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Today on Beaner How it's Made: The Chancla.
The chancla has been used since the age of the mighty Aztecs to punish criminals and misbehaving children. After the age of colonization this household
First we import some rubber harvested by starving child slaves in the Congo, idk which one but it doesn't really matter. Why is the rubber not grown and harvested in the americas by starving child slaves? because economics says fuck logic.
The rubber is then melted in a big vat with some other chemicals your neighbor is probably getting high on tonight. This helps to give it strength and elasticity, which it will need when your abuela uses it to beat the everloving shit out of your pre-teen ass.
This magical mixture is then pressed and molded into a useable version of itself, something which most latinos will never experience. Straps of the cheapest and coarsest fibers ever are added, so that it gives you blisters between your toes for no fucking reason.
The finished chanclas, now known as slippers, are then shipped off to the US to be used by fat, balding, middle-aged dads and coked up dudebros who somehow got through college. These are then imported back into the country they were made in with a fancy label and a 10x price markup, ready for your abuela to buy one in 1965 and then keep using it to physically assault generations of children...
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This is why open immigration is a necessity. Only by letting in millions of latinos can a perpetual conservative majority in the United States be guaranteed.
This is 10x funnier than it has any right to be. But I'm cracking up so bad.
It's also one of the lesser discussed realities that a decently put together White guy can roll his way through most of Central & South America. The issue is that the Mother-in-Law's are actually dangerous. Equatorial Americans have yet to properly genetically adapt to the existence of metal blades.
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Wait, you mean to tell me she's NOT actually a giant disgusting cockroach? Fucking dropped, can't believe I got lead on by this whore.
That's a giant, big tittied domme cockroach to you, good sir.
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Sorry, I should clarify: what's disgusting about Matara is how much I want to pin her down and USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST
Nah she just molted recently, she's going to get dark and rigid any day now
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B-but... She's not... Isn't she rather pale for your peculiar tastes, sir?
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I've always assumed Mozumite is attracted to a range of skin tones, not ethnicities
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Slavs aren't white, so by technicality...
how the fuckWhat's up Yamanbas?
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So how long was the apology essay you had to write?What's up Yamanbas?
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What's up Yamanbas?
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he sent proctor a dick pic so very small
About a paragraph.
how many vowels and consonants
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