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[Kazuma]

 

[Unseiso Dragon]

Idol ES can't even have their talents stick with spanish and my nigga fishman has more spic fans than them using "racist" bitches

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[Salado]

Twitch chat, everyone
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Meanwhile on YT chat

 

[Lurker McSpic]

Meanwhile on YT chat
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Was this tts? Because I heard she was going to change the tts so you'd need to pay more to have it read out loud, guess she never got around to it I still don't get why these twitch bitches do tts, it's disruptive and unless you do it like ember and give it an indian accent for the lols you're asking to have some n-words dropped on you.

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I've gone over this, the right side should say "latinxes when you call them latinx" for a more accurate meme

 

[Salado]

 

[Heraclitus121]

This is so hype

 

[Salado]

 

[Krompus]

No clue how youtube analytics work, but here's Clio commenting a bit on the reach of her stream of yesterday

 

[Negronald Trump]

No clue how youtube analytics work, but here's Clio commenting a bit on the reach of her stream of yesterday

Let me just say, it's not just Clio, it's Phase as a whole. I am bombarded by their streams and clips before I recently subbed to most of them. Some pajeet in YT must've loved Phase Invaders and started hacking the algo to feature them. I think it's because of Clio getting raided so often that it does something to the algo. Who knew it'd only take a hag who streams on dead hours for their incline. Corpos should take note of this if it is true.

 

[DelusionTree]

Let me just say, it's not just Clio, it's Phase as a whole. I am bombarded by their streams and clips before I recently subbed to most of them. Some pajeet in YT must've loved Phase Invaders and started hacking the algo to feature them. I think it's because of Clio getting raided so often that it does something to the algo. Who knew it'd only take a hag who streams on dead hours for their incline. Corpos should take note of this if it is true.

If you believe Warski when it comes to youtube, the key metrics for the algorithm are unique views, engagement and watch time.
Allegedly raiding into someone who is doing well on those key metrics will give a little algorithm kickback.

So Clio getting raids from several girls daily is driving unique views and HOURS of watch time and its all trickling back to Phase girls.

 

[Death by Dishonor]

Warehouse reveal on Clio's stream!

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[Italian Raccoon]

This is so hype

It's nice but... god "edits" are some of the gayest shit invented.

 

[RestlessRain]

 

[Unseiso Dragon]

Notice how he doesn't specify a unit. Poor Mari will have to sell 600 tonnes of coffee

 

[Death by Dishonor]

Notice how he doesn't specify a unit. Poor Mari will have to sell 600 tonnes of coffee

He said 600 coffees. There are many ways to make coffee, but let's assume espresso to be biased; Google tells me it's 7-10 grams per cup. Let's assume 9 for easy math; one pack of coffee (available now at shop.haglove.com!) is about 225g, 225/9 = 25 cups per pack. 600/25 = 24, so she only needs to sell 24 packs, that's doable.

 

[Lurker McSpic]

600 sales of her coffee would be 21k. Let's say that after everything he takes home 30% of every sale, that would be 6.3k. Minus the cost of the cabinet he'd make 2650 bucks in profit out of it IF her fans buy the coffee for the meme He may take more home though, if he ballparked it at 600 he's probably taking more than 30% easily.

 

[RestlessRain]

600 sales of her coffee would be 21k. Let's say that after everything he takes home 30% of every sale, that would be 6.3k. Minus the cost of the cabinet he'd make 2650 bucks in profit out of it IF her fans buy the coffee for the meme He may take more home though, if he ballparked it at 600 he's probably taking more than 30% easily.

The other way he would win is if he sold more than 600 bags of coffee, but I assume Fishman calculated what he'd need to make if he just sold 600 bags, even after taking out a $3600 arcade cabinet worth of profit.

 

[PleaseCheckYourReceipts]

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I get that Clio is saying she graduated high school in 2004.

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600 sales of her coffee would be 21k. Let's say that after everything he takes home 30% of every sale, that would be 6.3k. Minus the cost of the cabinet he'd make 2650 bucks in profit out of it IF her fans buy the coffee for the meme He may take more home though, if he ballparked it at 600 he's probably taking more than 30% easily.

The other way he would win is if he sold more than 600 bags of coffee, but I assume Fishman calculated what he'd need to make if he just sold 600 bags, even after taking out a $3600 arcade cabinet worth of profit.

I wonder if there's minimum runs they have to do. I.e. they need to do 150 per run, so it'd be 4 runs to clear that much. So the ROI and Net Profit depends on where in the production runs you're sitting at. Still, that's a lot of coffee. And, per Lia, apparently they're becoming something of a White Elephant gift, lol.

 

[Salado]

 

[Death by Dishonor]

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