Phase Connect General

[PassiveUnaggressive]

Speaking of vtubers being tiny.


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Not a fat PS3 smh, doesn't even have to work if it's on display, and is there no controller?

 

[Salado]

I still have my PS1, the controller have the Start bottom kinda fucked but otherwise it works fine.

 

[dkn2038]

 

[Menhera_Feeder]

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the shiina slippers look nice but they suck as slippers. toe box is too flexible and i find my toes sliding off the sole every step.

But I bet you looked like an adorable non-jew Curly!

 

[PleaseCheckYourReceipts]

I can't tell if Tenma is with Phase girls or a strip club.

 

[Koronesuki]

I'm trying to remember who it was who said (maybe Shylily, who herself is practically a dwarf IRL) that most vtubers are unusually tiny in person.

Most of the vtubers that I watch are Asian women, so of course most of them are tiny.

So maybe Uruka is a freakishly tall 6ft+ goliath, or simply a 5'8" string bean, who only appears unusually tall in comparison to the hobbits that make up most of Phase Connect.

Yeah, I don't know if Uruka is freakishly tall for a human woman, or just freakishly tall for a Chinese woman, but either way, she still probably towers over the other Phase girls.

Either way it's really funny to imagine Reticule as a kippah-clad Gollum hunched over a keyboard and a meat effigy of Pippa typing out his responses while hissing "THEY DON'T KNOW MY PRECIOUS MEATKINSSSSSSSS"

Is there another way to imagine him?

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the shiina slippers look nice but they suck as slippers. toe box is too flexible and i find my toes sliding off the sole every step.

Silly Pipkun. Vtuber merch isn't actually made to be worn.

That's half of the reason. The other is that her parents threatened to disown her if she didn't quit Vtubing and find a real job. They knew of her moonjelly persona and related socials so as a precaution she wanted a new identity to keep streaming with, she was also confident enough that they weren't going to dig into it though so elected to basically hide in plain sight. She continues to partially lie to her parents about what she does, telling them she's just a freelance musician and they continue to tell her to get a real job in IT, but are more content to let it slide these days because she makes decent money.

She just needs to find herself a good husband that her parents approve of (not @Negzana). Then her parents won't care about her job anymore. They'll only care about when she's going to give them grandchildren.

 

[PleaseCheckYourReceipts]

Most of the vtubers that I watch are Asian women, so of course most of them are tiny.

Yeah, I don't know if Uruka is freakishly tall for a human woman, or just freakishly tall for a Chinese woman, but either way, she still probably towers over the other Phase girls.

Is there another way to imagine him?

Silly Pipkun. Vtuber merch isn't actually made to be worn.

She just needs to find herself a good husband that her parents approve of (not @Negzana). Then her parents won't care about her job anymore. They'll only care about when she's going to give them grandchildren.

I thought someone figured out Uruka was like 5'11"? (Around 178cm or so) Pippa being in the 5'6" range wouldn't be too surprising given her general genetics.

 

[dkn2038]

I thought someone figured out Uruka was like 5'11"? (Around 178cm or so) Pippa being in the 5'6" range wouldn't be too surprising given her general genetics.

that would make Uruka gayer BTW

 

[Lurker McSpic]

The new invaders are not debuting this weekend right? I'm trying to recall where the fuck I got this idea or who said they were going too but I can't find it. Because if they're debuting this weekend and there are no official trailers or ads by now seems weird unless the new ones just go and say yeah I'm an invader now and move on with their stream.
There's also another thing that caught my eye was that my nigga fishman quoted the announcement saying "two years" which isn't that the amount of time gura started to ghost holo? I know it's dumb but it would be pretty funny ngl

 

[NotDecatto]

The new invaders are not debuting this weekend right? I'm trying to recall where the fuck I got this idea or who said they were going too but I can't find it. Because if they're debuting this weekend and there are no official trailers or ads by now seems weird unless the new ones just go and say yeah I'm an invader now and move on with their stream.
There's also another thing that caught my eye was that my nigga fishman quoted the announcement saying "two years" which isn't that the amount of time gura started to ghost holo? I know it's dumb but it would be pretty funny ngl

I think he probably means it’s been almost 2 years since the last gen was debuted. Euphoria debuted in December 2023 and Kaleido debuted in January 2024.


