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Kaminari Clara, Owner of Chuds - Memorial Post Dump

Aka Split

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IRyS's husband
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People might remember the post I made about clara's tits. I ain't no genetics expert but I'd bet good money that both share the same shape of tits and let's just say BOY DID I CALL IT.
I don't remember what you said, but if it was anything like, "I bet they look like a sock that's half full of pennies, but like, ankle socks, not full-sized socks", then yes, you called it.
 

Italian Raccoon

*calls you a slur*
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The Proctor

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I remember how when Clara first appeared people were going 'oh wow how talented'. Now we find out she's basically the worst performing drop-out black sheep of the family.
 

Italian Raccoon

*calls you a slur*
Joined:  Mar 2, 2025
I remember how when Clara first appeared people were going 'oh wow how talented'. Now we find out she's basically the worst performing drop-out black sheep of the family.
Career-wise? I think that goes to Jenna, relationship-wise yeah she takes the cake.
 

Ginkgo Balboa 🌾🗡

You're the remedy.
Joined:  Mar 20, 2023
Sure, but who has the better T&A?
You haven't looked at the "Deep Lore" pics
So if I've got this right; there is kelsey the progressive aging divorced hag (derogatory) who still has the brain (and body) of a 13 year old and is miserable, another progressive sister who does onlyfans and has very sad boobs, and a conservative sister who is happily married and has a family?

Hmmmmmmmmm, I think I'm seeing a pattern here.
You did look at the deep lore. :smugina:
And another sister on the verge of trooning out. It's looking rough for the Parnigoni family.
Wait, WHAT?! How many kids does Robert have?! @VSoyBoy yo take his gay card away!
 

UberSoldat

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With this new boatload of information, I think this calls for an updated OP. @Tamokii
 

Topo Chico

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Ginkgo Balboa 🌾🗡

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Italian Raccoon

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Let's check in on Kelsey and what she's been up to in the meantime!
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Neat!
 

Lurker McSpic

We need to increase the hag population
Joined:  Mar 8, 2023
I skimmed the article posted and damn the woman is probably a true and honest trad wife
I am a 29-year-old from Quebec currently living in Ontario with my husband, Josh, and my two children Lorelei (23 months) and Russell (6.5 months). I am now a stay-at-home mom, but before my daughter was born I worked as a graphic designer. My hobbies include painting, classical singing and reading.
You are a screen free household. Is this in following Montessori principles or a personal choice. Has it been hard to stay screen free? What do you do in place of TV


I should clarify that we do have screens in our home; My husband and I each have a phone and computer and we have a TV in the basement. However, my children currently get zero screen time at home and my husband and I do our best not to use screens excessively while we are with our children. I am not anti-technology. I actually think smart phones and the internet in general let people do a lot of amazing things. I would even say that there are opportunities for children to learn with and through these computers and touch screens. That said, as my oldest child is not even yet 2, I think there is plenty of time to get to it later.
I am a Montessori parent because I truly believe in Maria’s research and I see it as still completely relevant today. I want to raise children that are confident, critical-thinkers, and self-motivated learners and I am convinced that Maria’s methods are the best way to encourage that.
Some true neo nazi shit right there man :gurakek:
So if I got the math correct their ages are 39,36,31. Like I said the eldest was probably old enough to know what went down with dad and probably has a dislike for homos because of that. Clara being the youngest idolizes fag dad and hates masculine stepdad. Holy shit, I'm the jorden peterstein of vtubing :whatastory:
 

Hff201

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The OnlyFans sister having a kid makes me uncomfortable in ways I can't even begin to describe.
 

Ginkgo Balboa 🌾🗡

You're the remedy.
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Italian Raccoon

*calls you a slur*
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The OnlyFans sister having a kid makes me uncomfortable in ways I can't even begin to describe.
Many such cases man... many such cases. :depressedtako:
 

Hff201

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Many such cases man... many such cases. :depressedtako:
It is common, and I hate it.

I don't particularly care what degenerate shit single people with no responsibilities get up to, but the minute you become responsible for a kid it's time to cut that shit out. It shows a lack of respect for the kid's wellbeing to be such a liability to them.
 

Negronald Trump

I am the greatest black president evar!
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The OnlyFans sister having a kid makes me uncomfortable in ways I can't even begin to describe.
"Mom, my friend said he saw you getting buck broken by a black dude named Trevor for a price of a Whopper. What did he mean by that?"
"For fucks sake... His name is Treyvian. Tell your racist, Nazi friend to get it right. Jesus, kids these days..."
 

BlueSharkTV

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Seth

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"Mom, my friend said he saw you getting buck broken by a black dude named Trevor for a price of a Whopper. What did he mean by that?"
"For fucks sake... His name is Treyvian. Tell your racist, Nazi friend to get it right. Jesus, kids these days..."
Hey man, a whopper probably cost more than her OF tbh. In 10 years you'll get a yearly membership for a whopper
 

God's Saddest Tattletail

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I don't particularly care what degenerate shit single people with no responsibilities get up to, but the minute you become responsible for a kid it's time to cut that shit out.
Even if the OF account wasn't still active, it sets her kid up for endless bullying. If we could find that chick's page from here, everyone that poor kid knows will be laughing about the mom's nudes. The damage done to society by OnlyFans is just getting started... I'm not sure how to put a stop to it without coming across as a literal nazi, but I do feel like something needs to be done.
 

Lurker McSpic

We need to increase the hag population
Joined:  Mar 8, 2023
Now that I think about it what kind of psycho masochist would marry some cunt with 3 kids and a gay ex. I feel a bit of sympathy for the daughters because they probably got some asshole as a replacement. I've never been a 100% kill all homos but the more I think about gay dad the closer I get to that idea. Like fuck man, you could literally just live on your own and people would just think you're weird but no you had to go out of your way to keep appearances. I'll drop it or I'm gonna fedpost.
 

Tamokii

Psalm 51
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How is it that I look back after 3 hours and you guys have gone into overdrive finding out all of her familial relations and how we are late. Also Kelsey was married who would do that but also it explains why she's bitter toward men.
Apparently we are late as fuck to the party. This is from lolcow.farm 5 years ago. archive
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PR?

Ya. Clara married around 2019ish, may still be married, maybe divorced. But she souldn't have needed to get married in 2017 and it doesn't make since for a jap on facebook to sperg post about milo (in English mind you). Need a Facebook CHAD to dive DEEP and get the DETAILS

Lorraine is mom's name

Milo like Milo Yiannopoulos
With this new boatload of information, I think this calls for an updated OP. @Tamokii
What do you want me to summarize from the threadmarks or just put a brief in about how she was divorced. There has been so much information on her and the family in the last 5 pages I feel I'm losing my mind.
 
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