Here's a joke.
A man begins dating a Chinese woman. Things are going great; they get along and go on a couple dates that are really fun. Time passes, but they haven't had sex yet. The man decides to be a bit forward and texts his girlfriend that he wants to perform oral sex on her. She tells him to come over for dinner in reply.
The man goes to his girlfriend's apartment. The door opens, and he smells something cooking. The smell is amazing! He thinks his girlfriend is making dinner for their special night, their first time having sex together. The guy walks into the kitchen to see his girlfriend stuffing a pot with a whole cat. He's horrified and screams seeing that his girlfriend has killed a pet cat. She looks at him, confused. She says to him, "I don't know why you're upset. You told me you wanted to eat my pussy!"