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God's Strongest Dragoon

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but then how will i trap them in rooms with no doors! Windows or presumably air!

Know what I feel strongly enough to make this clear.

I think the solution to the alphabet mob is not less inclusion but more. Once they are fully part of the horrible machine instead of "victims" they lose any ground to stand on their arguments die and people will see them as they really are.

it happened with the gays just as an example they got what they wanted and now have zero excuse for being shitty people (well except marriage i guess)

You got rights and your still whining? We catered to your idiotic demands and you still act this way. ect.
We already did this. They wanted to be in women's sports and they ended up completely dominating, absolutely obliterating long-standing records, and even delivering immense beatings on women in boxing. They wanted to be in women's bathrooms and they started raping the women in there, which is how Virginia had their Democrat governor replaced with a Republican governor as that became a central focus of their gubernatorial 2022 election. They asked to let people recognize their pronouns and then they pushed it to making it illegal to misgender someone in Canada. They've proven that giving them what they want is a mistake.

Play time is over and the leader of the most powerful country in the free world has just recited the YWNBAW meme this week.
 

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We already did this. They wanted to be in women's sports and they ended up completely dominating, absolutely obliterating long-standing records, and even delivering immense beatings on women in boxing. They wanted to be in women's bathrooms and they started raping the women in there, which is how Virginia had their Democrat governor replaced with a Republican governor as that became a central focus of their gubernatorial 2022 election. They asked to let people recognize their pronouns and then they pushed it to making it illegal to misgender someone in Canada.

Play time is over and the leader of the most powerful country in the free world has just recited the YWNBAW meme this week.

Additionally, this country is a Yamanba loving country, with all the entertainment and inclusion and white guilt and affirmative action for decades and decades.

Appealing to Yamanbas did not stop them from acting like Yamanbas, it has just emboldened them, and the general public has just continued to kneel to the Yamanba, with more and more "representation." The victim mentality has not gone away, and people have not stopped appealing to them.

Time for a change.
 

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Ubisoft Connect is not required to be installed to play Shadows if you bought it on Steam, so that won't be the case. There might be some that bought it on Ubisoft Connect or Epic Games Store but I doubt those are substantial numbers, especially with those on Ubisoft Connect likely trying Ubisoft+ for $18/month to play the game.

I'm pretty sure the only ones on the launcher would be normally Ubisoft+ members anyway. The launcher is used for a few games (I have it for Trackmania), but I'm pretty sure Steam is still where most would directly buy it on PC.

Turns out game reviewers have no idea what people want. But that's nothing new.

I think this is especially true of a game like inZoi that's targeting an entirely different demographic to the normal. You only have to look at vtubers spending 5 hours picking their outfits to realize it is not about how much gamified bullshit there is in the game, but about playing with dolls.

Amazingly, the roach lord spent over 30 minutes making his character. Even he could get into it, which goes to show how good it is.

I think there's and untapped market for "game toys" that devs are slowly discovering. I've seen a couple of games that are just small sandboxes that let you do whatever. The most recent I saw was one that let you build a cyberpunk city and you can customize it to your heart's content.

It's like Maxis was never wrong. I just realize somehow, even EA couldn't kill Maxis. Broke its legs, sure, but the concepts were so strong they are still standing nearly 30 years after EA acquired them. That's wild.

I am more surprised this hasn't become a genre already, given how long people can spend customizing themselves on games where you don't even end up seeing your character. Case in point: the dark souls games.

It normally goes through cycles as games you won't come across. There's been a bunch of mobile and Facebook style ones. Knew a guy that made a stupid amount of money designing clothes in one in the 2010s. Some of those weird MMOs attempts were wild.

I'd say it's a case of rediscovering. Will Wright used to call all of the classic Maxis titles "software toys" instead of video games because he liked the idea of intrinsic play/satisfaction as distinct from extrinsically imposed goals. It's a cool design philosophy, it just feels like there aren't a lot of toy ideas other than virtual dollhouse and city builder.

