Kaminari Clara, Owner of Chuds - Memorial Post Dump

[Italian Raccoon]

As said before, non-insignificant amount of people on this forum seem to now actively want Phase to, well, not burn down, but suffer severe damage, and i really fail to understand the reason.

Gotta handle some collateral damage if it means removing a tumor from the company. Imo there will be some drama or incident that causes damage to Phase and it's just unavoidable when you have a corpo that's growing, and if it has to happen I'd rather it happen to a talent that could negatively impact the company rather than someone else.

 

[Brosnan Pierce Brosnan]

Maybe she'll buttfuck Korean Tom Hiddleston on stream

 

[Smelliest007]

I will never buttfuck a woman the same thanks to this forum.

 

[ZerroDefex]

Is she implying she's the fucking Xander-"I escaped the alt-right pipeline!"-hal of vtubers?

She traded one controlled opposition for another not realizing they have the same funding and handlers in the background, that's pretty typical. Actually makes me wonder if part of it is she's just a contrarian at heart and has to side with whoever she perceives as the "underdog", did she make her switch years ago or was it only recently with the left getting their collective ass kicked as the pendulum swings back screaming for vengance?

The classic "I grew up" bullshit which I vehemently hate.
Idk how many of these lefties I have seen say this but I absolutely despise this smug fucking declaration that switching from one brand of brainrot to another because the new one happens to be more socially acceptable nowadays somehow counts as personal growth. No it doesn't, you didn't fucking change at all, you're just a chameleon that changes affiliation depending on what is most convenient, that is not "growing up", it's "being a god damn opportunist".

It's even more absurd when those who "grew up" are now acting even more emotionally and childish then they did back then.

 

[Abomination]

I mean there is a number of different ways this can be done. Remember Tenma's horse-mask?
So i'm actually curious as to what Clara cooks up.

Whatever it is, it'll never beat Horsema. That shit was peak.

 

[PleaseCheckYourReceipts]

Also that is pretty funny ngl. So the woman apparently made a shocking discovery that a large portion of right-wing(or, i guess, back when she made it, the term Anti-SJW would still exist...) podcasters/youtubers/content-creators/whatever are shameless grifters who're only in it for the money and her reaction to this discovery was to...jump right into a pool of left-wing podcasters/youtubers/content-creators/whatever who are shameless grifters only in it for the money.
Not uncommon of a leap at all, mind you, in either direction, but still hilarious.

Her having been a former reactionary rightwinger explains so much about how she is now. She basically just went under the horseshoe to the direct opposite end of the spectrum.

Her being a self admitted "deradicalized" tard explains alot about her zealotry and lack of self awareness to it all. I would bet good money none of her coworkers have had a 180 as extreme as that in spite of their current views. Pippa, the queen of the chuds, has always seemingly been a vaugely left of center retard in all her found past posts.

Either way god help her if there are any jilted retards who decided to save an archive of saying MAGA, or Yamanba Yamanba from 2010 or some shit

She never discovered any such thing btw. She just flipflopped because she had her period or heard some song on the radio that gave her feels or aborted her kid and got scolded by her Republican grandfather or it was a Thursday or she got some dick and as women always do, switched to adhere to the political views of whoever was attached to that dick.

The classic "I grew up" bullshit which I vehemently hate.
Idk how many of these lefties I have seen say this but I absolutely despise this smug fucking declaration that switching from one brand of brainrot to another because the new one happens to be more socially acceptable nowadays somehow counts as personal growth. No it doesn't, you didn't fucking change at all, you're just a chameleon that changes affiliation depending on what is most convenient, that is not "growing up", it's "being a god damn opportunist".

It's your turn bitches

To be clear, she's supposed to be half American, right? Because the rightwing podcast scene doesn't really have many actual examples that work for what she'd be claiming. When they go down, it's hard crashouts for either sex, money or drugs. Like, actual vices that their audience will accept them back if they get through the problem. Which leads me to mostly think she's lying and what she really means is her family was probably not Leftwing and picked any random reason to try to be "in" with the trendy bits because she's got brainrot.

