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Kaminari Clara, Owner of Chuds - Memorial Post Dump

Tamokii

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We were getting low on food and she rolled up with an all you can eat Michelin star buffet.
 

Unseiso Dragon

Seiso? Say No!
Joined:  Jun 8, 2024
haven't checked kelsey thread in a while i wonder what she's\they're sperging about no-hot diggidy fuck
We were getting low on food and she rolled up with an all you can eat Michelin star buffet.
It's fitting that one of her more needlessly mean-spirited posts (Blocking family over political opinions? Really??) was the catalyst for today's feast.
 

Yume Dark

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Joined:  Apr 15, 2025
Reminder that this all started because Kelsey had to whine about her eeeeevilllll nazi sister liking (not making, mind you) a video with a woman flipping off a pride gathering (which is kinda cringe, I grant you, but still).

Kelsey is truly her biggest enemy.
 
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Italian Raccoon

*calls you a slur*
Joined:  Mar 2, 2025
Reminder that this all started because Kelsey had to whine about her eeeeevilllll nazi sister liking (not making, mind you) a video about a woman flipping off a pride gathering (which is kinda cringe, I grant you, but still).

Kelsey is truly her biggest enemy.
Only thing cringe about that video was that the girl flipping off the fags was also dressed as a whore. :annoyedpippa:
 

Yume Dark

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Only thing cringe about that video was that the girl flipping off the fags was also dressed as a whore. :annoyedpippa:
Well, yeah, because she wanted attention. Why else would she film herself and post it on social media?

Might as well have your ass hanging out while you do it. Not all that much different from Kelsey, now that I think about it...

Wait, Kelsey has no ass. Disregard that.
 

Clown Penis

Dizzbannführer
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Reminder that this all started because Kelsey had to whine about her eeeeevilllll nazi sister liking (not making, mind you) a video about a woman flipping off a pride gathering (which is kinda cringe, I grant you, but still).

Kelsey is truly her biggest enemy.
Used to be a time people kept their family in-fighting/grudges quiet or private at least.

Now they REEEEEEEE into the void of the Internet for no discernable benefit to themselves (did she even get any asspats for virtue signaling?) while also somehow motivating a collective of autists to then further investigate why she's such a fucking retard. Which then revealed a fair amount of her familial relationships and the drama therin.
 

Yume Dark

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She likely married for the permanent residency (you can get permanent residency in Japan if you're married for three years). My guess is that either Kelsey got married with some affection for the guy and finds out he isn't all she imagined, or she got married specifically for residency. In either case, she spends three years trapped in a marriage she hates and gets a divorce as soon as she can after the three years is up.
A bit late, but that reminds me of a video Clara made with some of the other Phase girls during/around Valentine's day. The topic of marriage came up, and IIRC, Clara said that her ideal marriage would be with a man who would basically ignore her and let her do her own thing. I didn't think too much of it at the time, but in hindsight, that was a huge self-report from Kelsey.
 
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PleaseCheckYourReceipts

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haven't checked kelsey thread in a while i wonder what she's\they're sperging about no-hot diggidy fuck

Same. I saw a mention of this thread being busy. I was not expecting a full family tree and most of the family drama workdown.

A bit late, but that reminds me of a video Clara made with some of the other Phase girls during/around Valentine's day. The topic of marriage came up, and IIRC, Clara said that her ideal marriage would be with a man who would basically ignore her and let her do her own thing. I didn't think too much of it at the time, but in hindsight, that was a huge self-report from Kelsey.

Being Prog-brained and a Woman, expect most things she says to be Projections/Self-Reports. Once you get used to it, you can figure people out really fast.
 

Koronesuki

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Death by Dishonor

Fresh meat
Joined:  Nov 3, 2024
A bit late, but that reminds me of a video Clara made with some of the other Phase girls during/around Valentine's day. The topic of marriage came up, and IIRC, Clara said that her ideal marriage would be with a man who would basically ignore her and let her do her own thing. I didn't think too much of it at the time, but in hindsight, that was a huge self-report from Kelsey.
Speaking of the marriage/divorce fact and hindsight. Do you autists Does this esteemed forum of independent remote psychoanalysis experts have any new thoughts about her take on Depp v. Heard? :baeJam:
 

Wixoyu

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Speaking of the marriage/divorce fact and hindsight. Do you autists Does this esteemed forum of independent remote psychoanalysis experts have any new thoughts about her take on Depp v. Heard? :baeJam:
Clearly she shat on her husband's futon.
 

geesecode

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So essentially this woman's entire adult life has revolved around attempting to move to Japan by whatever means necessary. I'd almost applaud her determination if she wasn't such a massive bitch about it. Well... that and espousing political beliefs now that she's out of her "alt-right" days that would just see Japan turned into another Canada.
What I’m taking from all of this is myself and others try to get to Japan the “proper” way, but all this woman has to do is marry a guy she loathes and optionally pose a bit while I’m getting ulcers over college for 4+ fucking years. Good for her, she succeeded, but it’s bullshit.:annoyedpippa:
haven't checked kelsey thread in a while i wonder what she's\they're sperging about no-hot diggidy fuck
In less than 24 hours of forgetting it, the thread has added ~10 pages lmfao. You guys are the autism champions.
 

Brosnan Pierce Brosnan

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Joined:  Apr 4, 2023
What if her husband was literally Japanese Johnny Depp

"I'm gonna hang out and sleep with Elon Musk!"
"U no sex Ewon Muscc"
"I'm gonna do it! I'm gonna fuck him!"
"U NO SEX EWON MUSCC!"
 

Superduper Samurai

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I wonder how all the people who wanted her for EN2 feel right now
 

Italian Raccoon

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Now I just wish we could find out who her ex-husband was, family registries aren't public in Japan right?
 

Thomas Talus

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Lurker McSpic

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Speaking of the marriage/divorce fact and hindsight. Do you autists Does this esteemed forum of independent remote psychoanalysis experts have any new thoughts about her take on Depp v. Heard? :baeJam:
Allow me. Bitch absolutely married out of convenience and there's a chance the dude wised up before she could collect. That's why she seemed to be desperate to find someone who could sponsor her visa like holo. There's a chance she only became a vtuber so she could abuse the system.
On a possibility of abuse, what people need to understand is that people like her wear their "trauma" as a medal of honor and use it as currency to get what they want. Her posts confirm this on several occasions. If she was abused by her husband in any meaningful way she would let you know and she'd be posting a lot about DV*. What the ex husband might be guilty of is probably just being a more traditional man and probably divorcing her ass once he found out she was just scamming him, hence her not so subtle misandry. Phase were just the suckers who ended up footing the bill in the end I suppose. Life truly is unfair.
 

God's Saddest Tattletail

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Joined:  Sep 23, 2024
Bitch absolutely married out of convenience...
Kelsey married out of love alright... love of the idea of Japanese citizenship. Future generations of Canadians will have to ponder whether it was morally acceptable for her to be sent over - meaning now North America needs to apologize for Little Boy, Fat Man, and Flat Girl.
 

Death by Dishonor

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Joined:  Nov 3, 2024
Kelsey married out of love alright... love of the idea of Japanese citizenship. Future generations of Canadians will have to ponder whether it was morally acceptable for her to be sent over - meaning now North America needs to apologize for Little Boy, Fat Man, and Flat Girl.
Canada and war crimes, man...
 

Menhera_Feeder

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I'm not super picky, but I'm left with these...
Kelsey isn't so bad looking, I would fuck her. OR: Kelsey is a bitter divorcee, politically brainrotted "individual," that won't give me children. I would not fuck her.
In my case, I think Brain wins vs dick.
 
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