the game, go for it! Otherwise, save your money, and purchase the individual SS cards you want via third-party resellers.
-To do the math for Pippa, if she's a Shatterd Stars member: spending $150 on an online order of Firestorm product will net her three promos + three blister packs with Stellar Spirits. Why am I stressing the amount spent? Because she has shown that she goes into her LGS without knowing about any of the promotional deals, and I'm trying to get her as much product as possible for the least amount of money spent! She even bought two Shattered Stars bundles outright with her Booster Box, when there was a promo last month that got you two Shattered Stars bundles for free if you bought a booster box! Please research the cards you want before heading in, I am begging!
-Firestorm is selling out fast, and it's been a little over a week since it launched, so it might benefit her to focus on getting a booster box and the two double decks ASAP, open them + play with them on stream, and claim it as a stream expense. This is surprising, since it took months and months on the market for products in previous Elestrals sets to sell out, so...best of luck to those getting into the game now, it seems to be gaining traction!
-Another round of Firestorm plushies will re-stock in about a month, and the same Stellar rate applies of 1/10 orders containing a Stellar version of the plushie. Please do not go bankrupt trying to find one, step-sis!
-First Firestorm premiere tournament on the 7th, $25 entry fee, you get more than that in prizes just for participating, and even more if you place high enough, see my previous posts on tournaments and prizing!
Now if you excuse me, I need to continue opening packs while I try not to mald any further!
reticule will avow this retweet and comment by pippa. being a footfag is #goodgirlcoded
what con is she at now?
thhrang
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I wonder if she's met @Realticule's favorite, Maldavius Figtree, yet.
Also ---- if anyone here reading or lurking is an artist, we are currently looking for more of those for our DOOM project.
Bet theyre already rolling around in ferret musk
The hornet
she's going to forget the whole story by then
C U next tuesday pippa
She didn't specify next tuesday.
John Vtuber👁️
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(we'll never hear that story again, bros...)
The cosplay prostitutes have finally come for Pippa.
I wanna kill myself. This is the sign of community rot. The moment a girl is cosplaying a girl purely for money from simps it all goes down from here.
The only solution is for a long standing Capipi to marry and impregnate this cosplayer.
She's got a nice body, but not enough meat on her shut the fuck up Reticle, so I'll let someone else do it.
wait, what if she names this "famous person," puts them on blast, and they respond with their own recollection of their interaction with her?
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Asmongold also forgot how many days are in May. WTF
Only one hour left until he's back, shouldn't have made that remark so late.
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