The Virtual Asylum Gets First Hitpiece, VICE Attempts Chuubagate

[Brosnan Pierce Brosnan]

I seriously want Rushia in Phase

 

[Laidho]

I seriously want Rushia in Phase

Sinder too, please.

 

[Saturnus]

Next time, you'll have to submit your joke for approval to the council.

I get a feeling that letting my jokes go through the approval of the Council won't do too well. Y'know because of the whole 2 people thing, votes like that should at least have 3 people.

 

[NotDecatto]

I get a feeling that letting my jokes go through the approval of the Council won't do too well. Y'know because of the whole 2 people thing, votes like that should at least have 3 people.

Getting 3 out of 3 is always out of reach, or else you would have consumed your Pomu standee by now.

 

[El Chupacabra]

...What else are you supposed to do with a standee?

 

[Hotdogs Aplenty]

The council is not amused

 

[Kamehameheilhitler]

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The council is not amused

Why is there a jigaboo on the council?

 

[verxis]

Anal Violence keeps writing those VTuber articles and this time even Phase Connect and Pippa are name dropped. Big fan, apparently.

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This is why troons need to be gatekept.

 

[Xuhle]

Chairman doesnt have clipping enabled but Klaus made a surprise apperance.

Oh the irony of them going after lolipop, and calling them pedos while he cant leave kids alone.

 

[verxis]

Chairman doesnt have clipping enabled but Klaus made a surprise apperance.
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Oh the irony of them going after lolipop, and calling them pedos while he cant leave kids alone.

At least the company isn't listening to this troon schizo.

 

[Inquisitor_MachinaVT]

WERE YOU NOT DONE TALKING ABOUT HER?????

 

[Phantasm]

WERE YOU NOT DONE TALKING ABOUT HER?????
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Can't a imagine a more miserable fate can he? I can and it won't stop talking about Kirsche

 

[Clown Penis]

Can't a imagine a more miserable fate can he? I can and it won't stop talking about Kirsche

Well, let's briefly examine the current fates of Bint and Kirsche.

Bint:

• SEAman (probably a Flip).
• Truly and Honestly employed doing marketing on the Internet (unemployed).
• Terminally online, has hundred of tweets/queefs (blue pedotwitter) daily.
• Eternally seething at those dang dirty White People.
• Thought a tranny was going to be his ticket to be famous on the Internet as a righteous leftist fag crusader.
• Intimately familiar with the best spots in Davao for artisinal, cruelty-free, vegan, free-range pagpag.
• Is not, in fact, a winner; he hitched his moped to a fucking tranny and predictably it backfired intensely because said tranny is a massive creeper and sexpest.
• Stated he was done talking about Kirsche; less than 11 hours later he's tweeting about Kirsche.
• Does not have the support of the VTuber community, outside of the usual sections of the sphere.
• Known to be an unpleasant, angry fag, that will seethe as he lies, misconstrues, and spins narratives out of his ass.

Kirsche:

• Innawoods.
• Innabunker.
• Literally strawberries outside; she can just take them home.
• Sweet KRISS Vector.
• Expired MREs.
• Functional internet.
• Laughed at exceptionally-retarded tranny journoscum and friends' seething smear campaign being derailed by their massive incompetence and wildly unpalatable past histories.
• Beloved jiggly-wiggly retard woman.
• Also known as Adolf Titler.

 

[MerelyTourist]

Well, let's briefly examine the current fates of Bint and Kirsche.

Bint:

• SEAman (probably a Flip).
• Truly and Honestly employed doing marketing on the Internet (unemployed).
• Terminally online, has hundred of tweets/queefs (blue pedotwitter) daily.
• Eternally seething at those dang dirty White People.
• Thought a tranny was going to be his ticket to be famous on the Internet as a righteous leftist fag crusader.
• Intimately familiar with the best spots in Davao for artisinal, cruelty-free, vegan, free-range pagpag.
• Is not, in fact, a winner; he hitched his moped to a fucking tranny and predictably it backfired intensely because said tranny is a massive creeper and sexpest.
• Stated he was done talking about Kirsche; less than 11 hours later he's tweeting about Kirsche.
• Does not have the support of the VTuber community, outside of the usual sections of the sphere.
• Known to be an unpleasant, angry fag, that will seethe as he lies, misconstrues, and spins narratives out of his ass.

