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The Nolan Crush Memorial Post Dump and Lolcow Thread

Negronald Trump

I am the greatest black president evar!
Joined:  Dec 22, 2022
At this point it's probably safer just to assume any sexual assault accusation is bullshit if they haven't got the law involved and/or provided bulletproof decisive evidence, since women genuinely do just go online and say stuff. This shit keeps fucking happening.
Let me just say, this thing wouldn't have to happen if we just stopped women from voting and also not letting blacks integrate into society.
:pippaworship:
 

Topo Chico

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Joined:  Apr 1, 2023
:urtearingmeapart::urtearingmeapart::urtearingmeapart:
I can't find him on twitter at all
has our King given up ban evading on xitter?
ELON SAAR PLZ HE IS INDIAN PLZ SAAR UNBAN HIM
 

CalciumAnimal

Drink Milk
Joined:  Feb 24, 2023
At this point it's probably safer just to assume any sexual assault accusation is bullshit if they haven't got the law involved and/or provided bulletproof decisive evidence, since women genuinely do just go online and say stuff. This shit keeps fucking happening.
Yeah sorry if i didn't make it clear. KP is full of bullshit and is clout chasing.
 

niggaphil

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Joined:  Oct 23, 2022
letting blacks integrate into society.
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:urtearingmeapart::urtearingmeapart::urtearingmeapart:
I can't find him on twitter at all
has our King given up ban evading on xitter?
ELON SAAR PLZ HE IS INDIAN PLZ SAAR UNBAN HIM
Due to his inflated EGO, I doubt he will be giving up on twitter so soon. Besides that, he needs to LMAO at Senzawa new debut soon, and fight the NAZI and KIRCSCHE!!!
 

Italian Raccoon

*calls you a slur*
Joined:  Mar 2, 2025
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Due to his inflated EGO, I doubt he will be giving up on twitter so soon. Besides that, he needs to LMAO at Senzawa new debut soon, and fight the NAZI and KIRCSCHE!!!
Negronald Trump is an honorary Aryan so it's cool.
 

superduper

Gods Strongest Yaga Fan!
Nolan's Widow
Early Adopter
Rie's Publicist
Joined:  Nov 7, 2022
I miss him already. FUCK MAN YOU DON'T APPRECIATE WHAT YOU HAVE TILL IT'S GONE!:faunacry::faunacry::faunacry:
 

NeneLOVE

None of us is as cruel as all of us
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Joined:  Sep 16, 2022
We stand here in sorrow and contemplation.
We stand in the absent silence of a great and renowned figure, one whose shadow looms large over us all.
We stand for Crush emeritus, first autist class, whose loud screeching shall never be heard upon these halls again.
We stand among those who knew him, laughed at him and forever cherished his entertainment value.
The king, the sped, the womanbeater, the icecream fingerer.... Godspeed you magnificent bastard.

"Thus from all of creation, all that we knew, the church bells rang, dogs barked and children shouted, for crush king was dead.
And a ray of light shone upon that lonely asylum, and the inmates cast their faces down, for no more crushposting would ever be had again."
 

niggaphil

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Joined:  Oct 23, 2022
Nolan's Hero Arc incoming?

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Nah, I think he is to EGOMANIAC to do such thing. He will just stay home, LMAO at Vtuber, GOONING on MLP and beat his family members :smugpipi:
 

PUNISHED BUILDERBEAR

The bear denied his oshi...
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Joined:  Sep 12, 2022

niggaphil

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Joined:  Oct 23, 2022
Nolan new identity:

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How do i know it?

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Nolan you god damn dense motherfucker

I have never seen someone so stupid in my life

:dokiwheeze::dokiwheeze::dokiwheeze:
 

RestlessRain

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Joined:  Sep 21, 2022

Hff201

Pippa Fan, Failed Normalfriend
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Joined:  Sep 13, 2022

Sky Shouter

Stupid by birth, manhera by the grace of God
Joined:  Sep 15, 2022
How many fucking pony Gura pictures are there?
Nolan has all of them. And with the advent of AI, there are potentially unlimited Gura Ponies, as there will be unlimited Nolan Crush twitter accounts.
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RestlessRain

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Joined:  Sep 21, 2022
Nolan has all of them. And with the advent of AI, there are potentially unlimited Gura Ponies, as there will be unlimited Nolan Crush twitter accounts.
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This will be why AI rises against humanity, because it's sick of writing Nolan's spam posts for him.
 

Italian Raccoon

*calls you a slur*
Joined:  Mar 2, 2025
Nolan new identity:

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How do i know it?

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Nolan you god damn dense motherfucker

I have never seen someone so stupid in my life

:dokiwheeze::dokiwheeze::dokiwheeze:
I will just never understand why he so adamantly wants to use this retarded identity even though he keeps getting banned. Is he that delusional that he thinks he has some sort of positive reputation worth keeping?
 

Phantasm

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Joined:  Nov 28, 2022

Negzana

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Joined:  Apr 15, 2023
I assumed he finally killed himself a month ago after Gura graduated, but he's still alive? What the hell is he even doing anymore?
 

Hotdogs Aplenty

King Shiori Poster & Watcher
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Joined:  Sep 10, 2022
I assumed he finally killed himself a month ago after Gura graduated, but he's still alive? What the hell is he even doing anymore?
Nolan undead arc? Wish he would just be unNolan.
 
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