Kaminari Clara, Owner of Chuds - Memorial Post Dump

The Proctor said:

I don't want Phase to 'burn down' or 'suffer severe damage' necessarily. But I don't particularly like the way Sakana is handling matters in the industry right now. He has kowtowed to far too many dilators and retards by now for it to be accidental. I think he quite cynically exploits Phase's reputation as the 'based company' by giving the safe-edgy talents just enough leeway to signal to the deep-pocketed right-of-Mao vtuber fan demographic that their money is welcome, while also being far too willing to partner up with insane commiefornians like the Offkai staff just to get more exposure. I want to see Phase use its power and influence to smash those rotten, entrenched circles of nepotistic tranny-jannies, not awkwardly do obeisance to them while also waving noncommittally at the opposite side while holding an open wallet.

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I was gonna write a whole thing defending my nigga fishman but there's no point, you're like null All I'm gonna say is that my nigga fishman only wants to make money with what he has at hand which is a bunch of autistic women too weird to make it into holo.

The Proctor said:

I don't want Phase to 'burn down' or 'suffer severe damage' necessarily. But I don't particularly like the way Sakana is handling matters in the industry right now. He has kowtowed to far too many dilators and retards by now for it to be accidental. I think he quite cynically exploits Phase's reputation as the 'based company' by giving the safe-edgy talents just enough leeway to signal to the deep-pocketed right-of-Mao vtuber fan demographic that their money is welcome, while also being far too willing to partner up with insane commiefornians like the Offkai staff just to get more exposure. I want to see Phase use its power and influence to smash those rotten, entrenched circles of nepotistic tranny-jannies, not awkwardly do obeisance to them while also waving noncommittally at the opposite side while holding an open wallet.

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You really got me bossman. For a minute, I thought this was serious until I remembered it's April Fools today. Right?

...Right?

The Proctor said:

I don't particularly like the way Sakana is handling matters in the industry right now

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I don't like him too much just because he's not a very good manager, while phase is one of the best companies right now, there's too much management issues on it that you can't just pass as a coincidence.

I never tried to note everything I see Sakana not doing or doing wrong but I can give some examples. Like how Sakana thinks it's ok to hire a intern to deal with international logistics, which lead to almost 1 year of downtime at the beginning, which they began to fix now with the valentines merch.

He relies a lot on unpaid labor, aka mods, like, you don't have to pay all the mods, but the head ones, you should, they're part of the company face and being unpaid is unprofessional.

The gens(besides origins and invaders) are very disjointed, they rarely collab or talk between themselves and until recently phase ignored a lot of phase JP.

Sakana also relies on the talents to do a lot of the hardwork inside the company.

For me Sakana sounds like one of those people that bited off more than he can chew. He doesn't know how to properly handle a company that grew up so much like his on the last few years.

TBH, I don't wanna see Phase failing and I wanna see growing even more but my logical and small management brain see's a lot of problems on it that could turn it into a black company or crash it in a span of an year due to poor planning

Lurker McSpic said:

I was gonna write a whole thing defending my nigga fishman but there's no point, you're like null All I'm gonna say is that my nigga fishman only wants to make money with what he has at hand which is a bunch of autistic women too weird to make it into holo.

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Fishman has done more for the culture war than most "culture war" spergs. He's created a company which funds and supports bunch of nonpolitical entertainers that can be enjoyed by all sorts of people who aren't politically brain-rotted, regardless of whether they're "left" or "right". Creating alternative entertainment is far more important for the "culture war" than dissecting the latest DEI-riddled movie or talking in autistic detail why the latest Star Wars show is dogshit, and certainly more important than ranting to people who largely agree with you on a niche vtuber forum.

You don't even need to look up that quote to know some jigaboo shuck and jive kweeeeeeeen wrote it. As a good hWite-ee from North America she must worship this noble savage's tribalistic nature for it surely is more true and authentic than anything someone from the West could do. Nolan and Clara are a match made in Heaven.

Topo Chico said:

You don't even need to look up that quote to know some jigaboo shuck and jive kweeeeeeeen wrote it. As a good hWite-ee from North America she must worship this noble savage's tribalistic nature for it surely is more true and authentic than anything someone from the West could do. Nolan and Clara are a match made in Heaven.

