General Thread v2: Enhanced Segregation Techniques!

LurkerD · Aug 8, 2024

Holy shit 4 person Borderlands tomorrow, do you have any idea how long i have wanted this? And 3/4 of them are my oshis, Gura or Fauna instead of Ame would have made it 4/4 but i will take it. Hopefully they will play the whole game.

Security said:
Sir, this is some extreme whoredom. You can have one kamioshi. You can also have one oshi within a vtuber agency. If you want to be a whore, you can have an oshi in each generation, but that's pretty god damn whorish. To have more than one oshi within a gen? Christ, you must have every STD known to man.

It's 2024 whores are socially acceptable now.

Security · Aug 8, 2024

LurkerD said:
Holy shit 4 person Borderlands tomorrow, do you have any idea how long i have wanted this? And 3/4 of them are my oshis, Gura or Fauna instead of Ame would have made it 4/4 but i will take it. Hopefully they will play the whole game.

Sir, this is some extreme whoredom. You can have one kamioshi. You can also have one oshi within a vtuber agency. If you want to be a whore, you can have an oshi in each generation, but that's pretty god damn whorish. To have more than one oshi within a gen? Christ, you must have every STD known to man.

ThemRedGuys · Aug 8, 2024

Sayu is live with MariMari_EN, reviewing viewer fridges

Helmet-kun Backwards · Aug 8, 2024

Cute fascist vtuber is attempting to play Super Mario 64, she's not good at it

LurkerD said:
Holy shit 4 person Borderlands tomorrow, do you have any idea how long i have wanted this? And 3/4 of them are my oshis, Gura or Fauna instead of Ame would have made it 4/4 but i will take it. Hopefully they will play the whole game.

It's 2024 whores are socially acceptable now.

Can you really say you played ALL of Borderlands 2 without repeating the campaign ten thousand times to get to the end of Digistruct Peak? Obviously they need to play it for the next month to really capture the true experience :smugpipi:

Realticule · Aug 8, 2024

Hff201 said:
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@The Proctor's next kill is in!

Bit of random trivia but when I started the message chain for the first Asylum awards I needed to come up with a variety of names so it wasn't just Pippa and one of the categories had Hex in it as something, I think either new streamer or something because he was the first person from Niji that popped up when I looked up the company. He didn't make the final voting list.

The Peanut Gallery · Aug 8, 2024

Oh hey, Harmful did a video on Nux today

Salado · Aug 8, 2024

The Peanut Gallery said:
Oh hey, Harmful did a video on Nux today

He sounds weird.

e:

Pyhf · Aug 8, 2024

I Wanna Die said:
Sayu made a twitter post shilling one of her friends dating app out of nowhere and everyone thought she was hacked cause it looks like a scam

This surprised her and she proceeded to cope about how she's "normie"

Good luck getting a bunch of vtuber fans to use a dating app. Especially if the intended audience is normies.

A A

The thing that I don't like about Sayu is that whenever I see some random clip of her, she always has this air of either

"People are dumb and I'm sooo much smarter than everyone else."
or
"Woe is me, I got bullied by my past corpo and I'm making this my whole identity"
or both...

Her acting like it was incredibly dumb for "internet ill" people to assume she was hacked is another example of the former while also showing that SHE is the one that's out of touch with reality.
Hackers/Scammers isn't even an just internet thing. Even the older folks know not to click random links or follow some random instructions from a random number. Hell even if the number is saved in your contacts, "Normal" people know not to simply believe a message when it's very random/out of character/suspicious. "Hey bro, I lost my wallet and I need you to send $200 to this random ass bank account"

It's really hard for me to have any sympathy for her tbh..

Netscaper · Aug 8, 2024

Did Proctor go to sleep?!

:ironmousekek:

Euthyphro · Aug 8, 2024

Bronze said:
Roro made her community choose her pfp. As BD reward. For context, it is her dead corp PL

https://archive.is/tkkv1

Oh, she was Airi Gwynevere of Project Kavvaii? I saw her PL in a couple of Spica and Miuna streams but never made the connection.

Airi Gwynevere

This name is officially written using the Japanese name format; the family name is Airi. Airi Gwynevere (愛莉グウィネヴェレ) was a female Virtual YouTuber associated with Project Kavvaii's 2nd Generation Lunetide alongside Mikazuki Mai. Airi Gwynevere is ancient witch, the most brilliant of her time...

virtualyoutuber.fandom.com

I vaguely remember scrolling past a post here about Kavvaii closing its doors some time back

Titanosaurus · Aug 9, 2024

Paladin said:
Dizzler update she's had a shit week. 1st, She was fighting centipedes and was forced to leave her apartment for the weekend after shopping for groceries, so she moved back home for the weekend, where she was then forced to sleep on an astray ( the family couch) cause they were illegally renovating the apartment while also being poor shamed and being gaslit to have children Shinzo Abe style during one of her (Several) mental breakdowns this week. She was also pressured to move back in with them but only stayed for two extra days. After she got home, she had to clean up a bunch of dead centipedes from everything and throw away most of her groceries due to the fumigation. Lastly, she was detained by the police for 2 hours for looking like a drug addict and for the high crime of not having a bag for her cookies.