Will has dropped off in gaming public visibility, but he's one of the single most important game devs ever. He just didn't get his name accidently stuck on one of the biggest franchises in history.



Eh, I'll just say it. The entire problem is pure cowardice. It can be logical to keep your head down and do the "both side"-ism, but Both Side-ism is always intellectually & morally dishonest. That's what ends up grating on people. This is why the Roach Lord is at the top. Not always the smartest tool in the shed and possibly the single most pragmatic streamer around, but he'll actually confront topics head-on. AC:Shadows is slathered in racism & bigotry from the Devs, but the key problem that causes is it means they weren't actually investing in the game as a game. It makes a bad product. That's why the industry reacted so violently to Sweat Baby Detected, because the association meant terrible quality. Terrible quality games don't get word of mouth, which kills the long-term sales. It's quite easy to explain, but it takes confronting reality.
 
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It's like Maxis was never wrong. I just realize somehow, even EA couldn't kill Maxis. Broke its legs, sure, but the concepts were so strong they are still standing nearly 30 years after EA acquired them. That's wild.
If you look at modern city-building games, they are so close to the original SimCity that it's actually crazy. This is a genre that's had basically no breakthrough changes since 1989.
 

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If you look at modern city-building games, they are so close to the original SimCity that it's actually crazy. This is a genre that's had basically no breakthrough changes since 1989.

I just realized that not only do most people in gaming (or here) have any memory of that time, but also weren't even born yet, and I'm ready to do a flip.
 

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Oh yeah, Schedule I hit 319k concurrent on Saturday. This is an absolute & certified smash hit.
 

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Oh yeah, Schedule I hit 319k concurrent on Saturday. This is an absolute & certified smash hit.
To elaborate, that makes it the 40th highest peak player count in Steam's history, putting it in the same ballpark as Destiny 2 (316k), Starfield (330k) and Monster Hunter: World (334k).

Comparing it to other huge indie Smash hits:
Balatro only peaked at 43,905 players and by owner estimations from Steamdb, that sold somewhere between 2.68M to 5.12M on Steam.
Lethal Company peaked at 240,817 players and by owner estimations, sold between 14.48M to 17.12M on Steam.

Obviously these owner estimations are to be taken with a huge grain of salt because they seem rather high but anything close to a third of those numbers being right is still a colossally retarded amount of sales.

The gaming industry literally just got 1 guy'd.
 
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To elaborate, that makes it the 40th highest peak player count in Steam's history, putting it in the same ballpark as Destiny 2 (316k), Starfield (330k) and Monster Hunter: World (334k).

Comparing it to other huge indie Smash hits:
Balatro only peaked at 43,905 players and by owner estimations from Steamdb, that sold somewhere between 2.68M to 5.12M on Steam.
Lethal Company peaked at 240,817 players and by owner estimations, sold between 14.48M to 17.12M on Steam.

Obviously these owner estimations are to be taken with a huge grain of salt because they seem rather high but anything close to a third of those numbers being right is still a colossally retarded amount of sales.

The gaming industry literally just got 1 guy'd.
Balatro launch on Mobile in Sep 24, and had already generated 4.4 million in revenue in 2 months. It's also on Apple Arcade, so Apple is also paying them something as well. That's just the mobile launch. It's sold over 5 million copies in the first year, but that's over all platforms and directly from the publisher. So the Steam Spy estimate of 2.68 million steam copies is probably more accurate for this one. The game seems to have an extremely high Review to Sale ratio.

Thankfully, the developer himself really helps with this.
  • One of the moments that sticks out to me is the moment I first checked the Steam page for sales. I checked this page for the first time a couple hours after launch almost on a whim, not expecting to see any sales information yet, and we had already sold 50,000 copies on Steam. The numbers on that page made no sense. This was meant for just a few of my friends and yet somehow all these strangers chose to buy it. The revenue on that page after just a couple hours was over $600,000, far more money than I’ve made in my entire life. By the end of launch day, Balatro has sold 119,000 units on Steam alone.

