So to start off, I found the formulas for each of the chemicals relevant to the test. I am not a chemistry autist, so I do not know if any of these are correct, nor do I care. Also, we're going with the formula for estradiol since estrogen didn't come up with one immediately in my google search. Next, as you can see, I subtracted the results by the numbers in the formulas (and added them in the right side, this will be important later). Do you notice any patterns?
That's right
Both of the calculations on the left hand side add up to 14. Curious, I wonder if there are any patterns on the right hand side.
Starting with the bottom right, subtracting the addition calculation by the subtraction calculation gives us 88. Now we're getting somewhere. But hold on, the top right doesn't give the same result, and the left hand side doesn't follow the same logic. Isn't this analysis kind of unscientific?
Anyway, remember how in algebra you could do this thing where you cancel things out when it was on both sides of a fraction or equation? I basically did that. I don't really know where the division line nor the equal symbol lies, but that doesn't really matter. After all, we're left with 2 digits, so allah must have been telling me something. Unfortunately, that something was 89. Or so you would think at first glance.
Eureka! The missing piece! There was a 1 that wasn't canceled out. Subtracting this finally gives us 88.
So what we get from this stunning quantitative analysis is 1488. Now this on it's own is not enough, qualitative analysis will also be required to draw a definitive conclusion. Luckily, I'll only need one piece of information for this part.
The following images showcase what I would consider the ideal female forms:
Terminal yellow, brown, and bug fever. I think the results speak for itself ladies and gentlemen. This is just one of the many fruits that psychological research can produce, and I encourage everyone to think just a little more deeply about themselves in the hopes of learning something new. Or not, like me. I already knew I'm racist.