Phase Connect General

[Clown Penis]

I've heard 35-36 years old more than once. But nothing official.

Graduated from Kwantlen Polytechnic University in the '08 - 09' acadameic year. So probably late 30s checks out.

 

[Salado]

Whore's live (late)

 

[Lurker McSpic]

Of course the cunts of phase would hit it off nicely Start running for the hills if* they start getting very friendly with other girls that's when shit will start hitting the fan

 

[Planetary Bombardment]

(if i recall its been stated that no talent is older than the fish)

I've heard 35-36 years old more than once. But nothing official.

So none of my beloved Phase Hags are actually Hags?

 

[Death by Dishonor]

Speaking of our favourite white woman, Bonnie announced on her last stream that the next episode of Hag Hours will be on April 5th with Clara as her guest, so mark your calendars for what's sure to be a kino freak-off.

 

[Helkar]

So none of my beloved Phase Hags are actually Hags?

Yes?
Airi, Clara and Runie are all hard-confirmed to be 31, if i recall almost everyone else is younger than them, there's like one "secret elder hag" who, by process of elimination, has to be either Michi or Iori, but nobody knows for sure because nobody watches them

 

[Salado]

Yes?
Airi, Clara and Runie are all 31, if i recall almost everyone else is younger than them, and there's like one "secret elder hag" who, by process of elimination, has to be either Michi or Iori, but nobody knows for sure because nobody watches them

I watch them now and them...

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Crack whore, best whore.

 

[ponwolf]

Yes?
Airi, Clara and Runie are all hard-confirmed to be 31, if i recall almost everyone else is younger than them, there's like one "secret elder hag" who, by process of elimination, has to be either Michi or Iori, but nobody knows for sure because nobody watches them

EDIT: sorry I’m dumb if you see this before this message, fat fingers clicked the enter.

The secret hag is 100% Michiru unless Nasa comes swinging. Iori during their gift swap with Dizzy infamously talks about Lightning McQueen being a “childhood crush” and watched handy manny in her elementary school days, both of which are mid to late 2000s shows indicating she’s born in the late 1990s early 2000s. Helped with the fact we know Dizzy’s age basically and she calls Iori a younger sister.

 

[Phantasm]

I watch them now and them...

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Crack whore, best whore.
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What is this lemon woman yapping about I feel like I'm trapped in a fever dream

 

[Salado]

I feel like I'm trapped in a fever dream

You are trapped in her basement.

 

[Phantasm]

You are trapped in her basement.

That's what I get for watching while I can barely keep my eyes open

 

[Salado]

Dizzy HATE

ed:

 

[Tamokii]

Of course the cunts of phase would hit it off nicely Start running for the hills if* they start getting very friendly with other girls that's when shit will start hitting the fan

I have some faith in the majority of the girls to not fall for the obvious bait and career ruining move of trying to take over/break up a solid company.

 

[Clown Penis]

Yes?
Airi, Clara and Runie are all hard-confirmed to be 31, if i recall almost everyone else is younger than them, there's like one "secret elder hag" who, by process of elimination, has to be either Michi or Iori, but nobody knows for sure because nobody watches them

It's Michiru; Dizzy has almost certainly placed Iori around 26-30 (really likely on the lower end of this range) based on a yapping session around the time of their last off-collab.

EDIT: sorry I’m dumb if you see this before this message, fat fingers clicked the enter.

The secret hag is 100% Michiru unless Nasa comes swinging. Iori during their gift swap with Dizzy infamously talks about Lightning McQueen being a “childhood crush” and watched handy manny in her elementary school days, both of which are mid to late 2000s shows indicating she’s born in the late 1990s early 2000s. Helped with the fact we know Dizzy’s age basically and she calls Iori a younger sister.

That too, specifically.

 

[RestlessRain]

ed:

Lumi really is the whitest of white women because she has to have a million fucking outfits.

 

[Italian Raccoon]

Yes?
Airi, Clara and Runie are all hard-confirmed to be 31, if i recall almost everyone else is younger than them, there's like one "secret elder hag" who, by process of elimination, has to be either Michi or Iori, but nobody knows for sure because nobody watches them

Hey! Iori actually has a bit of an audience now. Also I watch Damichi I just don't understand anything she says...

 

[Salado]

Lumi really is the whitest of white women because she has to have a million fucking outfits.

Iron Mouse is WHITE!???

 

[Thomas Talus]

I don't think Loki's met anyone aside from that one in-person meeting Kaleido had with Sakana before their debut. Maybe she lives away from Tokyo, idk.

I thought Loki('s phone) was in that "everyone pulls out their cell" picture.

I do think she lives somewhere more rural, possibly in a detached unit on someone else's property (if I understood the gist of the auto-translate correctly).

 

[RestlessRain]

Shiina relives her childhood trauma of being an asian kid attending cram school:

 

[Clown Penis]

I thought Loki('s phone) was in that "everyone pulls out their cell" picture.

I do think she lives somewhere more rural, possibly in a detached unit on someone else's property (if I understood the gist of the auto-translate correctly).

She truly is the homeless muscle snake goddess (who wants to see/touch/bite your ass).