The Nolan Crush Memorial Post Dump and Lolcow Thread

[Brosnan Pierce Brosnan]

Nolan is trying to speedrun on the TVtrope forums again. What is the topic about? OF COURSE IT IS NAZI!!!!

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Pretty sure TVtrope Admin will ban him sooner or later

Also check it out, he is again being super passive aggressive to the mod. It's like the same joke 1000 times with the same setup and same punchline. But its always hilarious. How does he do it

 

[Negronald Trump]

Nolan is trying to speedrun on the TVtrope forums again. What is the topic about? OF COURSE IT IS NAZI!!!!

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Pretty sure TVtrope Admin will ban him sooner or later

Sheit, now I wanna know what they were arguing.

 

[God's Strongest Dragoon]

Let me just say, the worst part about it is that Nolan didn't even cared her sister killed herself that day, he was more concerned about someone else. It's like when his sister died he was like "good riddance bitch, now I can LMAO in peace". It was after people started shitting on him and how he can garner sympathy points online by using her sister's death did he start giving a shit about her. Like, "stop proving I'm retarded, my sister killed herself" just easily omitting the part where he used her as a punching bag whenever his tardrage takes over. This kind of thing makes me lose any faith Nolan would ever change, he doesn't want to change but he wants the whole world to acknowledge his greatness.

What a narcissistic, autistic retard.

I think it's worth discussing that post again. We were all focused on the fact that he made the post the day after his sister died and how nonchalantly he regarded his sister's passing. What we didn't discuss enough was that he mentioned "she tried to kill herself AGAIN". I found the blogspot post he made on the day his sister died, indicating that the last attempt was 3 years prior (2017).

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He posted about the time he combo'd his sister and then went to self-flagellated himself, which he claims took place in 2018. However @Seth found a post where he admitted to screaming at his sister, calling her a cunt, and then hitting her.

He made that post on November 17th, 2017.

 

[niggaphil]

I think it's worth discussing that post again. We were all focused on the fact that he made the post the day after his sister died and how nonchalantly he regarded his sister's passing. What we didn't discuss enough was that he mentioned "she tried to kill herself AGAIN". I found the blogspot post he made on the day his sister died, indicating that the last attempt was 3 years prior (2017).
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He posted about the time he combo'd his sister and then went to self-flagellated himself, which he claims took place in 2018. However @Seth found a post where he admitted to screaming at his sister, calling her a cunt, and then hitting her.

He made that post on November 17th, 2017.

Nolan: God Damn my sister just passed away today, Let me shitposts on the MLP blogspot at the same day and LMAO!!!!!!! also, let me post some CLOPPING picture!


Now Nolan is schizo posting on twitter, replying those post from July 2024....

 

[Awoogers]

@Awoogers How do you feel when one of the biggest tard, Nolan Crush is fiercely defending your Kamioshi?

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He must be a bigger fan and know your oshi more than you, you filthy FLIP!!!

i feel like saying slurs

 

[Negronald Trump]

i feel like saying slurs

 

[niggaphil]

In a nice weekend, Nolan decided to schizo-debate with the twitter about leftism in Vtuber:

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Of course he needs to attack Kirche relentlessly because Nolan being Nolan:

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Also, NUMBERFAGGING about KIRCHE because she is IRRELEVANT!!!!

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Not Sure who is this Vtuber (please educate me), but Nolan decided to SIMP for her, and wanna have have sex with her

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He vented in the MLP blogspot, but without specifying the story behind it. I guess the story is somewhere in the degenerate discord server:

I guess this schizo is make shit up to make him innocent.

 

[Awoogers]

In a nice weekend, Nolan decided to schizo-debate with the twitter about leftism in Vtuber:

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Of course he needs to attack Kirche relentlessly because Nolan being Nolan:

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Also, NUMBERFAGGING about KIRCHE because she is IRRELEVANT!!!!

