The Nolan Crush Memorial Post Dump and Lolcow Thread

[Clown Penis]

It's called Stockholm syndrome bitch! You wouldn't understaaaannnnnddddd! (cries)

Hey listen I can beat you like Nolan beat his sister if it'll make you feel any better

You know, you both chose to be homosexuals here.

You didn't need to.

This last set of posts is gay even by TVA's standards. Superduper, get a hobby of some sort that isn't lusting after a retarded man's cock, even as a shitpost. I beg.

This is almost as gay as that one couple.

 

[Phantasm]

You know, you both chose to be homosexuals here.

You didn't need to.

I don't have to sit here and take this from a man who made his favorite flavor of dick his username

 

[RestlessRain]

This is almost as gay as that one couple.

Almost?

Thank you for respecting my pronouns by calling me a he/him.

 

[Scoots]

@Scoots or @superduper, one of you having a fight with your ex Nolan "I am always right" Crush again?

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Also, trying to shit and fight with Scoot again because Scoot is being egomaniac:

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Also, being schizo on defending Uki because Discrimination only works on indian and troons, but not chink-chonk @superduper or white people

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Oh Nolan, you sure missed your TVA exes a lot, dont you?

He read my post in Niji L

Also he's always been and Aster,Uki,and Vox dickrider.

 

[Negronald Trump]

Why tf doesn't Nolan ever reply to my posts???? I was way nicer to him than Scoots ever was!

Scoots is a better Gura roleplayer.

Hey listen I can beat you off like Nolan beats his troon sister if it'll make you feel any better

Fixed.

 

[Clown Penis]

I don't have to sit here and take this from a man who made is favorite flavor of dick his username

I'll have you know that Clown Penis is my codename from the Great Habbo Hotel Wars of the 2000s.

 

[niggaphil]

He read my post in Niji L

As usual, Nolan "Great Liar" Crush being hypocrite again, and read through the whole Nazi/Doxxing/Right-Wing/Pro-Kirsche website

 

[Aquatic Novellite]

I can't believe Nolan put a child in Rie's uterus only to promptly leave her just after Roe vs Wade was struck.

 

[niggaphil]

Yeah Nolan, please keep reading the TVA after @Scoots confirmed that you still browse on this forum, you hypocrite bitch:

Nolan will need this tool to prevent him from visiting TVA forum, if he really serious about it:

Also, hi Nolan, enjoy your retarded action of sharing every shit on public?

 

[CalciumAnimal]

Scoots is a better Gura roleplayer.


Fixed.

Did the brother troon out to give Nolan another sister to beat is that the implication?

 

[Abomination]

Scoots became a bad person, huh Nolan?

Last I heard, Scoots wasn't the one who lost multiple jobs, a sister, his family's patience, access to these forums, access to literally hundreds of Discord servers, routinely access to the Internet, and even the friendship between you two because of tard rage outbursts.

This isn't a "stone/glass houses" situation or "pot calling the kettle black" situation. It's just you, Nolan. You're the only bad person.

Also, happy birthday. One more year of being a useless leech on those around you and a lolcow within the vtuber sphere, even outside of these forums.

 

[PUNISHED BUILDERBEAR]

Human trash backstabbing Scoots now? Worse than Judas, straight into the Lucifers mouth to be chewed and torn forever.

 

[niggaphil]

Awwww, who hurt our 24 year old Nolan fee fee on twitter?

Looks like every Nolan will cries and sobs when he read through the TVA, because most of us called him retarded.

 

[Italian Raccoon]

Awwww, who hurt our 24 year old Nolan fee fee on twitter?

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Looks like every Nolan will cries and sobs when he read through the TVA, because most of us called him retarded.

Nolan should record himself crying so we can feel bad for him.

 

[Negronald Trump]

Nolan Crush is a sister beating retard.

Nolan Crush eats ice cream with his bare hands.

Nolan Crush likes underage futanari porn.

Nolan Crush is a brony even after MLP is dead.

Nolan Crush hits his mother.

Nolan Crush can't keep a job because he's a fucking retard.

Nolan Crush has been banned from at least 300+ discord channels because he's a LMAO spamming retard.

Nolan Crush is worse than a retard because at least retards can learn from their mistakes.

Nolan Crush thinks he's a main character but he's really an NPC because he has no opinion of his own.

Nolan Crush likes to call people Nazis when he is in fact acting like one by being a retard.

Nolan Crush is a terminally online retard.

Nolan Crush can't form his own opinions because he is a retard.

Nolan Crush calls his sister who killed herself his suicide victim.

Nolan Crush will deny all this but it is documented here in the forums that he's the one who shared all this info because he's a self reporting retard.

Edit: please tell me if I made a mistake so I can edit it because our dear LOLCOW likes to check in here and I want him to see this and post it in twitter. Thanks.

 

[Aquatic Novellite]

Apropos of nothing, but Schlamersdorf Snr could do the funniest thing if he cuts Nolan's internet access on June 28th.

Shark alert