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[God's Strongest Mozumite]

Do the buckos get milked...

No, they get swallowed whole

 

[httn]

"Maybe he wanted to get some sheep milk directly from the source, but he wasn't prepared for the sheer amount that would come out"
Ami is destroying my mental image of Lisa by complete accident here.

Do the buckos get milked...

 

[Abomination]

Most streamers: Am I stupid?
Their chat: No! (Insert compliments here)

Lumi: Am I stupid?
Her chat:

(Insert more insults here)

 

[Abomination]

I promise not to go beyond this double post:

 

[El Rrata]

@GOD'S STRONGEST BUILDERBEAR
Gigi was talking about how she played dota and was a bronze rank Meepo player.

 

[Dispirited Helmet]

Matara doxxing her weight live on stream

Apparently her 10 pound weighted vest is 4 to 10 percent of her body weight.

If 4% of her weight is 10 pounds, she's 250 pounds.

If 10% of her weight is 10 pounds, she's 100 pounds.

Thus, we can safely assume that Matara is between 100 and 250 pounds. Now to weigh random Canadian women until we find someone that meets these criteria. This is sure to lead us straight to the roach girl

 

[Stunned But Dumb]

Matara doxxing her weight live on stream

Apparently her 10 pound weighted vest is 4 to 10 percent of her body weight.

If 4% of her weight is 10 pounds, she's 250 pounds.

If 10% of her weight is 10 pounds, she's 100 pounds.

Thus, we can safely assume that Matara is between 100 and 250 pounds. Now to weigh random Canadian women until we find someone that meets these criteria. This is sure to lead us straight to the roach girl

Probably closer to 250 since each tit is like 50 lbs

 

[GOD'S STRONGEST BUILDERBEAR]

@GOD'S STRONGEST BUILDERBEAR
Gigi was talking about how she played dota and was a bronze rank Meepo player.

Thats called a "feeder" around these parts

 

[Zyklon Mag]

I'm not sure if I'm willing to fire up my 15th account to go on present day neopets, even for Doki. The games room was massacred.

 

[Dispirited Helmet]

Probably closer to 250 since each tit is like 50 lbs

HAKUNA MATARA

WHAT A WONDERFUL PHRASE

HAKUNA MATARA

SHE'S GOT TITS FOR DAYS


THOUGH SHE'S UKRAINESE

I STILL THINK SHE'S OK

THEY'RE JUST IMMENSE YOU SEE

HER GREAT BIG MAMMARIES



HAKUNA MATARA


EDIT: also people are spamming gift subs to her channel right now if anyone wants to try for one

 

[Superduper Samurai]

HAKUNA MATARA

WHAT A WONDERFUL PHRASE

HAKUNA MATARA

SHE'S GOT TITS FOR DAYS


THOUGH SHE'S UKRAINESE

I STILL THINK SHE'S OK

THEY'RE JUST IMMENSE YOU SEE

HER GREAT BIG MAMMARIES



HAKUNA MATARA


EDIT: also people are spamming gift subs to her channel right now if anyone wants to try for one

Something something
"Hakuna her tatas"
Something

 

[Dispirited Helmet]

Something something
"Hakuna her tatas"
Something

fuck why didn't I think of that

also seriously guys there's been like 500 subs dropped in the past 5 minutes come watch the COCKroach she's freaking out a little bit

 

[Zyklon Mag]

Neopets also still stores passwords in plain text.

 

[Zyklon Mag]

What the fuck? The comics in past plots were way better in terms of art style. I'd pull examples but the lazy Yamanbas at JumpStart still haven't fixed the site after Total Flash Death despite it being years

YamanbaS
Edit: of course she spins the prize wheel that takes 4-5 hours and has a jumpscare as a likely prize.

 

[Sh4gg1]

She got her 100 kills but holy fuck, the last ring was so close.

EDIT:

 

[Planetary Bombardment]

I'm going to need you Architect people to save Uruka from herself. I'm not terribly up-to-date on her lore but she claims she eats one meal a day in the form of a salad.

 

[2DUM4U]

Star Women karaoke relay starting.


It's Shiina, Hina, Lumi, Jelly, and Nasa


EDIT: Shiina's very nervous and had her superchat notifications going during the first song. She also has had some kind of mic issue with her voice sounding a little metallic, and she had to start the second song like three times because she kept missing the mark. Still good, though.

EDIT: Might as well go ahead and add the rest of the relay, in order.
Hina

Lumi

Jelly

Nasa

 

[Hff201]

Shiina's model looks really pretty with her hair up like this. I just wish she'd put some fucking clothes on.

 

[2DUM4U]

Shiina's model looks really pretty with her hair up like this. I just wish she'd put some fucking clothes on.

What are you talking about? These are her fucking clothes. That's why there are huge pieces missing.

Wait, you meant... nevermind.

 

[Stunned But Dumb]

Shiina's new hair doesn't work with her crab hoodie.. yet! Sorry but if you want 5head and pigtails, you have to get the cutlets that go with them for now

Ponytail is so superior though


Edit: 100 memberships, damn.
Edit 2: 150 memberships, this dude is crazy.