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Not Sure who is this Vtuber (please educate me), but Nolan decided to SIMP for her, and wanna have have sex with her

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He vented in the MLP blogspot, but without specifying the story behind it. I guess the story is somewhere in the degenerate discord server:

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I guess this schizo is make shit up to make him innocent.

Didn't proctor say that koshers CCV the other day was like 4k why is he not buying that sweet sweet clout

 

[Negronald Trump]

Didn't proctor say that koshers CCV the other day was like 4k why is he not buying that sweet sweet clout

Let me just say, Nolan's a retarded, narcissistic, low-IQ coomer. Him only focusing on the subs when most of Kirsche's audience watches her live, never mind that she has a TON (geddit? Cos she's FAT) of sponsors and has a Waifu cup with Gamersupps means she's bringing in people who has the money to buy her merch. But alas, Nolan doesn't care or believe that Kirsche is popular because MUH SUB NOOMBAS!!! thus any other argument is invalid to him. Such is the mind of an autistic, ragetarding brony from Ohio.

 

[Phantasm]

Not Sure who is this Vtuber (please educate me), but Nolan decided to SIMP for her, and wanna have have sex with her

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Someone needs to let Crush know that his face is a total clam jam and if he wants to say shit like that on the internet maybe he shouldn't have plastered his face all over it

 

[niggaphil]

Someone needs to let Crush know that his face is a total clam jam and if he wants to say shit like that on the internet maybe he shouldn't have plastered his face all over it

What do you mean?

Nolan is the whitest people in the twitter, of course he has the responsibility to save the white race. just like RALPHAMALE!!

Just look at these pictures. These are the future face of White race!!!

 

[Awoogers]

What do you mean?

Nolan is the whitest people in the twitter, of course he has the responsibility to save the white race. just like RALPHAMALE!!

Just look at these pictures. These are the future face of White race!!!

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i just realized his face is kinda like bella ramsey

fetal alcohol syndrome?

 

[reinigen]

Didn't proctor say that koshers CCV the other day was like 4k why is he not buying that sweet sweet clout

She was also the #2 and #1 most superchatted channel in the US the last two days. And that's not taking into consideration her Twitch Sonos And StreamElements. Kirsche isn't that small, she punches WAY above her size.

 

[Sky Shouter]

i just realized his face is kinda like bella ramsey

fetal alcohol syndrome?

No, he has fetal retardation syndrome. He was meant to be retarded, booze would've been like pissing into the Schlamerdorf genetic trash can.

 

[Kuri Rinji]

Eerie how well this describes Nolan.

 

[Brosnan Pierce Brosnan]

Every time I see his face his glasses get bigger and his eyes get smaller

 

[niggaphil]

Nolan is horny posting again, thinking his handsome face and his "rizz" could get into Scarle's pants

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Nolan with daddy's issue calling fictional character having daddy's issue, and believe that she is under child sexual assault

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Well, I guess getting away with the "child sexual assault" turning Nolan ON

Also, Being Bint's strongest tard defender:

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Nolan "STOP CRITISIZING ME!!!" Crush's wisdom:

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Nolan think he can shit on other people, but he cannot handle the fact that people could shit on him


Also, Nolan trying to represent himself as the whole part of the Vtuber fan community because he IS THE BIGGEST FAN:

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Also, Nolan tried to pull Kiara into Kirsche stuff because she SUPPORT BLM!!!!

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For Fuck sake why don't Nolan just mention Clara at this point?

 

[Phantasm]

Every time I see his face his glasses get bigger and his eyes get smaller

Same except for me his lips seem to get bigger I think he has some groid in him

 

[Hotdogs Aplenty]

We should thank Nolan's parents for loving or at least tolerating him so we have something to laugh at. In any other reality, he'd be homeless and using a library computer until he gets banned from the place.

 

[Awoogers]

Eerie how well this describes Nolan.

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bro what are even words anymore what the fuck does any of these voodoo ass jargon means