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Last Of The Mohicans

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Been getting back into watching starcraft shit then this comedy channel came across my feed.

I figure the entire first five minutes of this video would be relevant and funny to at least some of you fuckos. And yes the first five minutes are functionally not actually starcraft content
 

ZerroDefex

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Joined:  Mar 17, 2025
For GFuel, there are even people who will mix some flavours with milk instead of water, which obliterates the other "health benefits" as well.
Bruh, milk (real milk from an animal not some plant bastardization) is one of nature's few legit superfoods. If anything you're ruining the health benefits of the milk.
 

Aquatic Novellite

Merry Shiorin
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Bruh, milk (real milk from an animal not some plant bastardization) is one of nature's few legit superfoods. If anything you're ruining the health benefits of the milk.
Insufficient old celtic or proto germanic heritage to consume milk without clogging sanitary infrastructure.
 

Hff201

Pippa Fan, Failed Normalfriend
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you totally forgot the "protonjon is a pedo" arc in which basically all his friends (except peanutbuttergamer I think) threw him undr several busses which turns out was probably false after his response came out a few months later,. hes also been an admitted long time sufferer from body dysmorphia due to looking like like someone half melted voldermorts mushface which yeah basically everyone made jokes about

Never enjoyed his content so i dont cae much but yeah this tracksprobally one of the few cases where its attempted by a sane prson to fix something they really do think is wrong.

not sure how making yourself look worse helps tho.
It was Chugga (one of the other guys from ProtonJon's LP group TheRunawayGuys) who had the false allegations made against him, and while Jon didn't throw him under the bus completely, his "support" was flimsy at best and he was clearly prioritising his own optics over Chugga's wellbeing. When you look at how Tim/NintendoCapriSun (the third guy in the group) was going above and beyond to look after Chugga when he was suicidal from it, going out of his way to clear up misinformation and misunderstandings about what had happened, and generally keeping his fans in the loop about how he was doing, it became very obvious who was the real friend and who was the business acquaintance.

They seem to have made up since then and I get standing by someone who's been accused of paedo shit is obviously harder than the usual "he did a heckin' racism" callouts (even if you know for a fact the allegations aren't representative of what actually happened; you're gonna eat shit for it no matter what), but consistently playing it safe rather than going to bat for his "friend" of over a decade really soured me on Jon overall. I obviously can't know for sure if he actually has gender dysphoria or if he's just let the Internet convince him he's trans, but given he's let the Internet sway his opinions on serious matters before, I'm not all that convinced he's thought it through properly.
 

ZerroDefex

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Joined:  Mar 17, 2025
Insufficient old celtic or proto germanic heritage to consume milk without clogging sanitary infrastructure.
LactAid has existed for only like 40 years now. I also know a Nepalese dude who slowly gained lactose tolerance over a year and hasn't had an issue since.
 

Last Of The Mohicans

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I love how saying milk makes you fart is somehow white supremacy, but broccoli makes you fart is just you don't eat enough broccoli.
 

Kazuma

I do be doobing
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I read that there have been studies that show milk can increase the risk of cancer. At least that's what Grok said when I asked it.
 

CalciumAnimal

Drink Milk
Joined:  Feb 24, 2023
It was Chugga (one of the other guys from ProtonJon's LP group TheRunawayGuys) who had the false allegations made against him, and while Jon didn't throw him under the bus completely, his "support" was flimsy at best and he was clearly prioritising his own optics over Chugga's wellbeing. When you look at how Tim/NintendoCapriSun (the third guy in the group) was going above and beyond to look after Chugga when he was suicidal from it, going out of his way to clear up misinformation and misunderstandings about what had happened, and generally keeping his fans in the loop about how he was doing, it became very obvious who was the real friend and who was the business acquaintance.

They seem to have made up since then and I get standing by someone who's been accused of paedo shit is obviously harder than the usual "he did a heckin' racism" callouts (even if you know for a fact the allegations aren't representative of what actually happened; you're gonna eat shit for it no matter what), but consistently playing it safe rather than going to bat for his "friend" of over a decade really soured me on Jon overall. I obviously can't know for sure if he actually has gender dysphoria or if he's just let the Internet convince him he's trans, but given he's let the Internet sway his opinions on serious matters before, I'm not all that convinced he's thought it through properly.
while im not sure what it was actually for I swear it was about ProtonJon not Chugga who was always a creepy weirdo.

I can't find anything other then him getting mildly roasted over having to fire all/most? of his twitch staff when 2 turned out to be "abusers" whatever the fuck that means later turned out to be at least 3.

Meh the most entertainment i got form him was his comically large forehead.
 

ZerroDefex

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I read that there have been studies that show milk can increase the risk of cancer. At least that's what Grok said when I asked it.
Grok throws whatever the fuck is trending this week into it's replies.That's the stupidest shit I've heard yet this week when heavy dairy consumers consistently live longer and healthier lives, even the lacto-vegetarians.They're already trying to make eggs bad for you for like the 10th time. Anything to keep people on the approved processed goyslop.
 

Piava

Redemption Arc 2.0
Joined:  Oct 23, 2022
Grok throws whatever the fuck is trending this week into it's replies.That's the stupidest shit I've heard yet this week when heavy dairy consumers consistently live longer and healthier lives, even the lacto-vegetarians.They're already trying to make eggs bad for you for like the 10th time. Anything to keep people on the approved processed goyslop.
@Grok is this true?
 

ZerroDefex

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I love how saying milk makes you fart is somehow white supremacy, but broccoli makes you fart is just you don't eat enough broccoli.
We jest but yes you can build tolerance if it's not an actual allergy but your body just being unused to it or having the wrong micro biome. A round of probiotics did wonders to fix a lot of my digestive issues and even then I still take enzymes with certain foods that I don't digest well like leafy greens.
 

Topo Chico

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Ginkgo Balboa 🌾🗡

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I've been drinking milk all my life, saying it's going to kill me isn't gonna stop me.
 

agility_

We have some serious streams to discuss 🔨
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I enjoy milk in its heightened form, cheese. This is because I am an intellectual.
 

NeneLOVE

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I only like cold milk with cereal or granola or some such, drinking it as is has felt gross ever since I was like 10.
Love dairy tho.
 

shipmate

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I've been drinking milk all my life, saying it's going to kill me isn't gonna stop me.
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Somehow I don't doubt it. :ameliaThink:
 

Saturnus

haha it's unou
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Insufficient old celtic or proto germanic heritage to consume milk without clogging sanitary infrastructure.
Lactose intolerance is actually a skill issue. If you drink milk regularly enough you will eventually just get the gut flora to be able to consume dairy products without dying. Just requires a strong mental willpower and like a month of subjecting yourself to pain.
 

Smelliest007

Emoom? Would.
Joined:  Feb 19, 2024
Lactose intolerance is actually a skill issue. If you drink milk regularly enough you will eventually just get the gut flora to be able to consume dairy products without dying. Just requires a strong mental willpower and like a month of subjecting yourself to pain.
Strong willpower to willingly shittarhea every meal. Weight loss was never easier.
 

Johnny Jambalaya

what
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Bruh, milk (real milk from an animal not some plant bastardization) is one of nature's few legit superfoods. If anything you're ruining the health benefits of the milk.
Superfood is a meaningless buzzword. Milk offers nothing that you can't get from other sources. Drink milk (I do) if you like it, don't drink it if you don't.
 

NeneLOVE

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A real man drinks directly from the breast
 
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