"I HAVE A HOLE IN MY ASS!"Takanashi Kiara

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Simps Misato = mommy issues
Sorry I don't make the rules.
 

Brosnan Pierce Brosnan

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I will Billy Mitchell post in this thread. Billy > Eva hos. He's like if Gendo was a real person

 

Phantasm

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Simps Misato = mommy issues
Sorry I don't make the rules.
Can I tell you a secret

I've never watched a second of Evangelion
 

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Look.

At the end of the day, no matter how you slice it, all the girls in Evangelion are all fuckable (yes, even the Ramiel).

Shinji is just that fucked up for not fucking them and instead fuck the gay silver boy that just shows up out nowhere and goes "hey shinji lets play piano and gay sex" to his face.

EDIT: and he didn't even top the silver gay boy, he bottoms to him. LIKE A BITCH.
 

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Topo Chico

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blacks are so institutionalized they pay for trash improvised prison meals outside of prison
 

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Look.

At the end of the day, no matter how you slice it, all the girls in Evangelion are all fuckable (yes, even the Ramiel).

Shinji is just that fucked up for not fucking them
EVA-01 is Shinji's mom, and every time Shinji pilots EVA-01, he's entering her by way of a long rod pushed down her throat. He also dissolves into white goo while inside her at least once.

I feel like this should count.
 

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Faceless Waifu

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EVA-01 is Shinji's mom, and every time Shinji pilots EVA-01, he's entering her by way of a long rod pushed down her throat. He also dissolves into white goo while inside her at least once.

I feel like this should count.
And yet he still bottoms to Kaworu. Either this is exception or we can just say "shinji is bicurious and everyone else is too fucked to fix him so they ride him regardless".
 

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Some of the new users are alright.

@Kirsche's Kraftiest Kommando
 

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Interesting that nobody here so far mentioned anything about Mari.
Speaks for itself, I guess.
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because the nicest thing you can say about the character who exists to asspull the story is she asspulls the story.

I a being of culture will stick to Alcor the Anguished One


If i made you check if this was a Vsoy Post I win.
 

Phantasm

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I did not have Matpat going into politics on my bingo card for 2025

Obligatory kirsche mention

 

Koronesuki

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Jokes on you I've read the manga instead
Ordinarily, I would make fun of you for that, because the anime was first, but the manga is full of Sadamoto Yoshiyuki art, so...
:nenebased:
 

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I did not have Matpat going into politics on my bingo card for 2025

Obligatory kirsche mention


What can I say? Theater majors are often the best politicians since all they do is act.
 

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blacks are so institutionalized they pay for trash improvised prison meals outside of prison

Look what the white man has done. This is just an example of how their racist, imperialist, colonialist policies have crippled and mentally enslaved the black man. They pass laws to target them, disproportionately enforce them in black neighborhoods to collect their chattel, and round them up in prison to break their bodies and minds. They come out so demoralized they feel more comfortable eating literal fucking garbage like they used to than enjoying the fruits of their freedom. When the glorious nation of Blackistan wages its war against the whitey world, and frees the black man from their tyranny, they will never have to eat such slop again, only the best of spicy fried chicken washed down with orange soda and 40 ozs :pekonod:

seriously that shit looks fucking disgusting and if you eat that I want you back in prison
 

CalciumAnimal

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Look what the white man has done. This is just an example of how their racist, imperialist, colonialist policies have crippled and mentally enslaved the black man. They pass laws to target them, disproportionately enforce them in black neighborhoods to collect their chattel, and round them up in prison to break their bodies and minds. They come out so demoralized they feel more comfortable eating literal fucking garbage like they used to than enjoying the fruits of their freedom. When the glorious nation of Blackistan wages its war against the whitey world, and frees the black man from their tyranny, they will never have to eat such slop again, only the best of spicy fried chicken washed down with orange soda and 40 ozs :pekonod:

seriously that shit looks fucking disgusting and if you eat that I want you back in prison
some prisons eat better then I do.
 

Brosnan Pierce Brosnan

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Fellow chuds and LA rioters, what is it when a "gay" woman comes onto you. Like obliviously. What is the point of being gay when you have sex with dudes all the time
 

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Fellow chuds and LA rioters, what is it when a "gay" woman comes onto you. Like obliviously. What is the point of being gay when you have sex with dudes all the time
Those women don't care if the dick is made of meat or plastic. Hope it helps.
 
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