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Oh, no! It's a disaster!

White people: solve the problem, make plans to prevent that problem in the future

Black people: let's laugh and dance and sing.

No wonder white people ended up with Europe and black people got Africa.

AGumiLurker said:

I don't like him too much just because he's not a very good manager, while phase is one of the best companies right now, there's too much management issues on it that you can't just pass as a coincidence.

I never tried to note everything I see Sakana not doing or doing wrong but I can give some examples. Like how Sakana thinks it's ok to hire a intern to deal with international logistics, which lead to almost 1 year of downtime at the beginning, which they began to fix now with the valentines merch.

He relies a lot on unpaid labor, aka mods, like, you don't have to pay all the mods, but the head ones, you should, they're part of the company face and being unpaid is unprofessional.

The gens(besides origins and invaders) are very disjointed, they rarely collab or talk between themselves and until recently phase ignored a lot of phase JP.

Sakana also relies on the talents to do a lot of the hardwork inside the company.

For me Sakana sounds like one of those people that bited off more than he can chew. He doesn't know how to properly handle a company that grew up so much like his on the last few years.

TBH, I don't wanna see Phase failing and I wanna see growing even more but my logical and small management brain see's a lot of problems on it that could turn it into a black company or crash it in a span of an year due to poor planning

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Arent most of these issues besides the gen issues mostly fixed?
I dunno, i feel like having paid jannies is a bad idea even, unless they were just faceless retards with no opinions on anything besides jannying, some retard like Archivebro being paid wouldnt sit well with many

The Proctor said:

far too willing to partner up with insane commiefornians like the Offkai staff just to get more exposure

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I understand why he's doing it - OffKai is basically PhaseCon right now, and worth it's weight in gold for exposure. But they stood up and tried to blacklist one of his top grossing talents because they didn't like their objectively incorrect and entirely self-constructed idea of her. I sincerely hope there have been some significant changes in staffing since then, because trying to build a house on top of a foundation that hates you is profoundly foolish.

AGumiLurker said:

He relies a lot on unpaid labor, aka mods, like, you don't have to pay all the mods, but the head ones, you should, they're part of the company face and being unpaid is unprofessional.

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Get back to work, Xalamon.

The Proctor said:

I don't want Phase to 'burn down' or 'suffer severe damage' necessarily. But I don't particularly like the way Sakana is handling matters in the industry right now. He has kowtowed to far too many dilators and retards by now for it to be accidental. I think he quite cynically exploits Phase's reputation as the 'based company' by giving the safe-edgy talents just enough leeway to signal to the deep-pocketed right-of-Mao vtuber fan demographic that their money is welcome, while also being far too willing to partner up with insane commiefornians like the Offkai staff just to get more exposure. I want to see Phase use its power and influence to smash those rotten, entrenched circles of nepotistic tranny-jannies, not awkwardly do obeisance to them while also waving noncommittally at the opposite side while holding an open wallet.

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If people who're specifically looking for "based" vtubers feel grifted by Phase that's entirely on them for taking oversimplified second-hand summaries of the talents' personalities at face value rather than actually watching the streams and forming opinions for themselves. It is a for-profit entertainment company like any other that just happens to have less leftist propaganda than the norm, and as such it's going to prioritise growth and revenue over carefully evaluating whether each marketing decision is owning the libs or the chuds.

In general, I dislike how much of a political motive is ascribed to the talents where said motive is interpreted without intent. Jelly and Remi weren't talking about the Snow White reboot looking like AIDS to plant their flags on the culture war battlefield or to bait an "edgy" audience, they're just Malaysian ESLs who're looking at something through relatively untainted eyes and deciding they don't like what they see. Pippa and Tenma didn't fire back at the Hogwarts autists to make an anti-LGBT statement, they just didn't like that people were being needlessly malicious. They're not "politically neutral" since the current climate barely allows such a thing to exist, but their politics are not their product, and I wish more people would judge the material based on the way it's been packaged, rather than based on perceived promises that were never actually made.

The Proctor said:

I want to see Phase use its power and influence to smash those rotten, entrenched circles of nepotistic tranny-jannies, not awkwardly do obeisance to them while also waving noncommittally at the opposite side while holding an open wallet.