Or, it was Milo. If she's not lying, it's probably Milo. Did she not know he was flaming gay?

 

[agility_]

Clara dying on Furries hill is one of the last things I expected from her.

Not me.
She became close friends to Pippa.

 

[TheHindrance]

Texas Republican Introduces Bill to Address the Nonexistent Problem of Furries in Schools

Republicans have previously used the debunked hoax about furries in schools to justify school privatization.

www.them.us

https://archive.is/B7rzb

I don't understand her usage of "a-la "based" Elon Musk" here. Calling it the Furries act is boomer humor, sure, but Elon's DOGE is an explicit tie-in to his love of DOGE coin and government "efficiency," it's more of a backronym pun. There is an absence of that here, it's just naming it via a contrived acronym what it would've been dubbed by the media without the acronym: The Furries Act, it bans furry shit in schools. This sort of memetic device (backronyms and contrived acronyms) has been used for decades, (most notably the PATRIOT act) it isn't new or Internet-y really outside of subject matter. Furries go back to the 90s, some real Internet 1.0 type shit. It's been a blight for a long time and has bloomed on the Internet now infecting schools, albeit slowly. I don't think it's embarrassing to try and nuke freak shit from happening in schools.
Also I read the article, it's bad and suffers the same issues I noted in my last post from Them. These queer troons can't do journalism for shit mane.
I guess Clara wanted to shit talk attacks on furries and elon being a grifter in the same post. Feels forced/disjointed.

I bet she believes AOC actually likes video games and not just using them as a grooming tactic for the younger generation but hates Elon for doing the same (I hate both).

I know this falls more into politisperg than Clara sperg/Jelly appreciation thread, but holy shit I fucking hate AOC for pushing politics streaming Among Us with a bunch of streamers back in 2020, it's also so convenient how Corpse Husband became so massively popular for a couple of months and then died after Biden won, shit smells like a troon's crotch wound and I'm pissed that thanks to politicians and fags like AOC and Elon people now see games as a tool to further their agenda.

That being said, curb stomp furries and their supporters, Jelly good Clara bad and most importantly: please Japanese bros, bite the bullet, give her a baby before she dries out for good maybe that'll fix her lmao

 

[JusticeDog]

As said before, non-insignificant amount of people on this forum seem to now actively want Phase to, well, not burn down, but suffer severe damage, and i really fail to understand the reason.

All those people are exactly the same as Clara.

Both are making up exaggerated fantasies of things they hate hoping everything goes to shit just so they can gloat that their opinion was right.

 

[Security]

In another timeline, Clara would be some washed up gravure model turned political activist streamer ala Denims that we would make fun of in the Kiwifarms Trump Derangement Syndrome thread. She really is that close to being one of those coombait libtards that grift in the Destiny sphere.

Still time for that!

 

[Negronald Trump]

I will never buttfuck a woman the same thanks to this forum.

Let me just say...

You buttfuck women!? What are you, GAY!?!?!?

 

[Clown Penis]

I will never buttfuck a woman the same thanks to this forum.

Let me just say...

You buttfuck women!? What are you, GAY!?!?!?

I suppose some percentage of women enjoy anal, but if we describe it as "buttfucking" then I'd interpret that as being more like a "punishment" for women being bratty/uppity.

Unless he meant woman (male). Then that is extremely gay. It also means there's a non-zero chance he was at Offkai and is on-video from one of the orgies.

 

[Void Scribas]

I suppose some percentage of women enjoy anal, but if we describe it as "buttfucking" then I'd interpret that as being more like a "punishment" for women being bratty/uppity.

Uh so that is why Menace became an anal slut

 

[Clown Penis]

Uh so that is why Menace became an anal slut

I mean if someone claimed she wanted a Daddy Dom to set rules and punishments, I'd absolutely believe that she'd be very happy about getting her asshole ruined as a "punishment" or something.

