Vidya Games Thread

[Aquatic Novellite]

A new Command and Conquer

C&C Legions has been announced two years ago

 

[UberSoldat]

C&C Legions has been announced two years ago

A new mainline Command and Conquer

 

[RestlessRain]

Name one thing in this world more unlikely than Half Life 3 coming out

Nolan holding a job for more than a month.

 

[agility_]

Name one thing in this world more unlikely than Half Life 3 coming out

A complete, good game.

 

[Thomas Talus]

Name one thing in this world more unlikely than Half Life 3 coming out

Silksong

 

[Brosnan Pierce Brosnan]

Super Mario Bros 4 will never come out

 

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A

 

[CalciumAnimal]

Super Mario Bros 4 will never come out

Donkey Kong Donkey Kong Jr Donkey Kong 3 Mario Bros.

Alternatively Super Mario Advance 1-4

Mario Party 1-24

Mario Kart 1-16

Mario Tennis 1-7

think i proved my point.

 

[Brosnan Pierce Brosnan]

Donkey Kong Donkey Kong Jr Donkey Kong 3 Mario Bros.

Alternatively Super Mario Advance 1-4

Mario Party 1-24

Mario Kart 1-16

Mario Tennis 1-7

think i proved my point.

Yeah Nintendo will go to Valve esque lengths not to make a sequel

 

[Smelliest007]

New Dungeon Chill

 

[angry sushi]

Name one thing in this world more unlikely than Half Life 3 coming out

Brink remastered

 

[Brosnan Pierce Brosnan]

Blinx remastered

 

[agility_]

Super Mario 3 was a nuanced masterpiece. I realized this as soon as I began playing the first New Super Mario on DS.

 

[Smelliest007]

Epic Games Store (@EpicGames): "Announcing Relooted: an Africanfuturist heist game where you reclaim real African looted artifacts from Western museums. Wishlist it now! http://epic.gm/relooted" | nitter.poast.org | Ghostarchive

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Kangmin Lee | 이강민 (@kangminjlee): "Making a game about black people stealing??? Kek" | nitter.poast.org | Ghostarchive

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Epic Games Store (@EpicGames): "Announcing Relooted: an Africanfuturist heist game where you reclaim real African looted artifacts from Western museums. Wishlist it now! http://epic.gm/relooted" | nitter.poast.org | Ghostarchive

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Kangmin Lee | 이강민 (@kangminjlee): "Making a game about black people stealing??? Kek" | nitter.poast.org | Ghostarchive

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That game is getting gloriously ragged on all over, it's beautiful.

 

[CalciumAnimal]

Ill say it again.

CAPTAIN PLANET HAD MORE BALLS

 

[PleaseCheckYourReceipts]

Epic Games Store (@EpicGames): "Announcing Relooted: an Africanfuturist heist game where you reclaim real African looted artifacts from Western museums. Wishlist it now! http://epic.gm/relooted" | nitter.poast.org | Ghostarchive

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Kangmin Lee | 이강민 (@kangminjlee): "Making a game about black people stealing??? Kek" | nitter.poast.org | Ghostarchive

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One of the better bits is that most of the historical artifacts in Western museums are from NE Africa and the Red Sea trading routes. So not is it only on-the-nose racial stereotyping, it also manages to be focused on the theft of goods none of them have any actual historical relationship with.

Though, somewhere in the mix, I saw a note of a few interesting mechanics in the game, which probably means it was a good idea and it got so slapped by the DEI Consultants that this resulted.

Edit: The Comment Winner.

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I guess the one thing we've really taken away from the DEI Era is that pre-2000 "questionable/offensive racial depictions" were clearly anything but. I didn't expect the Progressives to actually bring back Minstrel Shows.

 

[Hotdogs Aplenty]

A true African game would be an adventure to throw a coke bottle off the edge of the Earth before it destroys your tribe.

 

[RestlessRain]

A true African game would be an adventure to throw a coke bottle off the edge of the Earth before it destroys your tribe.

A true African game would be Mud Hut Simulator, you gotta build and decorate your mud hut but all your relatives always come around and take everything off you so you always have to keep starting from scratch. Oh, and the keybindings keep on changing randomly so you're always clumsy moving to help simulate having to work with sub-70 IQ.