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Sir, this is a vtuber agency.

AGumiLurker said:

For me Sakana sounds like one of those people that bited off more than he can chew. He doesn't know how to properly handle a company that grew up so much like his on the last few years.

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No shot. PC has outlasted corpos that came before it and eclipsed ones that came after. Sakana has something those others don't - more resources, better connections, smarter managers, or some combination. What explanation is there that PC is still surviving and thriving if Fishman has actually been over his head this whole time?

Ｍｕｒｒａｙしないで said:

No shot. PC has outlasted corpos that came before it and eclipsed ones that came after. Sakana has something those others don't - more resources, better connections, smarter managers, or some combination. What explanation is there that PC is still surviving and thriving if Fishman has actually been over his head this whole time?

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Tard luck.

The Proctor said:

I don't want Phase to 'burn down' or 'suffer severe damage' necessarily. But I don't particularly like the way Sakana is handling matters in the industry right now. He has kowtowed to far too many dilators and retards by now for it to be accidental. I think he quite cynically exploits Phase's reputation as the 'based company' by giving the safe-edgy talents just enough leeway to signal to the deep-pocketed right-of-Mao vtuber fan demographic that their money is welcome, while also being far too willing to partner up with insane commiefornians like the Offkai staff just to get more exposure. I want to see Phase use its power and influence to smash those rotten, entrenched circles of nepotistic tranny-jannies, not awkwardly do obeisance to them while also waving noncommittally at the opposite side while holding an open wallet.

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Majority of Phase's actual talent base wouldnt care to actually piss off retards that are to the left of center, im going to fall back on ancient, possibly astrotufed polling shit, but alot of gamergate fags werent even right of center back when that autism was in full swing, in spite of higher and higher polarization in recent years, id maintain that there are alot of individuals who dont subscribe to right of center views but hate the more censorious aspects of the left or people who say they are, and still enjoy edge here and there, call them midwits or whatever the fuck you want, but there are probably alot of people who still enjoy an edgy joke here and there despite not subscribing to the alleged ideologies that allow them.

This honestly sounds more like a personal wishlist more than a realistic overview of what Fishman or phase could do, directly calling out retards that are of any part of the current protected classes would be suicide, too many ways to twist words and dogpile. Alongside people or companies who would gladly crush anyone sperging too much in a countercultural manner

Superduper Samurai said:

This honestly sounds more like a personal wishlist more than a realistic overview of what Fishman or phase could do, directly calling out retards that are of any part of the current protected classes would be suicide, too many ways to twist words and dogpile. Alongside people or companies who would gladly crush anyone sperging too much in a countercultural manner

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This. Phase is too small and insignificant in a small and insignificant industry to call out anyone or anything, the only thing this would do is make a whole lot of people in the wider industry evade them like the plague. Phase gets by by being relatively drama free and "just like Holo but without the japanese-ness and idolshit" why would they ever vindicate the brainlet nobodies who accuse them of being alt-right or whatever by "smashing the lefties"?

TheHindrance said:

I'm pissed that thanks to politicians and fags like AOC and Elon people now see games as a tool to further their agenda.

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Bro political agenda shit intended to shape society has been inserted into games via ESG and DEI since the GamerGate days, it only became bleedingly obvious in the past few years to where even normies started noticing.

Superduper Samurai said:

Majority of Phase's actual talent base wouldnt care to actually piss off retards that are to the left of center, im going to fall back on ancient, possibly astrotufed polling shit, but alot of gamergate fags werent even right of center back when that autism was in full swing, in spite of higher and higher polarization in recent years, id maintain that there are alot of individuals who dont subscribe to right of center views but hate the more censorious aspects of the left or people who say they are, and still enjoy edge here and there, call them midwits or whatever the fuck you want, but there are probably alot of people who still enjoy an edgy joke here and there despite not subscribing to the alleged ideologies that allow them.

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Yes there are a lot of people right now who are only "right wing" because Overton's Goalposts were dragged so far to the left that the centrists and slightly left found themselves on the other side the day they started getting canceled for not going along with The Message and just mindlessly buying the slop.

