General Thread v5 Guys: MariMari_EN Edition

[RestlessRain]

Imagine actually caring about the provenance of your online whore.

 

[Cubanodun]

Imagine actually caring about the provenance of your online whore.

But what if she is

(inhale)

Chinese????

 

[JusticeDog]

A good start to the rebrand

Or is this just an excuse for a full clean slate

 

[dkn2038]

A good start to the rebrand

Or is this just an excuse for a full clean slate

bad end: rebrand and wait, then close doors if numbers doesn't improve...

good end: everything they have in the warehouse has the idol logo, they'll have to make more merch with the new name

 

[NeneLOVE]

A good start to the rebrand

Or is this just an excuse for a full clean slate

Babidy boobidy boo, I put my hex on you!

 

[Brosnan Pierce Brosnan]

The only way Chromashift can get better is if they sell the individual gens to other corpos, then the corpos go kaput and brave buys them again but splits them up between Globie, V4mirai and another brand that Brave bought

 

[shipmate]

Imagine actually caring about the provenance of your online whore.

Look where you are. This is all we do.

 

[dkn2038]

this is how I noticed Vallure already announced the new talents

do you think ana valens got in?

 

[Scoots]

The point is where she grew up. Latinxs are just spics who spawned in the usa and they love to say they're from x country but they're just americans emulating "latino" culture. When does this bitch debut? I might check it out for curiosity sake.

Tuesday July 1st 11:30am PST

 

[dkn2038]

July 1st 11:30am PST

as a I have to say, those discussions here are a mixed bag, at least here in colombia we don't have such big problems at recognizing people born outside as our own nationals... may be a cultural thing... but doesn't happen everywhere in latin america

 

[Brosnan Pierce Brosnan]

Good recommendation YouTube, wow very current very topical

 

[Jacks Wasted Life]

Can the weebs beat the furries in the STD olympics? stay tuned

weebs are 90% straight men. Furries are 90% gay men.

 

[Wixoyu]

Imagine actually caring about the provenance of your online whore.

I demand my whores be free range and corn fed. None of that factory whore shit.

 

[Ginkgo Balboa 🌾🗡]

Imagine actually caring about the provenance of your online whore.

It's a matter of authenticity. When viewers start with gachikoi bullshit, she needs to go full "trad latina mommy gf" and start smacking the ASMR dummy head with a loaded chancleta while she calls you a "joputa mamaguebazo cabron!"

Nothing less than being "Mexican Rushia" will be authentic.

 

[Gintoki]

I'm going to be honest, Gura's indie redebut has the same energy as when a WWE wrestler would go to TNA but they didn't have the rights to their old name or gimmick so they would have come up with a new name that was similar but just different enough so they wouldn't get sued.

"What's Sameko Saba doing here at the Impact Zone?"

 

[nooternun]

If you were curious about Aki's Delta Force tournament her team won

Essentially it was two large teams playing a BOF 3.

Update from Aoi's Apex tournament

Top 20 teams go to winners round and bottom to the losers round. I am happy Prune's team went through to the winner round but surprised Aoi and Pakael's teams did so bad. The skill level is high as: The following levels must not be exceeded: ①Predator x Predator x Master ②Competitive Player × Master × Master.

 

[Azehara]

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I will say though, it looks like they have all the common, erm...niches covered with this generation

But will we get a Floyd joke?

We need the actual good stats, numbers of femboys dragged, vermintide bullied, people trashing hotel rooms, winners of melty blood tournaments, etc

Number of Nijisisters beat and brutalized with a noose by White supremacists yelling "THIS IS PHASE COUNTRY, Yamanba"
Number of girls that got pissed drunk, fucked some random ddue and blamed it on roofies.
Number of male vtubers sexually harassing and assaulting female vtubers after finally meeting for the first time
Number of unwashed assholes per day
Number of Offkai staff trying to sabotage Phase panels
Number of homeless shit the attendees stepped on
Number of cars broken into
Number of merch and cutouts stolen

A good start to the rebrand

Or is this just an excuse for a full clean slate

Its California. People steal shipments and shit all the time.

 

[dkn2038]

 

[closedblas]

HimeHina released a dance video of V

For 1mil views on the MV (it's at 2.1mil now), they posted an 8k60fps version of the final chorus dancing.

Spoiler: If you're confused who's who

They've also started drip feeding POVs of each person to play the shorts/TikTok game.
There was some speculation that it was just different models, but I think it's pretty clear by now that they literally did get 43 vtubers to stick to a deadline for mocaps.

Omega Sisters (on HIMEHINA's channel)


Lamy, Nene, and Polka (on HIMEHINA's channel)


Gabu Rieru (Aogiri) and Inaba Haneru (774)

Spoiler: Gabu Rieru (Aogiri) and Inaba Haneru (774)

Roboco and Matsuri are also posting them. I'm assuming the more shorts-savvy holomems will as well.

Spoiler: Roboco and Matsuri

And finally Horse-chad Baacharu

VSPO ladies are unfortunately HORRIBLE at shorts so I'm not holding out hope.

 

[46gumi]

Omega Sisters (on HIMEHINA's channel)

And this is from Omesis' channel. Seeing Ray dance after her announcement on having a second kid makes it equally impressive and funny.