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Topo Chico

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Did you know you can search twitter "at"s to see who's tagging, say, @kerupani in twitter posts?
(Archive) in case people start deleting.

This is the first interesting hit.
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Amina regularly posts on Twitter even today, but all her responses to Kelsey, and conversations with Kelsey (Kelsey responded to Amina's responses to her) were from May 25, 2017 to February 27, 2021. There's quite a lot of them, too. It's not apparent why there's suddenly no contact after that.
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There are no posts between Amina and Jennalore.

Amina is an American who grew up in Detroit. For those not familiar with their American geography, this is extremely close to Canada which Amina herself has helpfully explained. It's about a 3.5 hour trip by car to Toronto, for reference.

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I don't know their relationship, but they seemed to have been quite close during this period.

I'll let other people have a go at digging. Have fun.


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Italian Raccoon

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There are mentions of a step-dad though, maybe the one Kelsey was originally referring to is a stepsister?

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I know you guys like your "Italians are black" jokes, but I don't think this one is Kelsey's sister.
I was actually wondering if she might have been related to Kelsey through a brother marrying into Kelsey's family.
 

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Luigi is literally white you dumb fucking retard.

You have to be next level brainrotted to criticize a sensible take like this from Bernie, because you want to justify violence against people you don't like.
At least she's consistent, she wants to pretend like she's 16 so she has the mental capacity of a 16 yo as well. A fully grown human being this retarded is actually insane. Maybe by pretending she's 16 she can delude herself as to why she's not getting any pussy or dick, because she's not at the AOC yet. :smugpipi:
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This is such a pet peeve I have, why do women always brag about getting carded? THEIR JOB IS TO CARD EVERYONE! Every place will tell you "card everyone unless they look 60 years old!." Kelsey, I truly congratulate you on not being a gigantic fat ass at 30+, but nobody is carding you because they think you look under 21.
E I hate when I open this thread, expecting the last page, and I reply to something that's 10 pages back.
 

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This is such a pet peeve I have, why do women always brag about getting carded? THEIR JOB IS TO CARD EVERYONE! Every place will tell you "card everyone unless they look 60 years old!." Kelsey, I truly congratulate you on not being a gigantic fat ass at 30+, but nobody is carding you because they think you look under 21.
Nah the jeets that run liquor stores are pretty relaxed about these sort of things though unless it's just because they know me by name by now
 
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Italian Raccoon

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Apparently we are late as fuck to the party. This is from lolcow.farm 5 years ago. archive
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So she's divorced then, surely. No way a Japanese husband would be cool with her getting wasted in random lesbian bars.
In hindsight, that's some of the most Divorced behavior imaginable.
 

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So she's divorced then, surely. No way a Japanese husband would be cool with her getting wasted in random lesbian bars.
In hindsight, that's some of the most Divorced behavior imaginable.
Oh a 100% she's divorced. It explains everything honestly.
 

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Apparently we are late as fuck to the party. This is from lolcow.farm 5 years ago.
We didn't really do any serious digging on Kelsey until she started hating on her conservative sister, which was less than half a day ago. Until today, this thread was the "make fun of Kelsey's politics" thread.
 

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So the Kawaii rrat was

:Ame-SMELLTHEBULLSHIT:

Evil Nene wins again

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Italian Raccoon

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We didn't really do any serious digging on Kelsey until she started hating on her conservative sister, which was less than half a day ago. Until today, this thread was the "make fun of Kelsey's flat ass" thread.
FTFY.
 
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Italian Raccoon

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As a fun extra from my digging, apparently her likeness was used for porn ads after she did that awkward gravure shoot.
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TL (apparently): "This is what happened when I let in a cute 18yo American girl for homestay and slept in the same room with her for a month. <- eventually that's just what happens to a man and a woman(together)…"
 

Topo Chico

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There are mentions of a step-dad though, maybe the one Kelsey was originally referring to is a stepsister?
but she said something like "how can you say that when your dad is gay." I'm coinflip on if there are more siblings (two is already a lot for a fag) and I think she'd've phrased it differently if it were a step sibling.
 

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>Kelsey is divorced.

oh my god this is so absolutely hilarious
 

Italian Raccoon

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As a fun extra from my digging, apparently her likeness was used for porn ads after she did that awkward gravure shoot.
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TL (apparently): "This is what happened when I let in a cute 18yo American girl for homestay and slept in the same room with her for a month. <- eventually that's just what happens to a man and a woman(together)…"
So this is what gets threadmarked instead of her being a divorcee? Figured. :whatastory:
but she said something like "how can you say that when your dad is gay." I'm coinflip on if there are more siblings (two is already a lot for a fag) and I think she'd've phrased it differently if it were a step sibling.
True, but after looking through Jenna's tweets she's still very pro-lgbt as far back as 2023, I can't imagine she'd do such a massive political flip to hating fags in just a year, there has to be another sister.

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Brosnan Pierce Brosnan

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>gay guy somehow has 10 kids yet I don't have one

:urtearingmeapart:
 

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