"The doctor suspected stomach bacteria, to figure that out he needed me to shit in a cup. So I have to go to the hospital for a bunch of stuff, but also to drop off a cup of shit. I took a bunch of laxatives that day, I drank a coffee, I drank some aloe vera juice, I ate some spinach, had some orange juice, long story short, I shat my soul out later that day. The worst part was I had to scoop the mousse au chocolat into this fucking cup. It was so moussie, and chunky. The medicine I am taking, it seems to help. The first night was still rough, but this night, I feel great. I feel very gassy. Hopefully whatever it is the medicines are working well against that, and now we just hope and preygge (Pray) that when I call on Monday they didn't find anything else that's suspicious."Shylily

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Punished Anime Discusser

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>become catholic priest
>fuck
>get excommunicated
Wow, bugged clergy mechanics. How was I supposed to know that I should've gone with the Orthodox skill tree if I wanted to fuck?
 

The Proctor

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what is even happening anymore

how did we get here

how

how

help, please
 

node

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Well, we were watching a woman who went on TLC to fake being neuroticly penny-pinching in order to get more people to watch her music video where there is a Christ allegory in a suicide prevention PSA, then we found out how she's trying to get famous by laundering fake news articles online, and apparently she's got an insane archive of her rants about penis size and rapist types.

Almost seems unhinged when you write it out like that.
 

The Proctor

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reinigen

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The Proctor

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Normal vtuber audiences; 'yes please tell us more about your fetishes'. Kirsche's audience; 'we are now begging you to stop talking about your fetishes, please'.
 

The Proctor

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it's over

we survived

my ribs didn't, but I did. acceptable collateral.
 

reinigen

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Kirsche is clip diving. This one had to be saved for posterity.
 

God's Strongest Mozumite

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Kirsche is clip diving. This one had to be saved for posterity.

That silicone balls guy died a few years ago, pretty sure Metokur covered it in a stream in something. I'm surprised she's only hearing about it now

>3 year old clip
>Only hearing about it now
:confusedshuba:
in hindsight the model really should've tipped me off :fishmandispair:
 

reinigen

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That silicone balls guy died a few years ago, pretty sure Metokur covered it in a stream in something. I'm surprised she's only hearing about it now
>3 year old clip
>Only hearing about it now
:confusedshuba:
 

The Proctor

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ONE HOUR FIFTEEN MINUTES.
 

Godzilla1984

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Could have made a week of clip catch up if we're being honest.
 

reinigen

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Could have made a week of clip catch up if we're being honest.
I'm not sure if you caught it, but Nym last night revealed she still had 50 HOURS of donothon allocated tangent time banked she didn't use because woman brain.
 

Godzilla1984

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I'm not sure if you caught it, but Nym last night revealed she still had 50 HOURS of donothon allocated tangent time banked she didn't use because woman brain.
I've been in and out since day one.
Not overly surprised.
Woman.
Planning.
lol
lmao even
 

Henrik Carter

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She's starting to cry... Hell, I'm starting to cry.
 

Planetary Bombardment

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She initially thought the donothon was going to last less than three days. Under five minutes left and the tears have started.
 

Henrik Carter

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httn

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Henrik Carter

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DanchousLoyalHamu

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Its over…..now everyone is in Ioris stream…….UUUUUU I MISS KIRSCHE UUUUUUU
 
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