Balatro Development Timeline.

Balatro had a day 1 concurrent peak of 23,636. Good for a solid 5x of Day 1 concurrent sales. Schedule 1 peaked at 68,570 concurrent on day 1. At a 5x, that's 342,000 copies sold on day 1. It's probably not that high, given the way things generally scale. But the safe assumption is that it passed 250k sales on day 1. It's cleared 1 million in sales by this weekend. No game has less than 3x of sales online at the same time (that's sold over a dozen copies). Now, it's likely to slow down a bit but keep selling along (it's the flavor of the month in a couple of spots), but it'll clear 2 million in sales by the end of the month. This game is probably going to get 1-2 more bites at the apple when they roll out bigger updates. It's already more profitable than AC:Shadows will ever be and will almost assuredly outsell it in real numbers by the end of the year. Ubisoft is running on fumes at this point.



The industry is almost always "1 guy'd". Basically every major innovation is 1-3 designers coming up with something special. The size of the team they're in is pretty irrespective of that. Also, Schedule 1 is a Breaking Bad simulator, which seems like a damn obvious game someone should have made. Though Drug Lord Simulator (or something to that effect) last year seems to have come somewhat close.
 

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I am more surprised this hasn't become a genre already, given how long people can spend customizing themselves on games where you don't even end up seeing your character. Case in point: the dark souls games.

What do you mean? I spend 50 minutes finely detailing every contour of my character in Elden Souls IV: Shadow of the Scholar of the Armored Core so I can put a full face helmet on 15 minutes in once I farm the BiS headpiece for my build and never remove it, knowing that my beautifully crafted face is forever protected from being devalued through the rampant fucking I get from every boss in the game.

I just realized that not only do most people in gaming (or here) have any memory of that time, but also weren't even born yet, and I'm ready to do a flip.

The pain of the aged.

What the fuck was worth remembering at 4 years old though?



So I can't help but notice Hogwarts Legacy is on a pretty big sale and I just have to ask: How many troons will end up dead if I buy it? (Also any opinions on if it's actually good or not.)
 

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Now, it's likely to slow down a bit but keep selling along (it's the flavor of the month in a couple of spots), but it'll clear 2 million in sales by the end of the month.
Schedule 1 just now hit 413,314 when it peaked 319,461 yesterday. This is fucking ridiculous, it just picked up nearly 100k peak player count while it's valley between now and yesterday was 151,649, more than twice that of Shadows. This 1 game just outdid Starfield, Monster Hunter: World, Destiny 2, Throne and Liberty, and Hitman 2. It has jumped up 11 spots in highest peak count as it is now at #29.
So I can't help but notice Hogwarts Legacy is on a pretty big sale and I just have to ask: How many troons will end up dead if I buy it? (Also any opinions on if it's actually good or not.)
Troon deaths? None
Troon psychic damage? Cataclysmic
Game Quality? Alright, actually feels like an older game from the 2000s in design with it being mainly a collect-a-thon and the way combat is designed. If you never watched Harry Potter, eh? If you enjoy Harry Potter, definitely pick it up.
 

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Troon deaths? None
Troon psychic damage? Cataclysmic
Game Quality? Alright, actually feels like an older game from the 2000s in design with it being mainly a collect-a-thon and the way combat is designed. If you never watched Harry Potter, eh? If you enjoy Harry Potter, definitely pick it up.

Man, doesn't even kill a single troon? Why were they all losing their shit over it, I thought buying the game was tantamount to murder with how vehemently these fucking rats were squeaking over the game.

I'm not a superfan of the series by any means, but I don't dislike them either, was curious if there was anything to the game since it looks alright and I've seen some kind of meme clips but if it's just kind of eh then I won't bother, just that it's at $20 and I figure that's cheap enough that if I ever wanted to buy it that's the price I'd be willing to pay.
 