Sounds like we had a fun week :smugina:

Salado · Aug 9, 2024

Paladin said:
Dizzler update she's had a shit week. 1st, She was fighting centipedes and was forced to leave her apartment for the weekend after shopping for groceries, so she moved back home for the weekend, where she was then forced to sleep on an astray ( the family couch) cause they were illegally renovating the apartment while also being poor shamed and being gaslit to have children Shinzo Abe style during one of her (Several) mental breakdowns this week. She was also pressured to move back in with them but only stayed for two extra days. After she got home, she had to clean up a bunch of dead centipedes from everything and throw away most of her groceries due to the fumigation. Lastly, she was detained by the police for 2 hours for looking like a drug addict and for the high crime of not having a bag for her cookies.

Zinnaha · Aug 9, 2024

Pyhf said:
The thing that I don't like about Sayu is that whenever I see some random clip of her, she always has this air of either

"People are dumb and I'm sooo much smarter than everyone else."
or
"Woe is me, I got bullied by my past corpo and I'm making this my whole identity"
or both...

Her acting like it was incredibly dumb for "internet ill" people to assume she was hacked is another example of the former while also showing that SHE is the one that's out of touch with reality.
Hackers/Scammers isn't even an just internet thing. Even the older folks know not to click random links or follow some random instructions from a random number. Hell even if the number is saved in your contacts, "Normal" people know not to simply believe a message when it's very random/out of character/suspicious. "Hey bro, I lost my wallet and I need you to send $200 to this random ass bank account"

It's really hard for me to have any sympathy for her tbh..

I would still devistate that asian hag ass though.

LurkerD said:
Holy shit 4 person Borderlands tomorrow, do you have any idea how long i have wanted this? And 3/4 of them are my oshis, Gura or Fauna instead of Ame would have made it 4/4 but i will take it. Hopefully they will play the whole game.

It's 2024 whores are socially acceptable now.

Depresses me how badly they botched BL3, but man BL2 is so insanely awesome.

John Vtuber👁️ · Aug 9, 2024

Pyhf said:
The thing that I don't like about Sayu is that whenever I see some random clip of her, she always has this air of either

"People are dumb and I'm sooo much smarter than everyone else."
or
"Woe is me, I got bullied by my past corpo and I'm making this my whole identity"
or both...

Her acting like it was incredibly dumb for "internet ill" people to assume she was hacked is another example of the former while also showing that SHE is the one that's out of touch with reality.
Hackers/Scammers isn't even an just internet thing. Even the older folks know not to click random links or follow some random instructions from a random number. Hell even if the number is saved in your contacts, "Normal" people know not to simply believe a message when it's very random/out of character/suspicious. "Hey bro, I lost my wallet and I need you to send $200 to this random ass bank account"

It's really hard for me to have any sympathy for her tbh..

If Sayu wants people to be friends with, heck, I'll be friends with her - we could talk shit about our respective jobs while grinding out HoYoVerse content

...but this is also why I feel like there have been a significant amount of people beforehand who have reached out to her in similar friendship but, for some reason or another, never actually manifested. hopefully, she is one day able to escape from this cycle, I'll be rooting for her.

ScarletCorrupt · Aug 9, 2024

Jelly went live a little while ago with a glorious return to awatism gaming :pomuLove:

John Vtuber👁️ · Aug 9, 2024

Netscaper said:
Did Proctor go to sleep?!

fake kingdom hearts fan, can't even beat the first game, sad! Nyaru please don't kill me

Abomination · Aug 9, 2024

Some fun fanart plus an out-of-context comment from Lumi:

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Context is she played the "Racism" card she was saving for the right moment in Cards Against Humanity, but lost to the "Micropenis" card.

Speaking of, here's a 28 minute supercut of the Cards Against Humanity collab stream with Lumi, Pippa, Lia, and Filian. It was just as unhinged as you'd expect with these four and will probably be used as evidence the next time the Twitter mob tries to cancel these four (Lia might be safe since she was the token minority in this stream). Was also a lot of fun and full of funny moments and tons of memorable quotes. Definitely worth the watch for anyone who might be interested.

WaWa · Aug 9, 2024

Attention please! Very important announcement!

Cute Devil Nendoroid is now available for pre-order! :towapeeved:

The Rrat · Aug 9, 2024

Schedule for the Bae and Bijou 12 hour stream that is on Sunday. Cuphead should be 3 hours and Outlast 1 hour. The rest 2 hours, according to Bae. Streams will be split 3 on each of their channels.

frz · Aug 9, 2024

nuk-temleH said:
The thing with Claude is, he farms a shit-ton of collabs and that's literally the only reason he's doing better. I unironically think most of his donations and memberships are cannibalized from other Nijis.

Idk why the random claude cocksucking. His numbers are ass. You can check my chart below that comment under "just fucking ask"
All his stats are around top 20 of the branch. His superchat numbers has been trailing behind Millie Permission for a few months now.

Ayame only plays valorant

The main reason why I think she is going to go soon is because lap+ also plays valo yet ayame never collab with her. She also doesn't share the Crazy Racoon friend group. Seems kinda like a different realm altogether.

LurkerD said:
Holy shit 4 person Borderlands tomorrow, do you have any idea how long i have wanted this? And 3/4 of them are my oshis, Gura or Fauna instead of Ame would have made it 4/4 but i will take it. Hopefully they will play the whole game..

Justice is bringing life back into ame.
Honestly so many kino collabs one after another. Im not used to this from the EN side.

The Rrat said:
Schedule for the Bae and Bijou 12 hour stream that is on Sunday. Cuphead should be 3 hours and Outlast 1 hour. The rest 2 hours, according to Bae. Streams will be split 3 on each of their channels.

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Would have loved to see these 2 finish cuphead then zatsu but oh well

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