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CalciumAnimal

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Is it? this is in line with the speculation.


First they fixed the bots.

then the comic.

then minor updates.

the half life commentary thing.

seems like Valve is becoming active again.
 

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Hytale just got cancelled. Vintage Story wins again get fucked retards.
Shit was obvious when they started remaking the entire thing from the ground up and got bought out by riot.

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Hytale just got cancelled. Vintage Story wins again get fucked retards.
Shit was obvious when they started remaking the entire thing from the ground up and got bought out by riot.
I get haha lets all laugh at the game somehow outdone by fucking TROVE of all games.

But this sounds more like the dev team is perpetually fucking stupid if Riot was willing to put up with them for so long and still have nothing to show.


For those who forget Riot outside of league is making excellent games.


harvest moon with yordles


Mario 64 but in the Freljord



Top Down Arcade style thing im not even sure if this genre has a name.



Litterally just the Battlechasers dev's making Battle Chasers again.

Blame Hytale not riot for whatever the fuck this mess is. sounds like the guy got mad because his game isn't perfect.
 

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I get haha lets all laugh at the game somehow outdone by fucking TROVE of all games.

But this sounds more like the dev team is perpetually fucking stupid if Riot was willing to put up with them for so long and still have nothing to show.


For those who forget Riot outside of league is making excellent games.


harvest moon with yordles


Mario 64 but in the Freljord



Top Down Arcade style thing im not even sure if this genre has a name.



Litterally just the Battlechasers dev's making Battle Chasers again.

Blame Hytale not riot for whatever the fuck this mess is. sounds like the guy got mad because his game isn't perfect.

I don't blame riot, the hypixel people definitely have gorillions from their servers and they basically had a playable game when they dropped the first trailer. The retards could've dropped a beta and capitalized on minecraft's WEAKEST ever era and gone from there but decided to suck investor cock and spend nearly a decade doing fuck all.

I bring up VS because the lead dev tyron made the original Hytale terrain gen code, but the dude was smart enough to dip when he saw that the game was going nowhere. He instead spent the last decade actually making a game that is playable and good instead of wasting it on fucking nothing.
 
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I don't blame riot, the hypixel people definitely have gorillions from their servers and they basically had a playable game when they dropped the first trailer. The retards could've dropped a beta and capitalized on minecraft's WEAKEST ever era and gone from there but decided to suck investor cock and spend nearly a decade doing fuck all.
I can't imagine getting riots support staff money and branding and then just not releasing anything.


Is this the game dev equivalent of the 40 year old rich white virgin.
 

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Bah, wake me up when they update QuakeWorld Team Fortress.

Still waiting on the next update. Been nearly 27 years now...
 

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It's just Witcher 3 with less menu fiddling, timed quests, and more involved melee combat. Nimi will love this; I don't think I will. This looks so by the numbers, can Poles make something else?

While I have no faith in modern AAA studios the fact they give you a time limit like dead rising has me intrigued. If these negroes manage to pack a short game with enough variation so people play for weeks to see everything it has to offer they might have a classic in their hands. With that being said, I'm sure we're just gonna end up with meaningless bloat, meaningless variations in quests and 2 endings that you get with a single choice.
 

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If Valve doesn't put any new Australiums or rare items in the game to boost up Tour ticketsales for the microeconomy (which is the only reason they keep the game on life support), they are the dumbest apes to ever live.
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I have no idea what any of those words mean but I look forward to your disappointment.
 

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Bah, wake me up when they update QuakeWorld Team Fortress.

Still waiting on the next update. Been nearly 27 years now...
FortressOne was updated 2 years ago tho.:BijouBijou:
 

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I have no idea what any of those words mean but I look forward to your disappointment.
Mann VS Machine is the PVE gamemode released in 2012. There are two queues for this mode, Boot Camp (free) and Mann Up (requires a paid Tour Of Duty ticket to play, per round). Mann Up is the more popular queue because after each 'tour' (comprised of 4 'missions', I.E. 4 rounds), you receive itemdrops specific to the "Operation" you're playing.

Playing Two Cities (or Expert on the other Operations) is the most popular queue, because there is a super small chance the item you get dropped is an Australium. Australiums are basically shiny gold recolors of certain weapons in the game, and they are very sought after things. Some of them are worth hundreds of real-world dollars in the microeconomy.

Then, in any tour where Australiums can drop, there is also a significantly more rare chance that you could get the Golden Frying Pan drop, which is worth several thousands of real-world dollars (right now it looks like it's hovering around $7.5k).

There is an entire community centered around grinding this gamemode to gamble on Australium drops and attempting to get Gold Pans. The last time MVM was updated was 12 years ago, in 2013. There was only ever one release batch of Australiums, and ever since, people have been begging for more. And now, Valve is finally doing a community MVM update.

