More monopoly jokes. Yeah, the deal wasn’t that he’d do it if he lost, so this is some artistic liberty, but still funny and properly conveys his commitment to a bit:

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And this time stamp that I nearly died laughing at but then forgot about in the rest of the chaos:
“Listen to me,”
“Ok, go on, yeah, what?”
“………….”

And this time stamp that I nearly died laughing at but then forgot about in the rest of the chaos:
“Listen to me,”
“Ok, go on, yeah, what?”
“………….”