The extremely rare algo-search bullseye, where youtube offers me a historically-loaded analysis of a miniature wargame line related to ancient chinese dynasties. Narrated by a westernized asian woman of indeterminate origin.
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The extremely rare algo-search bullseye, where youtube offers me a historically-loaded analysis of a miniature wargame line related to ancient chinese dynasties. Narrated by a westernized asian woman of indeterminate origin.
Probably the first hollywood joke to actually make me laugh in a long time.
I just had to share this because not only is it the only funny thing DSP has done in ages, but it's also the single funniest thing to ever happen to DSP PERIOD
He played the new Korean sims game, which is, you know, a life simulator. You know, about living like a regular person would.
DSP made a character with all positive traits, and then proceeds to make no new (virtual) friends, no (virtual) family, and then fucking DIES after ONE DAY AT WORK.
To make it even better, Virtual DSP was so despicable the game cursed him to become a vengeful ghost, forever wandering the world unable to pass on.
What's DSP's response to the fate of his idealized self-insert? "I feel like this game is half finished."
One day, this man will die and be brought before Saint Peter. When Saint Peter lists off Phil's transgressions and unrepentance that preclude him from Heaven, Phil will say "nuh uh, that's bullshit! No one told me I had to not do those things, and now I can't go to Heaven? That shit's bugged! Tell God he's incompetent!"
Not even Mel Brooks could write comedy this amazing. Vid here if you want to see this incredible moment in action.
He played the new Korean sims game, which is, you know, a life simulator. You know, about living like a regular person would.
DSP made a character with all positive traits, and then proceeds to make no new (virtual) friends, no (virtual) family, and then fucking DIES after ONE DAY AT WORK.
To make it even better, Virtual DSP was so despicable the game cursed him to become a vengeful ghost, forever wandering the world unable to pass on.
What's DSP's response to the fate of his idealized self-insert? "I feel like this game is half finished."
One day, this man will die and be brought before Saint Peter. When Saint Peter lists off Phil's transgressions and unrepentance that preclude him from Heaven, Phil will say "nuh uh, that's bullshit! No one told me I had to not do those things, and now I can't go to Heaven? That shit's bugged! Tell God he's incompetent!"
Not even Mel Brooks could write comedy this amazing. Vid here if you want to see this incredible moment in action.
> DSP made a character with all positive traits, and then proceeds to make no new (virtual) friends, no (virtual) family, and then fucking DIES after ONE DAY AT WORK.I just had to share this because not only is it the only funny thing DSP has done in ages, but it's also the single funniest thing to ever happen to DSP PERIOD
He played the new Korean sims game, which is, you know, a life simulator. You know, about living like a regular person would.
DSP made a character with all positive traits, and then proceeds to make no new (virtual) friends, no (virtual) family, and then fucking DIES after ONE DAY AT WORK.
> then fucking DIES after ONE DAY AT WORK.
I would ask how, but I've learned not to question things related to DSP.
That's your usual Phil alright. Remember, this man is so brain-dead stupid at games, that Sony literally had to design everything to be retard proof for him. He also struggles at children's games too. DSP really is a miracle.
He really is the main character of this world, and we're all the barely-drawn faceless mooks squatting in front of the konbini.I just had to share this because not only is it the only funny thing DSP has done in ages, but it's also the single funniest thing to ever happen to DSP PERIOD
He played the new Korean sims game, which is, you know, a life simulator. You know, about living like a regular person would.
DSP made a character with all positive traits, and then proceeds to make no new (virtual) friends, no (virtual) family, and then fucking DIES after ONE DAY AT WORK.
To make it even better, Virtual DSP was so despicable the game cursed him to become a vengeful ghost, forever wandering the world unable to pass on.
What's DSP's response to the fate of his idealized self-insert? "I feel like this game is half finished."
One day, this man will die and be brought before Saint Peter. When Saint Peter lists off Phil's transgressions and unrepentance that preclude him from Heaven, Phil will say "nuh uh, that's bullshit! No one told me I had to not do those things, and now I can't go to Heaven? That shit's bugged! Tell God he's incompetent!"
Not even Mel Brooks could write comedy this amazing. Vid here if you want to see this incredible moment in action.
I hate to break it to you, this world's main character is Chris-chan.
Chris gets put on the bus for a series here and there like with the jail saga, while Phil is in every episode and has main character immunity protecting the status quo, letting him bullshit his way out of otherwise career-ending disasters like the masturbation stream or the bankruptcy saga.
Been a big fan of the latest Twitter trend of people going
"Man anyone who thinks tariffs are <good/bad> really are idiots! They should study economics! Clearly tariffs are <bad/good>!"
You ask for the explanation, you get called an idiot, or get told to go study economics.
"Man anyone who thinks tariffs are <good/bad> really are idiots! They should study economics! Clearly tariffs are <bad/good>!"
You ask for the explanation, you get called an idiot, or get told to go study economics.
Sounds like you should study economics.
You're supposed to tell him whether tariffs are good or bad first.
I wouldn't have to tell him that if he studied economics.
Yeah, what an idiot.
MBAs: The solution to everything.
At least they were able to continue doing what they loved for another decade elsewhere, and went out on their own terms instead:
Funnily enough this also appeared in my recommended recently:
For fucks sake, how many more nuisance streamers are there? This shit just never ends.
I've started dieting because I want to hit 10-12% body fat ratio before the end of summer and without access to an air conditioned gym, I'll be doing somewhat less hard exercise while the weather is hot. I'm only about two weeks in, but I've already noticed that aggressively cutting down all calorie intakes to two meals a day (one light lunch, one full dinner) has made the food I still eat taste absolutely amazing. Last week I decided to cheat a bit and have fish & chips instead of something healthier for my dinner, and despite getting them at the regular chip shop I always get them from, they tasted closer to the best chips I've had in my life.
On the negative side, my instinctive revulsion for overweight people is growing to the level of primal disgust. The only government intervention I would cheerfully endorse with no hesitation is a weight-based tax on all groceries. Fatties pay more or go without, simple as.
On the negative side, my instinctive revulsion for overweight people is growing to the level of primal disgust. The only government intervention I would cheerfully endorse with no hesitation is a weight-based tax on all groceries. Fatties pay more or go without, simple as.
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