Broke-brain women and all.

 

[Smelliest007]

I suppose some percentage of women enjoy anal, but if we describe it as "buttfucking" then I'd interpret that as being more like a "punishment" for women being bratty/uppity.

Unless he meant woman (male). Then that is extremely gay. It also means there's a non-zero chance he was at Offkai and is on-video from one of the orgies.

Damn bratty women.
Don't you talk about my Offkai escapades, I paid good money for that dramatuber cosplay.

 

[Unseiso Dragon]

Not me.
She became close friends to Pippa.

>Rabbit vtuber
>Contrarian
>Furry defender
>Shit taste in male characters
My god, she's literally Pippa

 

[God's Strongest Dragoon]

i post ONE MESSAGE youtuber reads it and INSTANTLY YABS. Thats how you generate content, instantly clippable, juicy SHYT!

>see Clara post ass pic
>post Hank Hill ass meme
>someone posts it replying to her ass pic
>she seethes and calls them gay

 

[The Proctor]

As said before, non-insignificant amount of people on this forum seem to now actively want Phase to, well, not burn down, but suffer severe damage, and i really fail to understand the reason.

I don't want Phase to 'burn down' or 'suffer severe damage' necessarily. But I don't particularly like the way Sakana is handling matters in the industry right now. He has kowtowed to far too many dilators and retards by now for it to be accidental. I think he quite cynically exploits Phase's reputation as the 'based company' by giving the safe-edgy talents just enough leeway to signal to the deep-pocketed right-of-Mao vtuber fan demographic that their money is welcome, while also being far too willing to partner up with insane commiefornians like the Offkai staff just to get more exposure. I want to see Phase use its power and influence to smash those rotten, entrenched circles of nepotistic tranny-jannies, not awkwardly do obeisance to them while also waving noncommittally at the opposite side while holding an open wallet.

 

[Furious George]

I don't want Phase to 'burn down' or 'suffer severe damage' necessarily. But I don't particularly like the way Sakana is handling matters in the industry right now. He has kowtowed to far too many dilators and retards by now for it to be accidental. I think he quite cynically exploits Phase's reputation as the 'based company' by giving the safe-edgy talents just enough leeway to signal to the deep-pocketed right-of-Mao vtuber fan demographic that their money is welcome, while also being far too willing to partner up with insane commiefornians like the Offkai staff just to get more exposure. I want to see Phase use its power and influence to smash those rotten, entrenched circles of nepotistic tranny-jannies, not awkwardly do obeisance to them while also waving noncommittally at the opposite side while holding an open wallet.

Better it stays contained here where management can keep an eye on it.

 

[RestlessRain]

If this got out to Phase fans would Fishman try to salvage her with the company or cut ties with her to save face? It feels like it's only a matter of time before more people find out about her comments.

E- had to clarify apparently it's to phase fans

What would happen if Clara's politisperging was put on full-blast? Like, let's say a dramatuber doesn't have any content and decided Clara's politisperging could fill ten minutes of airtime. Answer: I don't think anything would really happen.

Clara would lose some fans but gain others who want a left-leaning vtuber, or are attracted to the drama and want to see what she's about and would stick around for her karaoke performances. I don't know if she would make more or less than before with her memberships and donos, and these things vary wildly from month-to-month anyway. Even if you have good numbers, so it would be hard to tell.

Fishman wouldn't have to do anything to sort out this issue. This drama will go away as soon as another drama comes up in another corpo. If he really wants to put in effort, maybe he gives Clara some rules about politisperging only on her own channel and not when doing collabs with other Phase members.

I don't see Clara getting fired for this. Fishman doesn't do suspensions, any sort of disciplinary action will be done behind the scenes and FIshman is fiercely loyal to his talents. At worst, she'll be made to do a company-mandated coffee shill stream or two.