Happy American Victory Against The Savages Day, artists. Read Solomon Kane and eat turkey, the real American mascot bird, and remind your local redskin that if they didn't want dragged into modernity with its indoor plumbing, antibiotics, and things like the wheel, they should have fought harder. Let this be a reminder to the rest of the left-behind Europoors: when a group of murder hobos lands on your shores you don't give them free food and teach them how to live in your home. You sink their boats before they land if you can, and failing that you let them freeze and starve. Otherwise they will cast down your religion, desecrate your graves, and drive you onto reservations where you drink yourselves to death. Like happened to England.
And also to the American Indians I suppose.