General Vtuber Discussion (V1)

[TwoBit]

So I just tuned into Riifu's Elden Ring stream for the first time since some of you have been bringing her up. The first subject I hear she brings up is how she's been constipated for a few days and asked the chat if she could go take care of it.

Edit: She was unsuccessful in clearing the problem...

 

[Crush]

Ouro Kronii Birthday Celebration 2023

The merchandise sales for the birthday celebration of Ouro Kronii from hololive English. These products are made to order. 〈Shipping Schedule〉　Estimated to be around late August to late September 2023. * Voice recordings can be purchased and downloaded even after the sales period ends.However...

shop.hololivepro.com

Spoiler: Kronii merch

Cover art

Full set

Postcard


acrylic clock

lunch box

Neck pillow

Man I want Kronii’s big clock


Wait…

 

[Lurker Throwaway]

Here's Risu's Unarchived Karaoke Stream

Mega Link - Ayunda Risu - 【#Singing】 will stop [ K ] if you don't help me reach 800K (this is not a threat)【UNARCHIVED】-cuX5SSrnJvM.mp4 3.42 GB
Mega Link - My Archived Videos

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She's doing a rebroadcast if you want to watch it with chat.

 

[The Rrat]

Ouro Kronii Birthday Celebration 2023

The merchandise sales for the birthday celebration of Ouro Kronii from hololive English. These products are made to order. 〈Shipping Schedule〉　Estimated to be around late August to late September 2023. * Voice recordings can be purchased and downloaded even after the sales period ends.However...

shop.hololivepro.com

Spoiler: Kronii merch

Cover art
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Full set

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acrylic clock
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lunch box
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Neck pillow
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Man I want Kronii’s big clock


Wait…

Ok, this is getting out of hand, Hololive.


Yes, that is $145 shipping for a single $31 item.

 

[ValkyrieAce]

It's for sure a fuck up of some sort. Ordering the full set also came to $145 shipping.

Every reply to the official tweet about the merch is just pissed off people showing $145. People even bundled more items in with the set and it still comes to $145.

 

[Punished Anime Discusser]

Ok, this is getting out of hand, Hololive.
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Yes, that is $145 shipping for a single $31 item.

Fishman in shambles, he can't even have the most expensive shipping in the Vtuber sphere.

 

[Sithis]

don't worry. a few streams later Shiina said she's never heard of kiwifarms and that it was pippa's idea to wear the kf skin.

I choose to believe that, but I also choose to believe Uruka's tweet a couple days ago happened because she googled the Chinese porn reference I posted ITT, so
time

 

[Audi Vide Tace]

The thing i hate the most about twitch is the retarded chat culture and how the streamer stops every 5 seconds to read some braindead comment from chat or say hi to some random retard they know or an oilbaron. This isn't even mentioning the constant streamalerts noises and moronic TTS messages and shitty meme and emoji spam in chat. That's why i like that youtube chuubas have SC reading streams where people who like to have their cocks rubbed can go and i can ignore their idiocy.

The entire culture around it is actually just awful IMO. I'm aware youtube comments can get pretty bad, but I find the culture of twitch in its entirety just cancerous. Hell, even many of the streamers themselves relish in it. You can't go 4 weeks without either some legitimate criminal scandal, or some overblown reality tv drama where one streamer swears other streamer is "literally worse than hitler" because they chewed with their mouth open.

Maybe this is an unfair view for me to have since I think livestreamers are more so on twitch than other platforms, so it is just going to have more drama. Hell though, it seems like everyone involved in twitch is just miserable.

Please ignore my med-deficient delusional ranting.

 

[masterstocking]

Never forget.

 

[John Vtuber👁️]

She’s available but first you have to be willing to have 5 kids and join the IDF to die for Israel. Also she's Russian so if you cheat on her you lose a part of your body.

You know what? That sounds like a good deal to me. I don’t see how anything could go wrong in the slightest. If she somehow agreed to it, I will marry and provide a home, food and children for her.

I expect you to call me autistic at my marriage and/or funeral, however.

No, I will not take my meds.

 

[Titanosaurus]

don't worry. a few streams later Shiina said she's never heard of kiwifarms and that it was pippa's idea to wear the kf skin.

I choose to believe that, but I also choose to believe Uruka's tweet a couple days ago happened because she googled the Chinese porn reference I posted ITT, so
time

I thought @Azehara gave her the minecraft skin, but I might be misremembering. She clearly knew what it was at the time though, so she must have seen it or been told about the censor bar. I doubt she sits around reading threads but she might pop in and search herself every so often. I do notice she addresses things that are discussed here (that are not discussed on discord or /vt) often, but it could easily be coincidence.

 

[Aka Split]

IRyS is singing so sweetly tonight that you'd almost forget she's a goddamned scatterbrained train wreck. Almost.

Her singing is some of the best tonight, for sure, but we are not even close to forgetting how she is. She had a YabaIRyS moment and accidently mispoke singer-songwriter Dido's name into another word that has an extra syllable in it and rhymes with the name of a famous Hobbit.


Now she is singing Mary Had a Little Lamb.

