Banter/Off-topic Thread & Community Stoning Platform

[Brosnan Pierce Brosnan]

I reported 40 illegally trespassing nigerians and ethiopians today. All US citizens need to do their part in making this country, and our community, a better place.
I'm making $1,500 dollars a pop sending criminal 3rd worlders to ICE.
I am currently working on putting together a crew to help patrol the Offkai convention and "clean it up".
I'll cover travel, lodging, and meals up front but you need to prove you're worth it.
You don't even need to be at the convention to help! I also will have positions for anyone (even non-us citizens) that want to assist with checking documents and looking people up.

send me your resumes. social engineering experience a must!

Also, I'd like to extend an offer to any illegals currently in the country:
Tum yourself in to me, and I'll turn you in to ICE for the reward. Once you are back in your home country (where you belong) I will forward you 100% of whatever reward I'm given to you via crypto.
That's a lot of money for your country and I strongly encourage you to consider it.


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Anything to keep the British from trying to settle again

 

[Johnny Jambalaya]

I reported 40 illegally trespassing nigerians and ethiopians today. All US citizens need to do their part in making this country, and our community, a better place.
I'm making $1,500 dollars a pop sending criminal 3rd worlders to ICE.
I am currently working on putting together a crew to help patrol the Offkai convention and "clean it up".
I'll cover travel, lodging, and meals up front but you need to prove you're worth it.
You don't even need to be at the convention to help! I also will have positions for anyone (even non-us citizens) that want to assist with checking documents and looking people up.

send me your resumes. social engineering experience a must!

Also, I'd like to extend an offer to any illegals currently in the country:
Tum yourself in to me, and I'll turn you in to ICE for the reward. Once you are back in your home country (where you belong) I will forward you 100% of whatever reward I'm given to you via crypto.
That's a lot of money for your country and I strongly encourage you to consider it.


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[RestlessRain]

I reported 40 illegally trespassing nigerians and ethiopians today. All US citizens need to do their part in making this country, and our community, a better place.
I'm making $1,500 dollars a pop sending criminal 3rd worlders to ICE.

Show some cropped screenshots of your bank account where you've got $60k in deposits from the government.

 

[famous artist pipkun]

Anything to keep the British from trying to settle again

https://archive.is/n74gD

this limey will squat in your house because its for the social good.

btw, theres a small cross section of ethiopians and nigerians in the US.

 

[Brosnan Pierce Brosnan]

Fellow patriots, it isn't too late to get satisfaction for 1812!

 

[Saturnus]

Fellow patriots, it isn't too late to get satisfaction for 1812!

What do you mean? The US won that war. I don't care what leafs' and bongs' revisionist history of "erm, acktually... the US signed a truce!" says.

 

[Brosnan Pierce Brosnan]

What do you mean? The US won that war. I don't care what leafs' and bongs' revisionist history of "erm, acktually... the US signed a truce!" says.

 

[RestlessRain]

What do you mean? The US won that war. I don't care what leafs' and bongs' revisionist history of "erm, acktually... the US signed a truce!" says.

Compare what happened to the USA after 1812 and the UK after 1812. Yeah, it's pretty obvious that the USA won that one.

 

[Sky Shouter]

Your daily dose of Modern Horrors Beyond Your Comprehension: The Nijisister Period Tracker


Niji execs be like

 

[God's Strongest Dragoon]

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Also pretty funny we got our national anthem from the Battle of Baltimore

 

[NeneLOVE]

Do v-tubers exist in the same 2D universe as Roger Rabbit? If so, do we need to worry about them being Dipped by schizo fans?

A "Who framed roger rabbit?" style movie but with vtubers would be peak. Though animating the vtubers in 2D would fit a lot better than 3D models.

 

[I Wanna Die]

Your daily dose of Modern Horrors Beyond Your Comprehension: The Nijisister Period Tracker


Niji execs be like

Is there good money in selling data that tracks womens periods? Cause if so /vt/ could make a killing.

 

[GOD'S STRONGEST BUILDERBEAR]

If I see 2d LaLion in Jessica Rabbits dress drawn into some street in okinawa I will blow my brains out

Edit: if its made with ai i will blow the brains of everyone working at universal/sony top to bottom

 

[Brosnan Pierce Brosnan]

On the topic of deportation. How do we get deportation of Californians into effect

My God, how

 

[famous artist pipkun]

A "Who framed roger rabbit?" style movie but with vtubers would be peak. Though animating the vtubers in 2D would fit a lot better than 3D models.

id prefer cool world

 

[The Proctor]

I ran out of ADHD medication nearly a week ago.

It was supposed to be refilled two weeks ago. Doctor went on holiday and forgot about it. Then they got back three days ago, and I called them. They said 'sure, prescription will be at the pharmacy on Friday'.

Yesterday they phone up. tl;dr: 'oh I checked and the regulations got updated. Now it'd be really great if you got the prescription from a licensed ADHD specialist instead, so rather than refill your prescription I'd like to talk to you about scheduling an appointment with one. Yes, I know there are only five in the entire country. Yes, I know they all have two year long waiting lists. Yes, I know they cost a minimum of two thousand euro to tell you that you still have a permanent neurological condition you were first diagnosed with in childhood. Yes, I know this is a powerful psychoactive medication you have been on for over a year at this point, which I am asking you now to go cold turkey on. Btw I don't have any open slots for an in-person consultation until the end of February. You're okay going cold turkey with no warning, right? Right?'

I somehow managed to get him to agree to an emergency appointment on Tuesday without threatening extreme violence, so I guess that's still an arrow in my quiver. My loathing for modern psychology and medical establishments grows to unfathomable proportions.

 

[wew]

I ran out of ADHD medication nearly a week ago.

It was supposed to be refilled two weeks ago. Doctor went on holiday and forgot about it. Then they got back three days ago, and I called them. They said 'sure, prescription will be at the pharmacy on Friday'.

Yesterday they phone up. tl;dr: 'oh I checked and the regulations got updated. Now it'd be really great if you got the prescription from a licensed ADHD specialist instead, so rather than refill your prescription I'd like to talk to you about scheduling an appointment with one. Yes, I know there are only five in the entire country. Yes, I know they all have two year long waiting lists. Yes, I know they cost a minimum of two thousand euro to tell you that you still have a permanent neurological condition you were first diagnosed with in childhood. Yes, I know this is a powerful psychoactive medication you have been on for over a year at this point, which I am asking you now to go cold turkey on. Btw I don't have any open slots for an in-person consultation until the end of February. You're okay going cold turkey with no warning, right? Right?'

I somehow managed to get him to agree to an emergency appointment on Tuesday without threatening extreme violence, so I guess that's still an arrow in my quiver. My loathing for modern psychology and medical establishments grows to unfathomable proportions.

Ah your getting that American special when it comes to getting your meds all because other lie and abuse the hell out of it and the government punishes everyone for it.