I'm not hopefully the sadness is too much for dear Nolan and he abandons vtubers all together
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The Nolan Crush Memorial Post Dump and Lolcow Thread
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couldn't agree more
Never mind we're shit out of luck Nerissa's singing MLP songs and outing herself as a brony as we speak Nolan's probably already replacing his Gura merchcouldn't agree more
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Here to report that Nolan has unfortunately NOT been banned again yet on the TVTropes vtuber thread. Every page has at least two Nolan posts, each more vapid than the last.
I did encounter this wall of cringe, suffer reading it as I did:
I did encounter this wall of cringe, suffer reading it as I did:
And here I thought TvTropes finally grew a braincell and did something right for once oh well
You have to remember that the average troper is but a fraction of a standard deviation removed from Nolan's autism, and not necessarily on the near side.
Keep in mind Nolan ate a ban because he fought multiple times with other users, and the janny is only giving him a second chance with the caveat the next slap will be permanent.
Nolan Crush not slapfighting over perceived slights? Might as well tell Bossmanjack to stop smoking crack!
It is coming, my friend. It is inevitable. When it happens, we'll have to swoop in and capture Nolan's tardrage in the "Why Was I Banned" forum before the janny deletes it.
Looks like the retard got canned from his job if he's being terminally online again. @niggaphil any confirmation about that? May has been pretty lit with the Invaders and Sayu announcements. Nolan getting shitcanned would make this start of the month extra special.
To be honest, he is schizoposting on twitter, but not in the MLP blogspot for more than a week, which is very unusual to me. Three possibilities is:
1) The MLP blogspot owner kindly told him to fuck off under private conversation or DM
2) Nolan has a self-realisation that he bitch too much on the MLP, and decided not to do it again (which is unlikely)
3) Nolan only realised a lot of his venting post has been archived in this thread, and if he is fired, he decided not to vent on the MLP blogspot so we won't make fun of him
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Speaking of his schizoposting on twitter:
Bitching @The Proctor Kamioshi, calling ppl to harrass her because she deserved it:
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Nolan, you are the one who abused your suicide victim, so fuck off and don't blame on TVA or kiwifarms:
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Nothing change, Nolan always love the horse cock to shove up his ass:
God damn Nolan you always clopping on horse, of course your dad need to do 24/7 check on his retarded son!
In short, Nolan is having some extreme hate boner on Kirsche. She, the Prostate and TVA has buck-broken him so badly that he really need some mental help
Edit: I investigated the discord (fuwamoco discord), he still has his job, but still raging because he can't watch live stream
Nolan also copy and paste the same shit in discord, like a bot spamming:
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Bint's Strongest Tard Soldier
Im gonna murder everyone in Ohio
Don't worry after being "part" of the debuts he's now arguing about if troons are groomers or not on xitter. Little niggas dopamine receptors are FRIED, he'll stay away from Sleepy
That mongoloid better stay away from my Sleepy!
Just imagine that the clay is Nolan's dysgenic face, just stick some Professor Farnsworth glasses on it and it's indistinguishable from the real deal
Brief update: Some interesting and retarded lore from Nolan
Nolan not only use ChatGPT, but also voice to text message to argue with people online.
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It kind of show that if Nolan sounds really retarded or nonsensical on certain messages replies, he is speaking out of his brain without thinking at all
Imagine he is working, while shouting to his phone to argue with people online
Nolan not only use ChatGPT, but also voice to text message to argue with people online.
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It kind of show that if Nolan sounds really retarded or nonsensical on certain messages replies, he is speaking out of his brain without thinking at all
Imagine he is working, while shouting to his phone to argue with people online
Imagine spending years working hard and getting your qualifications to have a solid, steady job, and you have to work next to fucking Nolan constantly sperging out about who's giving money to internet anime girls.
Hmm Nolan, how many times you told someone or the kids to kill themselves in the twitter when they are disagreeing with you? Now you are trying to act like high intellect retard?
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Still Being deranged that Vtubers are all gays and lesbians, no heterosexual. How the fuck Nolan brain's function? I guess his exploded penis and balls did not provide enough testosterone for him to function normal.
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Nolan should double chop his exploded penis again to proof that transgender is actual ppl to prove his point:
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STILL SUPPORTING PEDOPHILES, NEVER CHANGE, NOLAN!!!
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Nolan still SEETHING about Kirsche, and claim that Pippa is not agreeing with Kirsche!
Note: To be fair, I thought Pippa collab with Kirsche before? I dont think Pippa threw Kirsche under the bus or accuse her at all.
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Nolan being Nolan, Flip-Flopping from Nijisisters to the Anti-Nijis
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Well, I guess the "Heavy Works" in his job is driving him crazy and schizo on the twitter, because he can't watch LIVESTREAM and LMAO!!!
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Still Being deranged that Vtubers are all gays and lesbians, no heterosexual. How the fuck Nolan brain's function? I guess his exploded penis and balls did not provide enough testosterone for him to function normal.
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Nolan should double chop his exploded penis again to proof that transgender is actual ppl to prove his point:
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STILL SUPPORTING PEDOPHILES, NEVER CHANGE, NOLAN!!!
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Nolan still SEETHING about Kirsche, and claim that Pippa is not agreeing with Kirsche!
Note: To be fair, I thought Pippa collab with Kirsche before? I dont think Pippa threw Kirsche under the bus or accuse her at all.
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Nolan being Nolan, Flip-Flopping from Nijisisters to the Anti-Nijis
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Well, I guess the "Heavy Works" in his job is driving him crazy and schizo on the twitter, because he can't watch LIVESTREAM and LMAO!!!
I'm still reeling from the fact this retard was desperate enough that he went and tried to make Kiwi farms (and later here) his new autistic screeching grounds when everything I've seen from him says he should've avoided these places out of some warped sense of whatever he calls principlesHmm Nolan, how many times you told someone or the kids to kill themselves in the twitter when they are disagreeing with you? Now you are trying to act like high intellect retard?
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Still Being deranged that Vtubers are all gays and lesbians, no heterosexual. How the fuck Nolan brain's function? I guess his exploded penis and balls did not provide enough testosterone for him to function normal.
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Nolan should double chop his exploded penis again to proof that transgender is actual ppl to prove his point:
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STILL SUPPORTING PEDOPHILES, NEVER CHANGE, NOLAN!!!
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Nolan still SEETHING about Kirsche, and claim that Pippa is not agreeing with Kirsche!
Note: To be fair, I thought Pippa collab with Kirsche before? I dont think Pippa threw Kirsche under the bus or accuse her at all.
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Nolan being Nolan, Flip-Flopping from Nijisisters to the Anti-Nijis
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Well, I guess the "Heavy Works" in his job is driving him crazy and schizo on the twitter, because he can't watch LIVESTREAM and LMAO!!!
He doesn't actually have any. He just apes whatever opinions he thinks are popular in a vain attempt to fit in.
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