Wow she is doing all of this because she doesnt have a boyfriend
TL of the first:
I've been seriously thinking about getting a boyfriend lately, and when I talked to a friend about it, she said, "There's no one like that in the world."
Ughhhh......I'm getting more and more idealistic......
Second TL:
I don't have any female friends, and I don't have a lot of experience with women, but I know what it's like to be a woman, and I'm very caring, and I lead.
He loves me and cares about me.
He is smart, goal-oriented, and hardworking.
He should be there for me when I'm lonely and fall on his knees.
I want someone with a strong sex drive.
Don't tell me he's not out there... he's out there... probably.