The Proctor said:

I don't want Phase to 'burn down' or 'suffer severe damage' necessarily. But I don't particularly like the way Sakana is handling matters in the industry right now. He has kowtowed to far too many dilators and retards by now for it to be accidental. I think he quite cynically exploits Phase's reputation as the 'based company' by giving the safe-edgy talents just enough leeway to signal to the deep-pocketed right-of-Mao vtuber fan demographic that their money is welcome, while also being far too willing to partner up with insane commiefornians like the Offkai staff just to get more exposure. I want to see Phase use its power and influence to smash those rotten, entrenched circles of nepotistic tranny-jannies, not awkwardly do obeisance to them while also waving noncommittally at the opposite side while holding an open wallet.

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"I don't want Phase to burn down, I just want them to completely and deliberately ruin their entire business to cater to my specific political preferences."

Phase is an entertainment company, not some politician trying to win your vote. Just go watch grifters, that's clearly what you're looking for.

AGumiLurker said:

I don't like him too much just because he's not a very good manager, while phase is one of the best companies right now, there's too much management issues on it that you can't just pass as a coincidence.

I never tried to note everything I see Sakana not doing or doing wrong but I can give some examples. Like how Sakana thinks it's ok to hire a intern to deal with international logistics, which lead to almost 1 year of downtime at the beginning, which they began to fix now with the valentines merch.

He relies a lot on unpaid labor, aka mods, like, you don't have to pay all the mods, but the head ones, you should, they're part of the company face and being unpaid is unprofessional.

The gens(besides origins and invaders) are very disjointed, they rarely collab or talk between themselves and until recently phase ignored a lot of phase JP.

Sakana also relies on the talents to do a lot of the hardwork inside the company.

For me Sakana sounds like one of those people that bited off more than he can chew. He doesn't know how to properly handle a company that grew up so much like his on the last few years.

TBH, I don't wanna see Phase failing and I wanna see growing even more but my logical and small management brain see's a lot of problems on it that could turn it into a black company or crash it in a span of an year due to poor planning

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My nigga fishman has never done anything wrong in his fucking life, year 1 of phase doesn't exist it's just jewish propaganda like the holocaust

Shitposting aside yeah he's done some pretty retarded shit but when it's clear that it isn't right he corrects it, so far at least. It might not be perfect but he does give a shit and knows how to run a business something that in this industry is like having cheatcodes. Something that I think works in his favor that we might not agree on is the fact he tries to put the girls to work on things instead of hiring some rando to deliver. The girls get an extra paycheck and also help the company, giving them a bit more of an incentive to stick around. The skeleton crew approach makes it easier for people to collaborate but as they grew yeah it won't work anymore and I think that moment happened around december when some fans were already getting pissed at the merch and some girls mentioned they did some changes.

Another issue I think they're dealing with is they don't find the hires they want and that is keeping them from expanding their crew. I saw a clip of tenma complaining how sakana found fucking aiko through LOL when she couldn't vet any of the people sakana had her interview The mod situation is really concerning and will probably blow up in their faces one day. The issue is that can you find some schmuck who can spend 12 hr shifts overseeing a discord, that is also well adjusted enough to not powertrip or go full creep who would also do it for less than a 100 a month? You only hope are pajeets and we know how well that works with elon's twitter account. Your only safe bet are fans that have enough free time and do it for the love of it until they go postal.

JusticeDog said:

"I don't want Phase to burn down, I just want them to completely and deliberately ruin their entire business to cater to my specific political preferences."

Phase is an entertainment company, not some politician trying to win your vote. Just go watch grifters, that's clearly what you're looking for.

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Brought to you by the same sperg who written this poltisperg brain rot

I really hate it when VTuber groups are far too willing to partner up with insane commiefornians like the Offkai staff just to get more exposure.

JusticeDog said:

"I don't want Phase to burn down, I just want them to completely and deliberately ruin their entire business to cater to my specific political preferences."

Phase is an entertainment company, not some politician trying to win your vote. Just go watch grifters, that's clearly what you're looking for.

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Hard to groom when the Fishman is omnipresent.

Tamokii said:

If this got out to Phase fans would Fishman try to salvage her with the company or cut ties with her to save face? It feels like it's only a matter of time before more people find out about her comments.

E- had to clarify apparently it's to phase fans

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its already out to phase fans.