Phase Connect General

[Clown Penis]

We interrupt your daily political discussion with breaking news that Nasa is in fact, cute as per usual.

Cute as usual.

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No thanks to you.

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Bastard.

 

[Lurker McSpic]

Sleepy's cosplayer has some red flags...

IS IT THAT FUCKING HARD TO LOOK AT THEIR TWITTERS BEFORE YOU HIRE THEM FOR FUCKS SAKE!!!!!

I'd be cheering for the man if this was 2015 and he brought back booth babes because the thots of that time wouldn't be activists/whores, they'd be whores plain and simple. You just hired 29 possible google docs in your future fishman, at this point I hope a couple of them accuse you of sexual harassment, I know you're gonna say some weird shit to them and they will take it in the worst way possible. I wish I could also drop these bitches into these shitholes they run defense for so they'd finally understand the horrors they promote.

All I'm getting from this is that Clio hates Yamanbas

You know what? now that you put it that way. Carry on clio you're ok

 

[Brosnan Pierce Brosnan]

Yeah, seems like an odd choice for her to cosplay as Sleepy. Has she ever even watched Sleepy?

Do Cosplayers ever watch the shit they display?

 

[Sky Shouter]

Fishman always picks the best, lmfao. How does this keep happening.
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You know, I find it cosmically funny that the pro-Pally ultra-lib anti-ICE rioter Anisa Johma-clone is cosplaying the one Phase talent who probably agrees that Palestine should be glassed and all Western Muslims be deported into the remnants of Palestine only to be glassed again (as a precaution, of course)

Anyways, MariMari has been to two Jewish weddings, but she is NOT JEWISH

 

[Helkar]

Do Cosplayers ever watch the shit they display?

I mean it's probably hard to find suitable picks for all talents, "phase connect cosplayer pool" is not exactly a large entity.

It's also kinda odd that gumbun is cosplaying Mari and not, y'know, Eimi, wonder how the picking and choosing for this went.

 

[RestlessRain]

Do Cosplayers ever watch the shit they display?

 

[God's Saddest Tattletail]

...the one Phase talent who probably agrees that Palestine should be glassed and all Western Muslims be deported into the remnants of Palestine only to be glassed again (as a precaution, of course)

I'm so glad Sleepy popped my Phase merch virginity! I should be more parasocial for her...

 

[Negronald Trump]

I'm so glad Sleepy popped my Phase merch virginity! I should be more parasocial for her...

Let me just say, Congratulations!

And also, you're now a

 

[Lurker McSpic]

I'm 90% sure ember's cosplayer is a fucking dude

and Airi's cosplayer looks like flesh airi IIRC


Since women love to self insert there's a chance they picked girls that look like them IRL too. Here have lumi cosplayer too because I just saw it on my feed

 

[God's Saddest Tattletail]

Let me just say, Congratulations!

And also, you're now a

You can have merch of 2 chuubas without compromising your undying (and unhealthy) love for one of them!

 

[Helkar]

I'm 90% sure ember's cosplayer is a fucking dude

Okay yeah you're right on this one, very suspicious facial structure going on here, i would make a joke about there being males in Phase Connect after all, but with Ember specifically we know for a fact that she ain't one

 

[famous artist pipkun]

Okay yeah you're right on this one, very suspicious facial structure going on here, i would make a joke about there being males in Phase Connect after all, but with Ember specifically we know for a fact that she ain't one

looks weird bc her bottom jaw is tiny. like that chinless girl from the 2000s

shpuldve hired thst chinkette that did the 10ms cosplay

id you wanna dick these broads down for $$$ just ask them if they have time for a private modelling session.

 

[El Chupacabra]

Well, at least that kind of fits the tomboy vibes of her last model.

 

[Clown Penis]

I'm 90% sure ember's cosplayer is a fucking dude

and Airi's cosplayer looks like flesh airi IIRC


Since women love to self insert there's a chance they picked girls that look like them IRL too. Here have lumi cosplayer too because I just saw it on my feed

The Ember one is a they/them..



She doesn't deserve that.

 

[JorbMaxxer]

I think we need to look on the bright side. Sure, both Sleepy's and Ember's cosplayers might have eye-roll worthy opinions. But, imagine how much seething they must be doing to cosplay gun-toting southerners. A true "have no mouth but must scream" moment. And, on some level, I find that hilarious.

 

[Banana Hammock]

New mushroom art

 

[RestlessRain]

 

[JusticeDog]

Really, though, it's actually impressive that Sakana has found twenty-nine girls that are going to Offkai that will cosplay the twenty-nine talents, and presumably they're going to be manning the booth for part of the con, too. That's going to be a really cool booth. Thanks for bringing booth babes back in 2025, Sakana.

Which cosplay will be the most accurate

 

[Clown Penis]

New mushroom art

Is this how Clara attracts a guy who drives an EV? By being a living battery?

 

[Phantasm]

All I'm getting from this is that Clio hates Yamanbas

Alright fishman you win this time I'll watch the hag