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People might complain about the diversity initiatives in GTA VI, but I for one appreciate that they're accurately depicting non-white people as being the most likely to be committing gang violence.

They already had an entire game of that:

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A Whites Only GTA game would simply not exist.

No wait, that's Mafia.

No wait, those were Italians.
 

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White people crime doesn't make for a very interesting game. They get shot a lot less and make a lot more money though so it seems like a fair trade if you ask me.
 

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White people crime doesn't make for a very interesting game. They get shot a lot less and make a lot more money though so it seems like a fair trade if you ask me.
What are you talking about? Supermarket Simulator is fun as hell. Those prices I set for toilet paper are legit illegal.

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Some final comments on the entire AC:Shadows cycle, since it'll be over in a week and completely forgotten as Ubisoft gets parted out.

It might be one of the worst games to watch someone else Stream. It's a boring watch, which is quite impressive. That doesn't always mean it's a terrible game to play, as not all mechanical feel translates well to streaming. That said, it's mechanically boring as well. So, as a game, it would have been a fine rental back in the day, and it'd probably only be remembered for some stellar world visuals.

But it isn't a rental era game. It's a Pay to Win game with a 70USD price tag. It's pretty wild how far Ubisoft has gotten where the only thing they're doing that's actually interesting is how much monetization they put in single player games. I guess they aren't Sony levels of bad at Live Service games, but, geez.

Oh, and it's far & away the most racist game every published by a major Western developer. The level of spite in the story for everyone represented is quite noticeable. @God's Strongest Dragoon absolutely nailed it with how much the staff hated players not choosing the female option, making it the only one that felt mechanically useful in the game. If some of the story wasn't neutered at some point in the process (you know it was worse at points in production), Japan would be well placed to recall their ambassador to Canada over this for a while.
 

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Imagine if Japan reestablishes its military and decides to go to war with Canada because this game
:whatastory:
 

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@God's Strongest Dragoon absolutely nailed it with how much the staff hated players not choosing the female option, making it the only one that felt mechanically useful in the game.
It's so hilarious that they introduce Yasuke at the start to tease brown boys to keep playing only to get like 9 hours of Naoe content before they can play as Yasuke again and even then, he can't even parkour properly or assassinate quietly.
Imagine if Japan reestablishes its military and decides to go to war with Canada because this game
:whatastory:
I'd settle for them kicking out the Canadian ambassador
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Some final comments on the entire AC:Shadows cycle, since it'll be over in a week and completely forgotten as Ubisoft gets parted out.

It might be one of the worst games to watch someone else Stream. It's a boring watch, which is quite impressive. That doesn't always mean it's a terrible game to play, as not all mechanical feel translates well to streaming. That said, it's mechanically boring as well. So, as a game, it would have been a fine rental back in the day, and it'd probably only be remembered for some stellar world visuals.

But it isn't a rental era game. It's a Pay to Win game with a 70USD price tag. It's pretty wild how far Ubisoft has gotten where the only thing they're doing that's actually interesting is how much monetization they put in single player games. I guess they aren't Sony levels of bad at Live Service games, but, geez.

Oh, and it's far & away the most racist game every published by a major Western developer. The level of spite in the story for everyone represented is quite noticeable. @God's Strongest Dragoon absolutely nailed it with how much the staff hated players not choosing the female option, making it the only one that felt mechanically useful in the game. If some of the story wasn't neutered at some point in the process (you know it was worse at points in production), Japan would be well placed to recall their ambassador to Canada over this for a while.
Haven't really seen any footage outside of here and blurbs. Anything you've seen in particular that screams extreme racism in the story, also how crazy is the pay to win?
 

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Honestly, a damn good price just for Pathfinder alone. Pseudoregalia and Darksiders 3 are nice too.
 

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It's so hilarious that they introduce Yasuke at the start to tease brown boys to keep playing only to get like 9 hours of Naoe content before they can play as Yasuke again and even then, he can't even parkour properly or assassinate quietly.

I'd settle for them kicking out the Canadian ambassador
:gigilaugh:
decent pay and he get's to leave canada you will have to fight a lot harder then you think.


Honestly, a damn good price just for Pathfinder alone. Pseudoregalia and Darksiders 3 are nice too.
Also Control if you somehow don't have it. Kill the Crows also looks fun. Thief of Thieves was ok. and PsudoRegalia looks like Mario 64 designed by people who understand how huge movement tech is in a 3D psudo platformer.
 

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Imagine if Japan reestablishes its military and decides to go to war with Canada because this game
:whatastory:
Personally I'd find it funnier if this makes Japan have bad relations with France (I know Ubisoft is mainly Canadian at this point, but it is seen as a French company). Imagine if Ubisoft's idiocy fucks over Japan and France's relationship and fucks over the manga fan subculture in France (that I've been told is larger than any other country except for Japan) .
 

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Haven't really seen any footage outside of here and blurbs. Anything you've seen in particular that screams extreme racism in the story, also how crazy is the pay to win?

Cohh showed the cash shop on stream before he quit playing the game
 

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Cohh showed the cash shop on stream before he quit playing the game

how in the hell does a battle pass in a singleplayer even work?
 

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