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kingcaid

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This stream could very well be where I drop her, good shit!
 

MythicalSloth

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She would need to drink 4 entire bottles just to get the minimum amount of protein she needs in a day, and that still wouldn't be enough calories in general.

E: I stand corrected, 1 bottle contains 400 calories. You could technically live off the stuff for a while, it'll be miserable though.
 

DogBone

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How will she have space to consume soylent when she is so stuffed with food
That's the great thing about the human body. It'll make space.:architect:
 

RedRage

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She would need to drink 4 entire bottles just to get the minimum amount of protein she needs in a day, and that still wouldn't be enough calories.
People on pcg were recommending her meal replacement drinks back in November when she was talking about not being able to eat without feeling sick, I don't think this is what they had in mind... :pippasadl:
 

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"We're not replacing food. We made a better alternative."

Uhh...
 

Hff201

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That's the great thing about the human body. It'll make space.:architect:
I wish we could have a healthy middle ground between Reticule enabling her terrible lifestyle choices and fetishists trying to fatten her up like a farm animal.
 

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Realticule

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What do you mean Pippa? Does this not look like a sane and stable individual?
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Sven

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"I never see healthy looking people drink Soylent"

We call this the Diet cola effect. As in name the number of times you see not fat people drinking diet cola's.
 

thhrang

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lvl8

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Imagine the look on her parents face though as she struggles to carry a whole box of soylent through the house.
:whatastory:
Papakin's face as he sees his autistic daughter hauling cases of soylent.
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Brosnan Pierce Brosnan

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Did Weekend Warrior abandon Ame for Pippa, Shame

:WHORE!!!:
 

thhrang

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Did Weekend Warrior abandon Ame for Pippa, Shame

:WHORE!!!:
Weekend Warrior has a two year member badge on Pippa and I absolutely remember seeing him in stream chats back in 2021 way before she had big inclines. He's a real one.
 

Realticule

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The thing you're describing already exists Pippa, it has for a long time now and it tastes pretty good.
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Brosnan Pierce Brosnan

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Weekend Warrior has a two year member badge on Pippa and I absolutely remember seeing him in stream chats back in 2021 way before she had big inclines.
I just wanted to call him a :WHORE!!!:

:botanshrug:
 

Hff201

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MythicalSloth

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Just buy an oil drum of honey, it'll never go bad in your lifetime or your great great great great great great grandkid's lifetime.
 

ScarletCorrupt

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Actual fucking soydrinkers in chat. It all makes sense now
 

Realticule

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Fitting, considering-
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I have never once spammed, all of those posts are of high quality and convey important information, such as Pippa being a good girl.
 

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