Anyways if the Phase Connect page on the Virtual YouTubers wiki is accurate and we’re following a similar format as the previous two or three gens, the upcoming reveal this weekend might only be their names and Twitter accounts, with the actual debut date be a further 2-3 weeks later.

 

[Unseiso Dragon]

There's also another thing that caught my eye was that my nigga fishman quoted the announcement saying "two years" which isn't that the amount of time gura started to ghost holo? I know it's dumb but it would be pretty funny ngl

Anyways if the Phase Connect page on the Virtual YouTubers wiki is accurate and we’re following a similar format as the previous two or three gens, the upcoming reveal this weekend might only be their names and Twitter accounts, with the actual debut date be a further 2-3 weeks later.

Taking these two posts into account I have concluded that the invaders will remain in the basement for another two years and will debut on May 3, 2027.

 

[Helkar]

The new invaders are not debuting this weekend right? I'm trying to recall where the fuck I got this idea or who said they were going too but I can't find it. Because if they're debuting this weekend and there are no official trailers or ads by now seems weird unless the new ones just go and say yeah I'm an invader now and move on with their stream.
There's also another thing that caught my eye was that my nigga fishman quoted the announcement saying "two years" which isn't that the amount of time gura started to ghost holo? I know it's dumb but it would be pretty funny ngl

People kinda sssumed that the big "05.03" meand the debut date, but now i'm starting to think that this is the date of the trailer dropping, rather than debuts.
We'll see soon enough.

 

[Superduper Samurai]

People kinda sssumed that the big "05.03" meand the debut date, but now i'm starting to think that this is the date of the trailer dropping, rather than debuts.
We'll see soon enough.

Its the day the teaser for the trailer for the debut relays for their debut dates drop

 

[Helkar]

Its the day the teaser for the trailer for the debut relays for their debut dates drop

Fish is just stalling so that the Invader anniversary celebrations don't get weird[er] and waves 2&3 can do it together.

 

[NotDecatto]

Fish is just stalling so that the Invader anniversary celebrations don't get weird[er] and waves 2&3 can do it together.

I’m greedy enough to want JP Invaders right after the new debuts.

 

[famous artist pipkun]

Silly Pipkun. Vtuber merch isn't actually made to be worn.

yeah i wouldn't wear this. the outsole is a fabric peice sewn to the lining with an undersized peice of foam making up the midsole like a cheap sandwhich. nothing is keeping the outsole fabric anchored to the foam, its all free floating. this shit is gonna rip apart after a week of walking.

 

[Lurker McSpic]

I think he probably means it’s been almost 2 years since the last gen was debuted. Euphoria debuted in December 2023 and Kaleido debuted in January 2024.


Anyways if the Phase Connect page on the Virtual YouTubers wiki is accurate and we’re following a similar format as the previous two or three gens, the upcoming reveal this weekend might only be their names and Twitter accounts, with the actual debut date be a further 2-3 weeks later.

yeah you're right, it's been almost 2 years since the last EN debut. My perception of time has been fucked for like 4 years

I’m greedy enough to want JP Invaders right after the new debuts.

That'd be an interesting idea but how many jp indies would be willing to join though. I think the jp's are doing ok but not to the level to justify an invader branch, there's a huge change they don't get a gen2 unless the operating costs are small and they're actually generating a profit.

Fuck man I just want to know who these new bitches are.
GIVE ME A GOOD HAG FOR FUCKS SAKE!!! PLEASEE!!!!

 

[RestlessRain]

I think he probably means it’s been almost 2 years since the last gen was debuted. Euphoria debuted in December 2023 and Kaleido debuted in January 2024.

Dizzy, Jelly and Ember debuted as Phase Invaders on 27 May 2023.

 

[dkn2038]

Dizzy, Jelly and Ember debuted as Phase Invaders on 27 May 2023.

2 years older and no husband in sight...

 

[Abomination]

Don't know what'll happen on Saturday, but it's been pretty fun with the hype they've been building.

I also like the way they did Kaleido's pre-debut where the talents were teasing and Tweeting before their debuts with just some MSPaint profile pictures and when Sakana accidentally leaked their existence