Because of work, I only was able to catch the first 25 minutes or so, and Wellerman. I feel like old school Nolan before we turned him into the jaded husk that you see today:
The vocals were beautiful exquisite and wonderful, messing around with the filter effects was adorable and cute. 10/10, liked and wish I could add it to playlists.
Seriously though, the ending of that first JP song was amazing (I don't even know the song). The A Team was basically perfect despite having just learned it, it was only missing some Mr. T. In Wellerman I felt like she had a little bit of a...Celtic vibe to her voice at times which is something I don't think I've heard from her often. I even liked the Taylor Swift songs (anything new from her is trash but the old stuff can be good).

But obviously the highlight of the whole stream had to be White Lightnin'.

 

[Sithis]

No, I will not take my meds.

You should be fine there, she doesn't either

I thought @Azehara gave her the minecraft skin, but I might be misremembering. She clearly knew what it was at the time though, so she must have seen it or been told about the censor bar. I doubt she sits around reading threads but she might pop in and search herself every so often. I do notice she addresses things that are discussed here (that are not discussed on discord or /vt) often, but it could easily be coincidence.

Oh god oh no meemaw I'm sorry I posted some retards tribute picture ;-;

I do actually wonder how many chuubas browse here. The asylum doesn't have quite the rep the homeland does so there's a real chance some of them feel safer browsing here than at Le Ebil Keewee site. At least we know Rie/@superduper is chill. Let's keep it cozy for them.

 

[Fentanyl Floyd]

You know what? That sounds like a good deal to me. I don’t see how anything could go wrong in the slightest. If she somehow agreed to it, I will marry and provide a home, food and children for her.

I expect you to call me autistic at my marriage and/or funeral, however.

No, I will not take my meds.

"By god he's infected with the khazar milkers disease!"

"But doctor what's that?"

"It's a virus spread by attractive Jewesses that infects young gentile men and makes them want to die for Israel."

"Now help me get these meds into him stat!"

 

[The Rrat]

It's for sure a fuck up of some sort. Ordering the full set also came to $145 shipping.

Every reply to the official tweet about the merch is just pissed off people showing $145. People even bundled more items in with the set and it still comes to $145.

I did some testing with the valentines items. It looks like after a certain weight or something, the shipping tier goes up from 41 to 145. Before that, the cheapest ones I can see is $21 for Ollie's $4 tin buttons.

Edit: Buying Bae's birthday set plus 2 valentines sets and then buying one valentine set by itself is cheaper than buying three valentine sets together and Bae's birthday set separately lol.

 

[Crush]

“blending a cake doesn’t sound like a bad idea”- Kronii

 

[Clem the Gem]

Airi powerleveling.

Wait, I had no idea she was part of the Hag Clan. That's another to add to my collection.
Guess I need to watch more now.

 

[PassiveUnaggressive]

“blending a cake doesn’t sound like a bad idea”- Kronii

I've put a cake slice in a bowl and poured milk over it, it's an experience that's not bad. Blending it could be similar, albeit a bit less texture.

Maybe cake bits mixed into soft serve would be nice, if she could get her hands on an ice cream machine.

 

[Azehara]

Vtuber Kwite absolutely eviscerates sexual assault accusations from an trans ex partner of his

So now what? He unmasked himself, released a ton of private information and the other twat gets nothing done to them other than some internet hate for being a piece of shit human being which will probably get forgotten in a few weeks.

Shoutouts to Godzilla for uploading his copy of the VOD this occurred in, because it got copyright claimed on YouTube and apparently that fact went under everyone's radar for six months until now (stream occurred September 6th 2022). I know I clipped it months ago but it was pretty scuffed, so I wanted to get some better ones:
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Cloudflare then drops her.
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I dont think I managed to archive that Stream. Don't remember why. I think I was out of the house or something. Hence why I didnt really clip it (but I did clip the Lumi/Pippa one).

hopefully the other members follow suit

since they clearly can

I thought @Azehara gave her the minecraft skin, but I might be misremembering. She clearly knew what it was at the time though, so she must have seen it or been told about the censor bar. I doubt she sits around reading threads but she might pop in and search herself every so often. I do notice she addresses things that are discussed here (that are not discussed on discord or /vt) often, but it could easily be coincidence.

I made the original Kiwi Censor bar as a joke because Null was bitching about lolis and Phase 2 was going to come out with one of the most yab designs in existence. I think the skin was made by one of the people in the server. Guessing they included the KF censor bar because they were a poster but honestly im not sure who made it.

 

[Todd's Strongest Howard]

Mousey's doctor told her to get laid

Mousey gonna die from a critical nut allergy, oh my god say it ain't so!

On one hand, it really makes me smile to imagine Shiina casually browsing Beauty Parlor or something and laughing, maybe handing out some Autistic reactions.
On the other hand this shit is exactly why I never feel safe chatting, last thing I need is to make meemaw hate me if she reads my A&H sperging.

I couldn't care less if my oshis develop a hatred for me, they can't stop me from watching and that's what most of my enjoyment comes from. Chances are I'd never meet any of them anyway, and even if I did, it's not like I only have the one account name to use if they ask who I am, if it ever even comes to that.

You know what? That sounds like a good deal to me. I don’t see how anything could go wrong in the slightest. If she somehow agreed to it, I will marry and provide a home, food and children for her.

I expect you to call me autistic at my marriage and/or funeral, however.

No, I will not take my meds.

Live your dream, it's a one in a million chance you bag your streaming oshi but it can happen, you just got to make it happen! Poor fuckers toast lmao

Go get that W, king! Goyim's gonna get fucking folded kekw