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What the fuck was worth remembering at 4 years old though?

That time when I was playing with my Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle action figures in a sandbox with another kid.

I lost one of them, don't know how. I think it may have been Bebop. Was a bummer.
 

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I can remember a dream I had when I was four

I was in the Post Apocalyptic wasteland and ran into a girl, she took me with her a ways to a shack. Inside the shack was Blaster from Mad Max who was giving out tattoos. The girl I was with was going to get one. I however refused and because of this Blaster enraged bit into my skull like it was a marshmallow
 

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That time when I was playing with my Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle action figures in a sandbox with another kid.

I lost one of them, don't know how. I think it may have been Bebop. Was a bummer.

Man, must be nice to have relatively innocuous memories of young childhood. My surviving memories from when I was that young are:

- Being told the family dog was going to have to die because he was so old
- Trying to slide under a chain I strung over the slide and accidentally 'hanging' myself, only being noticed and saved when I was starting to lose consciousness
- The convenience store across the street from my house exploding in the night with such force it threw burning debris through my window

No wonder I'm such a stable and well adjusted individual!
 

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Anyone that has been gaming long enough knows that the Sims holds a strong position in an unchallenged niche. Everyone loves it because it's a dollhouse sim that lets you dress up the dolls while letting you play around with interior design and designing house plans.
Well, almost everyone.

I distinctly recall the occasional case of seethe by gaming journalists in the early 2000s about how dare there being a game catering to the female market and why won't women play real games instead? Bitches.

Different breed of gaming journalists back then, but the exact same seethe, just at different things.
Not saying you're incorrect, but do you recall any examples?
Been twenty years, so I'm afraid not, or not on the quick, at any rate. I'll try looking whether I can find it again, tho'.
 
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Well, almost everyone.

I distinctly recall the occasional case of seethe by gaming journalists in the early 2000s about how dare there being a game catering to the female market and why won't women play real games instead? Bitches.

Different breed of gaming journalists back then, but the exact same seethe, just at different things.

Back when game journos were closeted.
 

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What do you mean? I spend 50 minutes finely detailing every contour of my character in Elden Souls IV: Shadow of the Scholar of the Armored Core so I can put a full face helmet on 15 minutes in once I farm the BiS headpiece for my build and never remove it, knowing that my beautifully crafted face is forever protected from being devalued through the rampant fucking I get from every boss in the game.



The pain of the aged.

What the fuck was worth remembering at 4 years old though?



So I can't help but notice Hogwarts Legacy is on a pretty big sale and I just have to ask: How many troons will end up dead if I buy it? (Also any opinions on if it's actually good or not.)
Member berry memories of going to arcades and playing games like Time Crisis and Xmen vs Street Fighter.
 

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Well, almost everyone.

I distinctly recall the occasional case of seethe by gaming journalists in the early 2000s about how dare there being a game catering to the female market and why won't women play real games instead? Bitches.

Different breed of gaming journalists back then, but the exact same seethe, just at different things.

I... don't recall this. I remember just general chatter among gamers mocking the women attracted to playing the Sims, saying they will only play games if it's a dollhouse simulator, but not any articles in gaming magazines seething about it.

Not saying you're incorrect, but do you recall any examples?
 

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Member berry memories of going to arcades and playing games like Time Crisis and Xmen vs Street Fighter.

I mean yeah, all the good old arcade classics but I have very profound memories of some arcade cabinets way in the back room of the big old arcade downtown that didn't have all the flashy, popular, 'modern' games but had a bunch of unusual and experimental things. Like one game where you moved a cursor around the screen and tried to draw lines to fill in boxes of the screen before the lines were struck by bouncing projectiles, and if you successfully drew closed boxes without the lines getting broken it would reveal more and more of pictures of naked women.

Unsupervised arcades sure were a fucking hoot, I learned a lot about anatomy, timing and patience!
 

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