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Kirsche:

• Innawoods.
• Innabunker.
• Literally strawberries outside; she can just take them home.
• Sweet KRISS Vector.
• Expired MREs.
• Functional internet.
• Laughed at exceptionally-retarded tranny journoscum and friends' seething smear campaign being derailed by their massive incompetence and wildly unpalatable past histories.
• Beloved jiggly-wiggly retard woman.
• Also known as Adolf Titler.

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You forgot: earns more in one stream than bint, nyarЪ and analЪ violencЪ together in a month.

 

[Azehara]

Oh God, imagine Valens was actually a Phase "fan," though? It would be so fucking over. It is a bit strange to drop Phase Connect twice (well, thrice) in an article after all that happened. Is this grift prep?

I'm gonna be optimistic here that Valens isn't (smart enough to be) some mastermind trying to send a secret message or start ingratiating themselves with the culture before coming back for more. Maybe bait, at the worst. But I also can't really figure out another way to read it.

Ana can't be a Phase fan. Phase's talents all like the same kind of shit Ana called VAllure out for. Even the ultra lefty ones like Clara and Hime are into shit that Ana has called out before like Loli/Shota.

Valens has continuously proven to know very little about the VTubing scene, and all these mentions in the article are of people in the space who are outwardly very popular and have broken into mainstream consciousness a couple of times in their careers.

It feels like pulling notable names out of a hat to feign a sense that the author knows what they're talking about and is familiar with the subject they cover. This has a two-fold purpose: to legitimize Valens as someone knowledgeable about VTubers and to potentially farm a little goodwill from the people/organizations covered in the article.

Seems that way. Probably asked ChatGPT for the name of popular EN Vtubers.

Anal Violence's "Hello There Fellow VTuber Fans" article is presumably already getting pushback for his crime of daring to utter the name of the evil racist pink rabbit. I say presumably because blue twitter is such a shitfuck it seems I'm not allowed to look at anything that's already been labeled as meanspeech wrongthink.

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Hope Ana's side tears him a new asshole for daring to say something "positive" about Pippa. Nothing makes me smile inside like seeing people like this tear each other apart.

It's Biboosex from the cringe thread.

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I love how little engagement these people get in BlueSky. It truly is a shitty echo chamber filled with the same 20 idiots in a circlejerk updooting their own shit.

Chairman doesnt have clipping enabled but Klaus made a surprise apperance.
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Oh the irony of them going after lolipop, and calling them pedos while he cant leave kids alone.

The irony of this. And him being a femboy and trying to call out AdvancedGG is even better.

WERE YOU NOT DONE TALKING ABOUT HER?????
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Oh look just when I thought this femboy had moved on to try to schizo out about Asmongold (because he can get some semblance of support from the other Hasan retards), I guess he is back to bitching and moaning. Goes to show how pathetic these people are when they dont even manage to keep their own words. Ana bitched about leaving Twitter and Bluesky, 5 days after deleting Twitter he was back. Few hours after saying he wouldn't post on BlueSky he forgot his larp that someone was managing his account.

You forgot: earns more in one stream than bint, nyarЪ and analЪ violencЪ together in a month.

I think you mean Year.

 

[Italian Raccoon]

You forgot: earns more in one stream than bint, nyarЪ and analЪ violencЪ together in a month.

If you added Rin to that list it'd still be true.

 

[Kuri Rinji]

WERE YOU NOT DONE TALKING ABOUT HER?????
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She may have gained significant extra support, both financially and in the acquisition of new fans. She may be constantly streaming with a positive and jolly attitude, but in reality, she's miserable and unhappy.

Rather, not happy in the way Bint would approve of.

 

[John Vtuber👁️]

>Makes more money than she has subs

...So much for this not being about making sure she's broke and dead on the streets?

She will never have the support of the VTuber community!
She will never be the new Iron Mouse!
She will never be taken seriously as anything other than a LITERAL NAZI

So surely, she'll vanish completely because of how ABSOLUTELY MISERABLE she is, right? Any moment now!

 

[Hff201]

Pictured: Kirsche's miserable fate after losing to Bint.

 

[Italian Raccoon]

Crosspost from KF; Thafnine is claiming that Gamersupps has dropped Kirsche and has been celebrating it in his discord channel. The posts about her getting dropped are from today, while the other posts are from 10 days ago, when she removed her badge from her Twitter account and her Gamersupps code is still functional.


Here are some other slightly related screenshots, his community despises Kirsche.

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Mod Edit:

kirsche just re-confirmed she's not dropped, lol