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General Thread v2: Enhanced Segregation Techniques!

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Nigel Nigerman

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Good, something to look forward to after the Super Bowl gave me cancer.
You a 49ers fan mate? That was heartbreaking.

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Jelly Hoshiumi. Her humor is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of Thermal Expansion most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also her nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into her characterisation - her personal philosophy draws heavily from Homestuck literature, for instance. The starknights understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realize that they're not just funny - they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Jelly Hoshiumi truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Jelly's existencial catchphrase "AWAWAWAWAWA," which itself is a cryptic reference to Toby Fox's epic MEGALOVANIA by Sans Undertale. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as my genius unfolds itself on their computer screens. What fools... how I pity them. 😂 And yes by the way, I DO have an Alice tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.
Fuck man, I came to watch CUTE AND FUNNY ANIME GIRL not a scientific lecture.


Clip Tax!

Biboo the Kaela whisperer.


Mumei the medium enjoyer.


And Mumei being based and horny.


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A Genshit content creator talks about the Nijisanji x Selen incident. Currently watching if it has any new info (doubtful).


Edit: Just finished watching the video and it has its facts and info in order. Much, much better commentary as it is better researched and better edited than others. He goes into the whole situation of what happened to Selen and Niji's reaction to it. If you're a Nijisanji dick sucker then this vid ain't for you. Fuck the yacht.
 
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God's Strongest Dragoon

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Also 50 is too small a number. You sure about this. There are currently 86 member in holo pro.
Yeah, I was thrown off by that. 50 is a little small, not just for the size of the talent pool but that also has to take into consideration 24hr moderation because Cover operates a business that should in theory never sleep with streamers in JP and NA.
Venezuelan Peso to WoW Gold is a tracked metric for some very sad reasons.

That said, I'm pretty sure a lot of Cover's mod staff that is part time is Japanese & simply have other jobs then do the late-night moderation. Though the thought of a PassportBro sitting in some cheap location part time modding a streamer is humorous.
The Venezuelans were notorious for their activity in Runescape. Indonesians were a lot more well known in Classic WoW though because their attempts at English were very hilarious and they became such a meme that people didn't care that they were gold farmers. Indonesians have effectively ruined the word "sir" for me. One day I looked up the conversion rate of classic wow gold to Indonesian Rupiah and calculated how much gold they would get in an 8 hour shift of farming. It was at least 50% higher than the bottom end of their wages.

Clip Tax: The Hunie Pop stream is going to live rent free in Rie's mind for decades
 

thirteenorphans

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50 mods is just about enough usually considering it's not like 30 or more talents stream alone at the same time. No idea how they'd handle large events like sports fes though.
 

Negzana

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Really excited for Aki's birthday live. Her last 2 shows were great, hopefully this one is too
 

God's Strongest Dragoon

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No idea how they'd handle large events like sports fes though.
POV: Some Venezuelan being paid ¥100 a day to moderate
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bothyourhouses

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not get to do their farewell tour and rake in the graduation donos. Getting to do a farewell tour is a gesture of goodwill that a corpo does for a talent
Let's be real, it's also often a massive money-spinner for the corpo. They don't do it solely out of goodwill.
 

wew

Male hag love!
Joined:  Sep 11, 2022
Litteral who with 100k followers on both twitch and twitter is graduating.


She is live now


Edit : @Bronze you mentioned her in the past, can you tell more about her?

wasn't there another vtuber also graduating in march
When a couple of big ish indies have graduates around the same time frame they almost always end up in the same corpo
 

MornLurker

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Korone, Okayu, Kiara, Marine and Polka will make an appearance at Aki's birthday 3D live

Oh nice, always look forward to every Akirose live especially the musical stuff she likes to do lately.
The video mentioned OSTER project will be handling the music production, does that mean it'll be her new original? huge W if so because that's like the go-to vocaloid producer if you're looking for musical-style songs (and since Akirose used their songs as a theme for her previous musical live already)
 

Awoogers

basic ass man who loves the british funny woman
Joined:  Jun 7, 2023

masterstocking

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The Elegant Tako



Standard Smol Shenanigans



Kronii overwork



Hug the Towl?
 

naganon

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She's making it, bros. :sanasmile:

archive
She's a glowie. I've been tricked. :fishmandispair:
 

Awoogers

basic ass man who loves the british funny woman
Joined:  Jun 7, 2023
self proclaimed goddess of marriage is tackling nothing
 

NotDecatto

BREAK GLASS IN CASE OF MENHERA
Joined:  Oct 21, 2023
Yura Rikudou from PRISM Project having a trilingual EN/JP/CN Lunar New Year chatting stream using her 3D model.

Edit: Translating every single thought into 3 languages is frying Yura’s brain, and to make it worse her JP TTS is attempting to pronounce the Chinese input text so the output is gibberish at times.
Edit2: Her brain is overheating trying to figure out how to speak Cantonese. It’s hilarious lol.
Edit3: I might do a highlight/summary of this stream as she did share a lot of details about herself. She engages with chat a lot and seems like a very fun person to watch.
 
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God's Strongest Wardog

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Did you have a stroke writing this? :SelenHAHAhere:
Nig :dokiSmug:
Some of the other Phase girls are having a bit too much fun window shopping for future husbands looking at all the ripped Kanpainiki:



I hate that I got sick just as I was going to get back in the gym. I'm missing my chance to show Dizzy my nipples. :pikameefuck:
 

RestlessRain

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The Proctor

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Go watch one of TVA's lurkers who is too terrified to shill herself.

 

Nigel Nigerman

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Joined:  Dec 22, 2022

Seth

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Go watch one of TVA's lurkers who is too terrified to shill herself.


Did you really just link her twitch just so we can watch her call you a femboy?
 

Stunned But Dumb

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Some of the other Phase girls are having a bit too much fun window shopping for future husbands looking at all the ripped Kanpainiki:



Uruka, you told all your fans to wear skirts, what do you think?
 

The Proctor

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Fucking hell, another grooming prospect ei El Prostato?

In fairness, she joined the forum and discord completely of her own volition for some reason.
 
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