249 characters and 47 words, Hmm, odd numbers, this will be tough but we can fudge the rounding up or down a little. Well let's go with characters first:
Oh no even the first half creepy, you told me it would be sweet! And your Gura fandom is showing through with that random "A" at the end.
Well, maybe you meant the first half of the
words were sweet?
................it's even worse.