"If your future girlfriend is going to swallow two burgers in front of you, never tell her that she's eating too much, pet her on the head, tell her you love her and offer her fries"Auri Lunami
I was trying to drink some coffee earlier because it's retard-o-clock and I want to stay up for this but I'm sitting in the dark and fumbled and spilled it all over my keyboard.
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