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The extremely rare algo-search bullseye, where youtube offers me a historically-loaded analysis of a miniature wargame line related to ancient chinese dynasties. Narrated by a westernized asian woman of indeterminate origin.
Probably the first hollywood joke to actually make me laugh in a long time.
I just had to share this because not only is it the only funny thing DSP has done in ages, but it's also the single funniest thing to ever happen to DSP PERIOD
He played the new Korean sims game, which is, you know, a life simulator. You know, about living like a regular person would.
DSP made a character with all positive traits, and then proceeds to make no new (virtual) friends, no (virtual) family, and then fucking DIES after ONE DAY AT WORK.
To make it even better, Virtual DSP was so despicable the game cursed him to become a vengeful ghost, forever wandering the world unable to pass on.
What's DSP's response to the fate of his idealized self-insert? "I feel like this game is half finished."
One day, this man will die and be brought before Saint Peter. When Saint Peter lists off Phil's transgressions and unrepentance that preclude him from Heaven, Phil will say "nuh uh, that's bullshit! No one told me I had to not do those things, and now I can't go to Heaven? That shit's bugged! Tell God he's incompetent!"
Not even Mel Brooks could write comedy this amazing. Vid here if you want to see this incredible moment in action.
He played the new Korean sims game, which is, you know, a life simulator. You know, about living like a regular person would.
DSP made a character with all positive traits, and then proceeds to make no new (virtual) friends, no (virtual) family, and then fucking DIES after ONE DAY AT WORK.
To make it even better, Virtual DSP was so despicable the game cursed him to become a vengeful ghost, forever wandering the world unable to pass on.
What's DSP's response to the fate of his idealized self-insert? "I feel like this game is half finished."
One day, this man will die and be brought before Saint Peter. When Saint Peter lists off Phil's transgressions and unrepentance that preclude him from Heaven, Phil will say "nuh uh, that's bullshit! No one told me I had to not do those things, and now I can't go to Heaven? That shit's bugged! Tell God he's incompetent!"
Not even Mel Brooks could write comedy this amazing. Vid here if you want to see this incredible moment in action.
> DSP made a character with all positive traits, and then proceeds to make no new (virtual) friends, no (virtual) family, and then fucking DIES after ONE DAY AT WORK.I just had to share this because not only is it the only funny thing DSP has done in ages, but it's also the single funniest thing to ever happen to DSP PERIOD
He played the new Korean sims game, which is, you know, a life simulator. You know, about living like a regular person would.
DSP made a character with all positive traits, and then proceeds to make no new (virtual) friends, no (virtual) family, and then fucking DIES after ONE DAY AT WORK.
> then fucking DIES after ONE DAY AT WORK.
I would ask how, but I've learned not to question things related to DSP.
That's your usual Phil alright. Remember, this man is so brain-dead stupid at games, that Sony literally had to design everything to be retard proof for him. He also struggles at children's games too. DSP really is a miracle.
He really is the main character of this world, and we're all the barely-drawn faceless mooks squatting in front of the konbini.I just had to share this because not only is it the only funny thing DSP has done in ages, but it's also the single funniest thing to ever happen to DSP PERIOD
He played the new Korean sims game, which is, you know, a life simulator. You know, about living like a regular person would.
DSP made a character with all positive traits, and then proceeds to make no new (virtual) friends, no (virtual) family, and then fucking DIES after ONE DAY AT WORK.
To make it even better, Virtual DSP was so despicable the game cursed him to become a vengeful ghost, forever wandering the world unable to pass on.
What's DSP's response to the fate of his idealized self-insert? "I feel like this game is half finished."
One day, this man will die and be brought before Saint Peter. When Saint Peter lists off Phil's transgressions and unrepentance that preclude him from Heaven, Phil will say "nuh uh, that's bullshit! No one told me I had to not do those things, and now I can't go to Heaven? That shit's bugged! Tell God he's incompetent!"
Not even Mel Brooks could write comedy this amazing. Vid here if you want to see this incredible moment in action.
I hate to break it to you, this world's main character is Chris-chan.
Chris gets put on the bus for a series here and there like with the jail saga, while Phil is in every episode and has main character immunity protecting the status quo, letting him bullshit his way out of otherwise career-ending disasters like the masturbation stream or the bankruptcy saga.
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