Valve only keeps TF2 on life support for its' microeconomy. If they do not add new Australiums, then the big influx of new players doing Mann Up tours and receiving Aussies will tank the prices of the currently existing ones. It is basically requesting that they do the bare minimum for the gamemode and its' economy (which is what they care about).

Unless, of course, they only add the new maps to the free Boot Camp mode. Which would be the biggest copout in existence.

TF2's shitty Casual Mode matchmaker (game coordinator) also is running on/is based on MVM's. People are hoping that maybe Valve will touch up the broken systems and improve the game since they are now touching MVM after 13 years, but that's probably a pipedream.
 

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Mann VS Machine is the PVE gamemode released in 2012. There are two queues for this mode, Boot Camp (free) and Mann Up (requires a paid Tour Of Duty ticket to play, per round). Mann Up is the more popular queue because after each 'tour' (comprised of 4 'missions', I.E. 4 rounds), you receive itemdrops specific to the "Operation" you're playing.

Playing Two Cities (or Expert on the other Operations) is the most popular queue, because there is a super small chance the item you get dropped is an Australium. Australiums are basically shiny gold recolors of certain weapons in the game, and they are very sought after things. Some of them are worth hundreds of real-world dollars in the microeconomy.

Then, in any tour where Australiums can drop, there is also a significantly more rare chance that you could get the Golden Frying Pan drop, which is worth several thousands of real-world dollars (right now it looks like it's hovering around $7.5k).

There is an entire community centered around grinding this gamemode to gamble on Australium drops and attempting to get Gold Pans. The last time MVM was updated was 12 years ago, in 2013. There was only ever one release batch of Australiums, and ever since, people have been begging for more. And now, Valve is finally doing a community MVM update.

Valve only keeps TF2 on life support for its' microeconomy. If they do not add new Australiums, then the big influx of new players doing Mann Up tours and receiving Aussies will tank the prices of the currently existing ones. It is basically requesting that they do the bare minimum for the gamemode.

Unless, of course, they only add the new maps to the free Boot Camp mode. Which would be the biggest copout in existence.

TF2's shitty Casual Mode matchmaker (game coordinator) also is running on/is based on MVM's. People are hoping that maybe Valve will touch up the broken sytems and improve the game since they are now touching MVM after 13 years, but that's probably a pipedream.
When God's Strongest Dragoon said he didn't know what any of the words in your post meant I don't think he was asking for an explanation of what they did mean, let alone in a longform essay format.
 

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When God's Strongest Dragoon said he didn't know what any of the words in your post meant I don't think he was asking for an explanation of what they did mean, let alone in a longform essay format.
I don't care. I wanted to type it anyway.
 

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Mann VS Machine is the PVE gamemode released in 2012. There are two queues for this mode, Boot Camp (free) and Mann Up (requires a paid Tour Of Duty ticket to play, per round). Mann Up is the more popular queue because after each 'tour' (comprised of 4 'missions', I.E. 4 rounds), you receive itemdrops specific to the "Operation" you're playing.

Playing Two Cities (or Expert on the other Operations) is the most popular queue, because there is a super small chance the item you get dropped is an Australium. Australiums are basically shiny gold recolors of certain weapons in the game, and they are very sought after things. Some of them are worth hundreds of real-world dollars in the microeconomy.

Then, in any tour where Australiums can drop, there is also a significantly more rare chance that you could get the Golden Frying Pan drop, which is worth several thousands of real-world dollars (right now it looks like it's hovering around $7.5k).

There is an entire community centered around grinding this gamemode to gamble on Australium drops and attempting to get Gold Pans. The last time MVM was updated was 12 years ago, in 2013. There was only ever one release batch of Australiums, and ever since, people have been begging for more. And now, Valve is finally doing a community MVM update.

Valve only keeps TF2 on life support for its' microeconomy. If they do not add new Australiums, then the big influx of new players doing Mann Up tours and receiving Aussies will tank the prices of the currently existing ones. It is basically requesting that they do the bare minimum for the gamemode and its' economy (which is what they care about).

Unless, of course, they only add the new maps to the free Boot Camp mode. Which would be the biggest copout in existence.

TF2's shitty Casual Mode matchmaker (game coordinator) also is running on/is based on MVM's. People are hoping that maybe Valve will touch up the broken sytems and improve the game since they are now touching MVM after 13 years, but that's probably a pipedream.
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When God's Strongest Dragoon said he didn't know what any of the words in your post meant I don't think he was asking for an explanation of what they did mean, let alone in a longform essay format.
if the janny didn't i would have.
 
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